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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.

A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.

Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.

Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.

*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?

Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

I’ll stick with Panther, stealthy, on the prowl in the shadows awaiting her prey lols

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?

Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead "

If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll stick with Panther, stealthy, on the prowl in the shadows awaiting her prey lols "

Panthers are sexy looking creatures.. I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.

A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.

Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.

Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.

*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment."
no if I were gonna stick a label on you it would be stand this way up

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?

Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead

If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety "

Jeez that made me laugh haha

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A unicorn is a single bifem.

You say you are straight. So not a male unicorn.

Just a filthy sod. Like a lot of us on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least you will have a genuine horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's recently been suggested by a couple that I may be a Male Unicorn.

A man that enjoys fun with couples and Hotwives, but not interested in any Cuckolding, Roleplay or actual.

Would you agree that's the correct label for that kind of man? I'm not bothered about labels myself, I know who I am and find they can be useful, pointless, complimentary and derogatory.

Also, for fun.. Which mythical Fab beast would you define yourself as and why.

*Lighthearted please - If you're not a fan of labels, no need to comment.no if I were gonna stick a label on you it would be stand this way up "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A unicorn is a single bifem.

You say you are straight. So not a male unicorn.

Just a filthy sod. Like a lot of us on here "

I know.. that's why male was put infront.. I wondered about the bi bit myself.. I was under the impression female unicorns were bisexual.

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple
over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District


"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?

Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead

If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety "

The unicorn does happen to be the national 'animal' of Scotland, so there may well be a Shetland version . . .

I like the sound of a Centaur - stuck between the two worlds of the wild beast and that of the civilised human being. Also described as rowdy warrior types prone to heavy drinking (not these days though) and other primal excesses (yes please), which often brought them into conflict with their more cultured cousins . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s a unicorn with a really small horn called?

Let’s be fair, I’m practically a horse with a wart on its forehead

If I am a male unicorn.. it's of the Shetland variety

The unicorn does happen to be the national 'animal' of Scotland, so there may well be a Shetland version . . .

I like the sound of a Centaur - stuck between the two worlds of the wild beast and that of the civilised human being. Also described as rowdy warrior types prone to heavy drinking (not these days though) and other primal excesses (yes please), which often brought them into conflict with their more cultured cousins . . . "

I did suggest Centaur, to avoid the bi confusion and the same reasons you gave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met quite a few guys who fit that description so I'd say not x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've met quite a few guys who fit that description so I'd say not x"

That's what I thought as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've met quite a few guys who fit that description so I'd say not x

That's what I thought as well. "

More Troll?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

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From swimming

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Medusa... With my curly locks it looks like snakes at times lol.... And I'm told my eyes can stop people in their tracks...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Shortly being a male virgin on a swingers site is a male unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hippo

All joking aside my ex used to call me “hungry, hungry, hungry-hungry hippo” and laughed saying it was his favourite board game as a child

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

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From swimming "

Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medusa... With my curly locks it looks like snakes at times lol.... And I'm told my eyes can stop people in their tracks... "

Does that mean any hero's coming to vanquish you need extra protection?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horny Hippo

All joking aside my ex used to call me “hungry, hungry, hungry-hungry hippo” and laughed saying it was his favourite board game as a child "

You've snatched the innocence of that game from me now.. I'll think of this thread forever more any time I play it with my kids!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

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From swimming

Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab. "

I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?

Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shortly being a male virgin on a swingers site is a male unicorn "

A male Virgin on here? I bet it's not as mythical as you think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

.

.

.

.

.

From swimming

Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.

I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?

Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster? "

*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

.

.

.

.

.

From swimming

Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.

I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?

Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster?

*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that""

*About turns to see if it's on Amazon Prime.

And wonders, very, very quietly, to herself, if he's even in the Hans Christian Anderson story.*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! Can I be a mermaid? They're cool. And I'm often wet.

.

.

.

.

.

From swimming

Only if I can be Sebastian the Crab.

I've not seen the Disney Little Mermaid which, if memory serves correctly, he's from? But hell, why not. You can get caught up in my long, flowing hair if you like?

Ps I just googled - I always thought he was a lobster?

*Storms off in disgust to go sing "Under the Sea" Tucked up in his little HERMIT CRAB shell.. muttering "Fucking Lobster! Who the fuck does she think she is? Bloody mermaids thinking they're all that"

*About turns to see if it's on Amazon Prime.

And wonders, very, very quietly, to herself, if he's even in the Hans Christian Anderson story.*"

Hans Christian who-gives-a-fuck "The sea is aaaalways greener, on somebody else's plate"

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