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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Morning Fab.. Or is it?

You've woken up to find that the ONLY people who woke up today are those who are members of Fabswingers.

Everyone else has disappeared and this is now Earth as it will remain.

God has arrived whilst we were asleep, taken our loved ones and the innocent away (this is just Fantasy - so let's try not to dwell on the fact we've lost family members and get all morbid). He/She/They took all the good people and left us Sinners behind.

What's your next move? How will you survive the world as it deteriorates into Chaos? Do you seek Allies? Form a new Society? An Army? Where do you go in the world? How do you get there?

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

Go...

*Its a reoccurring dream I have, only swap the Fab part out and replace it with "Everyone I've ever met".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go back to sleep for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d go back to sleep for a bit.

"

That made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take two weeks holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an easy one I can sail so take a yacht to southern Spain and make my way to the Sierras I have lived there for 3years before in a teepee one year without touching any money so know I can do it

Just need someone company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday"

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bare in mind... Nuclear powerstations will blow the world over in a matter of weeks.

There will be roaming feral packs of dogs... and frustrated horny men

All food will have to be grown/farmed unless it's canned.

Doctors, Dentists, Midwives, Nurses, Vets and other skilled professionals will be in short supply.

Feel Free to be silly, but I'd like the more serious answers too..

I live near Hereford so I'm going straight to the SAS Camp, arming my self to the teeth. Calling all my veris and friends to meet me there sharpish.. to fill a few articulated lorries with weaponry. I'll feel safer knowing I have the capability to protect myself and my friends.

The Arms race begins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind... Nuclear powerstations will blow the world over in a matter of weeks.

There will be roaming feral packs of dogs... and frustrated horny men

All food will have to be grown/farmed unless it's canned.

Doctors, Dentists, Midwives, Nurses, Vets and other skilled professionals will be in short supply.

Feel Free to be silly, but I'd like the more serious answers too..

I live near Hereford so I'm going straight to the SAS Camp, arming my self to the teeth. Calling all my veris and friends to meet me there sharpish.. to fill a few articulated lorries with weaponry. I'll feel safer knowing I have the capability to protect myself and my friends.

The Arms race begins "

Frustrated horny men you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out "

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's an easy one I can sail so take a yacht to southern Spain and make my way to the Sierras I have lived there for 3years before in a teepee one year without touching any money so know I can do it

Just need someone company "

I lived on Andalucia 10yrs.. Spain was my plan too.. can you sail a taught big enough to carry all my SAS weaponry? And the few people I know left on the planet? I'll give you a gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

"

We can also use our body heat for warmth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bare in mind... Nuclear powerstations will blow the world over in a matter of weeks.

There will be roaming feral packs of dogs... and frustrated horny men

All food will have to be grown/farmed unless it's canned.

Doctors, Dentists, Midwives, Nurses, Vets and other skilled professionals will be in short supply.

Feel Free to be silly, but I'd like the more serious answers too..

I live near Hereford so I'm going straight to the SAS Camp, arming my self to the teeth. Calling all my veris and friends to meet me there sharpish.. to fill a few articulated lorries with weaponry. I'll feel safer knowing I have the capability to protect myself and my friends.

The Arms race begins

Frustrated horny men you say? "

Judging by Fab.. not all of them are the type you want to meet.. and some are downright monsters though All capable of finding another military base like I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if the nuclear power stations are going to blow I'm going for the weaponry as well

No point thinking long term I'm taking everything I can starting with an Audi R8 and have some fun still need some company though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth "

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's an easy one I can sail so take a yacht to southern Spain and make my way to the Sierras I have lived there for 3years before in a teepee one year without touching any money so know I can do it

Just need someone company

I lived on Andalucia 10yrs.. Spain was my plan too.. can you sail a taught big enough to carry all my SAS weaponry? And the few people I know left on the planet? I'll give you a gun "

Yep can sail one big enough especially if you are bringing all your veris

I was close to orgiva wish I was still there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat "

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam "

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?"

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like? "

No .... take them off. You will be far to hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like?

No .... take them off. You will be far to hot "

Pop another log on the fire and you have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like?

No .... take them off. You will be far to hot

Pop another log on the fire and you have a deal "

Drags huge log to fire and grins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like?

No .... take them off. You will be far to hot

Pop another log on the fire and you have a deal

Drags huge log to fire and grins "

I won't be naked alone though, I hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take two weeks holiday

Join you in the man cave and let the world go to shit, while we hide out

The world's already gone to shit. That's why I live in a cave.

But step inside cariad your welcome. I'll put another log on the fire

We can also use our body heat for warmth

You'll be safer here than with all those horny soldiers with big guns

I even am.... err have...fresh meat

All these horny soldiers killing each other off.... We may need to re populate. I'll call you Adam

Why are you so over dressed Eve. Is red the new colour for fig leaves?

