FabSwingers.com forum: Sucks like dyson.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Treat her with respect’..... usually followed by something nice and graphic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“As a Gentleman I won’t go into the details of our meet but needless to say I soon had her barking like a sea-lion and cumming like a Trojan as she gushed on my 9 inch cock”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris always make me laugh. It's like reading a yelp review about someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Treat her with respect’..... usually followed by something nice and graphic!

Or I'll be round to see you ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Not looking to sleep my way through Fab” ......... 104 verifications later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most verifications make me chuckle to be honest....if there were a few less than favorable ones to make everything seem more true to life then I'd be more inclined to believe the good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read one that says "Couldn't resist filling her tasty little pussy, hope ya not pregnant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some I laugh but then block

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Veris always make me laugh. It's like reading a yelp review about someone "

That made me laugh. A Fab version of tripadvisor or should that be stripadvisor!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read one that says "Couldn't resist filling her tasty little pussy, hope ya not pregnant"

Yep....the class on here is truly breathtaking sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris always make me laugh. It's like reading a yelp review about someone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best one is below

"He turned up and fucked me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm called a douchbag repeatedly in one of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting to see if people start to say "Sucks like a Shark"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm called a douchbag repeatedly in one of mine

You know what douches are right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson, does that mean they were expensive?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cor wat a sexy lady. Dressed 2 thrill. She had me hard in seconds, could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she was soon taking my 9" of meat in her tight pussy. Best 24 minutes of my life. Treat her with respect."

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"My best one is below

"He turned up and fucked me""

Succinct and to the point I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to keep this one all to myself" whilst they are verified daily by others

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By *ouplelookingforadultfunCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

We had one from a couple we met, said....."He had such a WOW cock and her WOW pussy was so aromatic"!!!

Had to hide it as it was just embarrassing to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“As a Gentleman I won’t go into the details of our meet but needless to say I soon had her barking like a sea-lion and cumming like a Trojan as she gushed on my 9 inch cock” "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Cor wat a sexy lady. Dressed 2 thrill. She had me hard in seconds, could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she was soon taking my 9" of meat in her tight pussy. Best 24 minutes of my life. Treat her with respect.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson, does that mean they were expensive?"
good at picking up dog hairs

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By *llfoursWoman
over a year ago

north east

"I'm called a douchbag repeatedly in one of mine

Charming aha

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"My best one is below

"He turned up and fucked me""

What more could anyone want?? Hahaha, pure class

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol

No one says sucks like a Henry or Henrietta do they ? .

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By *ordgirlWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

well I don't suppose many people are rushing to display any dodgy veris ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I don't suppose many people are rushing to display any dodgy veris ... "

Perhaps all verifications should be published regardless of content?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol

No one says sucks like a Henry or Henrietta do they ? .

Or a GTech cordless with alternating heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dyson one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting to see if people start to say "Sucks like a Shark"

Be careful lads, potential for a flesh wound, with this one.

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

I hate veris with too much details or hyped up stuff.. nearly not trust the people who wrote them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turned up as expected

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Don’t pass her by does exactly what she says on the tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest one I ever saw was on a profile ages ago and said "his cock was so big it was tickling my tonsils...!!" Classy chick eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris always make me laugh. It's like reading a yelp review about someone

That made me laugh. A Fab version of tripadvisor or should that be stripadvisor! "

Stripandrideher.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Oh my god :-0 meet this woman at your peril! Seriously she has got the biggest fanny you have ever seen. You need to wrap a bandage round your cock to touch the sides and she farts like a curry eating camel. I'd tell her in person, but I'm shit scared she will insert her six toes up my arse and cackle like a hyena.

One of mine

Thank you Ryan....wherever you are hiding.

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"turned up as expected

It was super hot when you...showed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "sucks like a dyson" always makes me chuckle. Have those that put it actually compared the two then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol

How would you know they suck like a dyson unless they loke dyson

Wonder if the same can be said of a blender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to see the verification for the man that doesn't know how to use his penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sucks like a Dyson, does that mean they were expensive?"
Yes, not too expensive lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you seen any fun verifications? I like the "sucks like dyson" one lol

No one says sucks like a Henry or Henrietta do they ? .

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No they dont as the pressure isnt the same lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Treat her with respect’..... usually followed by something nice and graphic!

This one does my nut in. What else am I gonna do? Call her ugly and whip her with the telephone cord?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good ones everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Not looking to sleep my way through Fab” ......... 104 verifications later

Haha yeah

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over a year ago

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Met her last night, wrong time of the month so a messy fuck later we hit the shower and she gave me a glorious soapy tit wank.Dont miss out on this one guys"

I kid you not. TMI

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"Just read one that says "Couldn't resist filling her tasty little pussy, hope ya not pregnant"

I saw one a few days ago thanking the guy for getting them pregnant.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think the use of clichés often shows that the writer struggled to find something honest to say. If you truly enjoyed the experience, and genuinely found the person attractive you'd be able to articulate that, not be sitting be staring at the screen wondering wtf to write. I've even wondered on occasion were the veris written under duress ('I left you a veri last week you fucking asshole and you still haven't written me one.... Enjoy the tonne of manure I'm having delivered to your door if I haven't got my veri by tomorrow').... I often find when you read the corresponding veri on the other person's profile, there's enormous disparity between them... One is usually OTT enthusiastic and the other is a three line cliché-fest... Generally with a whiff of regret at having bothered meeting at all emanating from between those lines...

Veris make entertaining reading.... I think of them as spin-offs to the comedy gold that is my 'local updates'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Met her last night, wrong time of the month so a messy fuck later we hit the shower and she gave me a glorious soapy tit wank.Dont miss out on this one guys"

I kid you not. TMI"

A guy who loves his women everyday of the month. Must've been love...

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over a year ago

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