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The return of the fake veri game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love 'em or loathe them, a veri can be both a blessing or a curse...

So unleash your creativity and leave a veri for the person above

*Play nice, and I know this is hardly original *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He paid attention and practiced hard, and I’m confident he has now learned how to button his shirt.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He paid attention and practiced hard, and I’m confident he has now learned how to button his shirt. "
After finishing nibbling on my Sausage, she proceeded to talk endlessly about her upcoming PPV bout with Boldgirl

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

He sure had staying power and had me screaming for more after 2 minutes I’ve never wet myself so much Do not pass him by he’s one of the best around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met jaycie _uciyass for coffee, oh what a beaut she is, had me crying with laughter such a great sense of humour and she adores cream eggs, has such a marvellous attention to detail. Don’t let this one go by guys and gals. Such a beaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met jaycie _uciyass for coffee, oh what a beaut she is, had me crying with laughter such a great sense of humour and she adores cream eggs, has such a marvellous attention to detail. Don’t let this one go by guys and gals. Such a beaut "

Met this delightful specimen a while back, gave her the best 7 seconds of her life. Oral skills? Don't even get me started. A solid 10/10, even paid my bus fare home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met jaycie _uciyass for coffee, oh what a beaut she is, had me crying with laughter such a great sense of humour and she adores cream eggs, has such a marvellous attention to detail. Don’t let this one go by guys and gals. Such a beaut "
this lady turned up when she said she would an hour late ,we got on so well ,she's the type you could take home to meet your parents ,she rides like a rodeo rider but didn't encounter any loud moaning ,hope we meet again and again don't mess her about she's a zoo keeper

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Made his legs shake he could stand up

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By *raspireMan
over a year ago

Nr Weymouth

She Mande be cum like I never thought possible x

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By *raspireMan
over a year ago

Nr Weymouth

****ahhhhh predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made his legs shake he could stand up"

Planned our meet on a transatlantic flight met in first class then shortly after joined the mile high club.

Loves a glass of bubbly and sex in a plane toilet!

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Made his legs shake he could stand up

Planned our meet on a transatlantic flight met in first class then shortly after joined the mile high club.

Loves a glass of bubbly and sex in a plane toilet! "

I asked his what his fantasy would be and he replied “Esther Ranzen” so I deep throated him leaving teethmarks under his belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She Mande be cum like I never thought possible x"

Looks like she did. She's take away your ability to spell properly.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Turned up

Got d*unk

Passed out

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Made his legs shake he could stand up"
Bugger couldn't

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Actually I did that to several guys so not really fake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Actually I did that to several guys so not really fake "
Awesome sex but a bit off putting when she kept playing her word association game with me at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She Mande be cum like I never thought possible x

Looks like she did. She's take away your ability to spell properly. "

And mine, and I wasn't even there.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Turned up

Drank all the booze

Got kicked out of the pub for fighting

A great night

Treat them with respect (especially when pissed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She Mande be cum like I never thought possible x

Looks like she did. She's take away your ability to spell properly.

And mine, and I wasn't even there."
in body but in mind

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Actually I did that to several guys so not really fake Awesome sex but a bit off putting when she kept playing her word association game with me at the same time "

BOOM

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Turned up late

(St Austell is a long way tbh)

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

We were somewhat disappointed to learn he's not actually from Asgard.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Actually I did that to several guys so not really fake Awesome sex but a bit off putting when she kept playing her word association game with me at the same time

BOOM "

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I was expecting a Blue, or at the very least a Minke. To say I was disappointed is an understatement.

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By *erynaughtyMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Made his legs shake he could stand up

Planned our meet on a transatlantic flight met in first class then shortly after joined the mile high club.

Loves a glass of bubbly and sex in a plane toilet!

I asked his what his fantasy would be and he replied “Esther Ranzen” so I deep throated him leaving teethmarks under his belly button. "

She said she 'wanted to role play during our sex', I said 'ok, what do you want to do', she said she 'wanted to wear a pair of oversize false teeth and get me to call her Esther'...well that's life x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Verynaughty lived up to his name. He "arranged" an MMF threesome, met me in the local pub, wedgie'd me and stole my dinner money.