I saved them over from autumn... Do you like?

No .... take them off. You will be far to hot

Pop another log on the fire and you have a deal

Drags huge log to fire and grins

I won't be naked alone though, I hope?"

Not for long Cariad... but you may never see Wales again

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can't see the world as having too many problems if it's just fab people around - that's a lot of world for just a few thousand people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if the nuclear power stations are going to blow I'm going for the weaponry as well

No point thinking long term I'm taking everything I can starting with an Audi R8 and have some fun still need some company though "

They'll do a lot of damage when they go up and with the Fallout.. bit I think it's be survivable if you were in the right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't see the world as having too many problems if it's just fab people around - that's a lot of world for just a few thousand people."

Haven't you watched a Mad Max film before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning Fab.. Or is it?

You've woken up to find that the ONLY people who woke up today are those who are members of Fabswingers.

Everyone else has disappeared and this is now Earth as it will remain.

God has arrived whilst we were asleep, taken our loved ones and the innocent away (this is just Fantasy - so let's try not to dwell on the fact we've lost family members and get all morbid). He/She/They took all the good people and left us Sinners behind.

What's your next move? How will you survive the world as it deteriorates into Chaos? Do you seek Allies? Form a new Society? An Army? Where do you go in the world? How do you get there?

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

Go...

*Its a reoccurring dream I have, only swap the Fab part out and replace it with "Everyone I've ever met"."

life has truly ended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* Sneaks over to Hines man cave and begins to set up Plastic explosive all around.. TSM has gone mad less than 24hrs after 0hour

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This is a reoccurring dream of mine too.

I’m building myself an army by selectively breeding the largest of the domestic cats left behind and retiring to live sustainably in the deepest Dales on a plot of land, styling myself Queen of Yorkshire.

When the internet goes down, all those cat lovers left behind will need to get their fix of feline love...so they’ll come to me. And we shall start society anew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind... Nuclear powerstations will blow the world over in a matter of weeks.

There will be roaming feral packs of dogs... and frustrated horny men

All food will have to be grown/farmed unless it's canned.

Doctors, Dentists, Midwives, Nurses, Vets and other skilled professionals will be in short supply.

Feel Free to be silly, but I'd like the more serious answers too..

I live near Hereford so I'm going straight to the SAS Camp, arming my self to the teeth. Calling all my veris and friends to meet me there sharpish.. to fill a few articulated lorries with weaponry. I'll feel safer knowing I have the capability to protect myself and my friends.

The Arms race begins "

The issue with hitting army camps etc is that everyone in the local area will think the same so you could have a fight on your hands.

There are several things i would put inro place.

1. Finding a defendable place that has a supply of natural water so not to rely on the water plants. Also that has land to farm long term and of course shelter.

2. Obtaining an alternative energy source and generators. Ie solar panels.

3. Raiding the nearest costco as this will allow you to stock up on food and other neccessary items.

4. Hit farming and hunting shops as this will allow you to obtain equipment and seeds to plant your own food. They will also have weapons.

5. Gather a select few of the people i know to help me do it. It would not be all my fabfriends only those that have skills that would be useful in a long term survival situation. The more skilled smaller group will have a better chance to survive longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a reoccurring dream of mine too.

I’m building myself an army by selectively breeding the largest of the domestic cats left behind and retiring to live sustainably in the deepest Dales on a plot of land, styling myself Queen of Yorkshire.

When the internet goes down, all those cat lovers left behind will need to get their fix of feline love...so they’ll come to me. And we shall start society anew "

I love it! Why not liberate some Tiger/Lion/Leopard/Jaguar/Panther kittens from some zoos? Domesticate them. Risky strategy.. but I'd be approaching with more respect when I come to pay Tribute to the Cat Queen of the Dales..

*Tribute - not if a dirty wank way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bare in mind... Nuclear powerstations will blow the world over in a matter of weeks.

There will be roaming feral packs of dogs... and frustrated horny men

All food will have to be grown/farmed unless it's canned.

Doctors, Dentists, Midwives, Nurses, Vets and other skilled professionals will be in short supply.

Feel Free to be silly, but I'd like the more serious answers too..

I live near Hereford so I'm going straight to the SAS Camp, arming my self to the teeth. Calling all my veris and friends to meet me there sharpish.. to fill a few articulated lorries with weaponry. I'll feel safer knowing I have the capability to protect myself and my friends.

The Arms race begins

The issue with hitting army camps etc is that everyone in the local area will think the same so you could have a fight on your hands.

There are several things i would put inro place.

1. Finding a defendable place that has a supply of natural water so not to rely on the water plants. Also that has land to farm long term and of course shelter.

2. Obtaining an alternative energy source and generators. Ie solar panels.

3. Raiding the nearest costco as this will allow you to stock up on food and other neccessary items.

4. Hit farming and hunting shops as this will allow you to obtain equipment and seeds to plant your own food. They will also have weapons.

