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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The butler hasn't done this for a while.

Ask the butler anything you like, and he will try to answer

(in the third person)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a stranger advice's me not to listen to any of his advice, what should I do?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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In your opinion what features would genuinely improve fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the best pick up line to get women or couples to cam with you on kik?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a stranger advice's me not to listen to any of his advice, what should I do?"

Listen to your heart, but don't take the butlers advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In your opinion what features would genuinely improve fab"

Kinkybutler would like to see a hashing system so that he doesn't have to search all of the lobbies for subjects that intrest him

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By *iverWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Why won't my cat pay attention to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the best pick up line to get women or couples to cam with you on kik?"

There are 3.5 billion women on the planet, do you really think there is a magic sentence the butler uses that works for all?

Put the work in my friend, and you shall reap the benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why won't my cat pay attention to me?"

It is not your cats job to pay attention to you, remember a cat believes that it gets a free house when it adopts a human, it let's you live there rent free, and now you want attention? Kinkybutler recommends getting a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a woman in love like a welder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, when I open my front door for my cat, does he purposefully,stretch, then walk as slowly as possible into the house keeping me waiting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is a woman in love like a welder?"

Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all."

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Why, when I open my front door for my cat, does he purposefully,stretch, then walk as slowly as possible into the house keeping me waiting? "

When it's your house, then you can decide how long it takes to let the master/mistress in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a woman in love like a welder?

Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath "

...Because they both carry a torch !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is a woman in love like a welder?

Kinkybutler believes a woman in love is like a welder, because she makes sparks fly when the rod makes contact, and every so often she will lift the mask to take a breath

...Because they both carry a torch !"

No, kinkybutler is never wrong

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By *an123Man
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

Kinky Butler, what is the sound of one hand clapping.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy" "

Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinky Butler, what is the sound of one hand clapping.? "

The sound of one's fingers slapping against the palm of one's hand, hard to do, but possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"

Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste "

Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations

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By *an123Man
over a year ago

Sittingbourne


"Kinky Butler, what is the sound of one hand clapping.?

The sound of one's fingers slapping against the palm of one's hand, hard to do, but possible "

I thank you sir. I would also add it is half the sound of two hands clapping

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Kinky Butler, am i to die a spinster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinky Butler, am i to die a spinster? "

You may never marry, but the butler sends energy that you won't ever be lonely or bored, kinkybutler knows what trouble good people get into when bored

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Kinky Butler, am i to die a spinster?

You may never marry, but the butler sends energy that you won't ever be lonely or bored, kinkybutler knows what trouble good people get into when bored "

Ahh thanks chuck...i'll use it wisely

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By *ea AmorisWoman
over a year ago

My Boudoir

What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way "

A chaise longue, because you still bend the same at the hips

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m in the Peak District I have a stinking cold. I have two dogs and am done with walking up and down hills.

What do you recommend to do tomorrow that does not involve walking much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in the Peak District I have a stinking cold. I have two dogs and am done with walking up and down hills.

What do you recommend to do tomorrow that does not involve walking much? "

Kinkybutler recommends spending a few hours looking at dog walking services, otherwise you are going to be cleaning up a lot of shit round the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Kinky Butler

Depending on which side of the equator I am, my water goes down the plughole in the opposite direction. Are whirlpools the same, I mean Would they change direction if they crossed the equator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"

Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste

Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations "

I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Kinky Butler

Depending on which side of the equator I am, my water goes down the plughole in the opposite direction. Are whirlpools the same, I mean Would they change direction if they crossed the equator?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"

Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste

Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations

I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off "

Surely a guru can rise above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do all the good ones get taken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do all the good ones get taken? "

Because who would take a shit one when there are good ones to be had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do all the good ones get taken?

Because who would take a shit one when there are good ones to be had? "

You broke character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a question as such. One of my alter online egos (One ego simply isn't enough for a man of my stature) The Guru says "Hello" He'd also like to ask what the best flavour of ice cream is? So I guess there was a question after all.

Hello guru, icecream is the only time that vanilla is a sensible answer to "what do you fancy"

Guru see's you as an equal - he is satisfied with your answer. Namaste

Butler is pleased he has given you aspirations

I still like you, but I think you just fucked Guru off

Surely a guru can rise above "

I don't know.. I'm the chilled out one.. he's a bit up his own arse, having direct access to the Universe and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do all the good ones get taken?

Because who would take a shit one when there are good ones to be had?

You broke character "

The Kinkybutler does not break character until the dvd commentary is finished

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