I should have seen it coming when he arrived on the back of the bus with Zammo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Such and amazing love muscle-he balanced a broom pole on it for hours. ( see profile pic for evidence ) He not only wore the Mickey Mouse shorts seen in his pic, he had the voice and ears to match! Bit too cheesey, even for a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such and amazing love muscle-he balanced a broom pole on it for hours. ( see profile pic for evidence ) He not only wore the Mickey Mouse shorts seen in his pic, he had the voice and ears to match! Bit too cheesey, even for a mouse. "
she may be old but she's bold and goes where no man has been before ,she turned up on time ,she didn't look anything like her pic but hey who does ,she was slow and methodical but got to end result eventually,this ones a keeper but don't wait too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This man is so polite. He said please before dragging me to my knees. He said so many nice things, not sure If he was being sarcastic, because his tone was sometimes off... Having his housemates watch was also a bit strange. But ladies he's a man and a good one at that. Till next time sexy and this time, let's remember to close the bedroom door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't so sure about him at first, because of the uncontrollable flattering eye lash syndrome. But after few bevs it turns out, he's into planking too! The ladies in the bar never saw it coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This man is so polite. He said please before dragging me to my knees. He said so many nice things, not sure If he was being sarcastic, because his tone was sometimes off... Having his housemates watch was also a bit strange. But ladies he's a man and a good one at that. Till next time sexy and this time, let's remember to close the bedroom door "
god I had to wait so long to get mystique on back seat of car but she was dressed to please in wellies and a sweat shirt loved the gravy stain nice touch if we meet again have to use bigger car she's a mover not a shaker ,don't miss out if you get the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was eager to pleasure Mr Kneez. I made sure I gave him plenty of tease. Cos he's the bees knees. He worked so hard he started to wheeze. His aftershave made me sneeze. He fucked me so hard I shouted out "jeez!". He won't leave you cold, there'll be no freeze. Would I see him again? Yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was eager to pleasure Mr Kneez. I made sure I gave him plenty of tease. Cos he's the bees knees. He worked so hard he started to wheeze. His aftershave made me sneeze. He fucked me so hard I shouted out "jeez!". He won't leave you cold, there'll be no freeze. Would I see him again? Yes please!! "
rubidoux was such a poet so good she don't know it

She turned up horny in a basque

She had some tea in a flask

Take yer knickers off I did say

And was she hairy oh yea waaaahey

She rode me like a circus clown

And when she came i nearly drowned

But was she worth the journey

Yes she was ignore my gurney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was eager to pleasure Mr Kneez. I made sure I gave him plenty of tease. Cos he's the bees knees. He worked so hard he started to wheeze. His aftershave made me sneeze. He fucked me so hard I shouted out "jeez!". He won't leave you cold, there'll be no freeze. Would I see him again? Yes please!! rubidoux was such a poet so good she don't know it

She turned up horny in a basque

She had some tea in a flask

Take yer knickers off I did say

And was she hairy oh yea waaaahey

She rode me like a circus clown

And when she came i nearly drowned

But was she worth the journey

Yes she was ignore my gurney "

He turned up on time as arranged and looked like his picture

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

O gosh..what can I say ..so hot..and they knew exactly what they was doing.they realy pulled out the stops and knew how to satisfy me..it was by far the best cup of tea anyone has made me...can't wait for next time..x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"O gosh..what can I say ..so hot..and they knew exactly what they was doing.they realy pulled out the stops and knew how to satisfy me..it was by far the best cup of tea anyone has made me...can't wait for next time..x"

Well she is different, only got to meet the bottom half! The top half stayed at home x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! This couple are so fit. I managed to get a hand full of tit. And what a gent, he made me laugh. Standing proud his huge staff. Don’t let them down they tease and please and for afters we had biscuits and cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow! This couple are so fit. I managed to get a hand full of tit. And what a gent, he made me laugh. Standing proud his huge staff. Don’t let them down they tease and please and for afters we had biscuits and cheese!"
he came ,he saw, he conquered he's a lovely guy shame about the fur ,he had a funny limp but once on the bed the grunting stopped he's a keeper

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All man! I assume he is, as there was no time left-over for any further testing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sophie is a hot tv for sure. She arrived on the back of a van, didn't come with a box, remote or instructions.

I tried wall mounting her but I just couldn't tune her in.

The court case is next week for handling stolen goods...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met infrequent at a bar .he stood there with his long hard tool . He was rubbing the tip harder and harder . Finally he broke and i beat him 5 . 3 at pool . He now owes me a pint .

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