5. Gather a select few of the people i know to help me do it. It would not be all my fabfriends only those that have skills that would be useful in a long term survival situation. The more skilled smaller group will have a better chance to survive longer"

Like I said.. I'm very close to Hreford and most of my veris are local. We could nab the SAS base first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x"

Lol.. I think you'll have the largest society to begin with.. till those roaming packs of armed monster men come a-knocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

One week...... i still won't get a meet.... that's me fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x

Lol.. I think you'll have the largest society to begin with.. till those roaming packs of armed monster men come a-knocking"

Oooo fresh meat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

One week...... i still won't get a meet.... that's me fucked lol"

No.. but you're ex Forces.. So you'll be invited to join my army.. hopefully my veris and friends will see the sense of us having a "Nuclear deterrent" In which case there are some awesome people who'd probably give you a chance if they got to know you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay with the one person I know how to survive in any situation like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x

Lol.. I think you'll have the largest society to begin with.. till those roaming packs of armed monster men come a-knocking

Oooo fresh meat.... "

I don't think youre fully appreciating exactly how many men there are compared to the women who are left and the behaviours we've witnessed online. Imagine the worst of Fab but heavily armed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x

Lol.. I think you'll have the largest society to begin with.. till those roaming packs of armed monster men come a-knocking

Oooo fresh meat....

I don't think youre fully appreciating exactly how many men there are compared to the women who are left and the behaviours we've witnessed online. Imagine the worst of Fab but heavily armed?"

What with massive stonkers? It’s ok, I prearranged for all the men and women of fab to join us on the beach, I’m a prepper and organised for the worst ages ago, we’ve got a secret underground bunker full of food, drink and anything else we might need...the sex toy bunker is next door next to the lube

We have dart guns to take out these monsters that we can’t fuck at present, the scene is one massive, giant orgy. Because the men are engaged thrusting and grunting the guns have been put down and placed in another bunker, then monster men are soon replaced with just men...when the end comes it’s all calm...apart from Dave the only remaining monster because he is massive and no dart gun would take that fucker down so we are using him as a sofa at the moment.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

One week...... i still won't get a meet.... that's me fucked lol

No.. but you're ex Forces.. So you'll be invited to join my army.. hopefully my veris and friends will see the sense of us having a "Nuclear deterrent" In which case there are some awesome people who'd probably give you a chance if they got to know you."

I'm a natural born zombie killer too if that helps the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fabswingers, the internet and all satellite based mobile communication devices will remain live for one week only, then the communication networks will collapse through lack of power.

One week...... i still won't get a meet.... that's me fucked lol

No.. but you're ex Forces.. So you'll be invited to join my army.. hopefully my veris and friends will see the sense of us having a "Nuclear deterrent" In which case there are some awesome people who'd probably give you a chance if they got to know you.

I'm a natural born zombie killer too if that helps the team "

Snap i have a zombie plan lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it, if we are all going to die We’re going to do what the fuck we want, We are going to steal a car, head to eurekas and find all the horny women and fuck them all, then we go and rob a supermarket and steal all their kraken and finest gin, take it back to the club and get very fucking pissed with likeminded people!!

We would then after sobering up go to the nearest beach, strip off and dance around a fire while toasting marshmallows, go and skinny dip and then fuck each other by the fire and wait for the end...Can it be summer when the end happens and not the dead of winter because I don’t want to put anyone’s eye out with my nipples

Geeky x

Lol.. I think you'll have the largest society to begin with.. till those roaming packs of armed monster men come a-knocking

Oooo fresh meat....

I don't think youre fully appreciating exactly how many men there are compared to the women who are left and the behaviours we've witnessed online. Imagine the worst of Fab but heavily armed?

What with massive stonkers? It’s ok, I prearranged for all the men and women of fab to join us on the beach, I’m a prepper and organised for the worst ages ago, we’ve got a secret underground bunker full of food, drink and anything else we might need...the sex toy bunker is next door next to the lube

We have dart guns to take out these monsters that we can’t fuck at present, the scene is one massive, giant orgy. Because the men are engaged thrusting and grunting the guns have been put down and placed in another bunker, then monster men are soon replaced with just men...when the end comes it’s all calm...apart from Dave the only remaining monster because he is massive and no dart gun would take that fucker down so we are using him as a sofa at the moment.

Geeky x"

I only went for guns in pre-emptive self defence and defence of others.. I'd then follow the 4 step guide mentioned before.. whilst trying to contact other Factions like the Cat Queen of the Sales.. and yourselves.. in the hopes of building a safe, hedonistic society.

The men vs women numbers alone means some laws are going to have to be set down. As there is no police, judicial system or existing percieved authority. The new Laws may not go down too well.

Hell! Catwoman and i may differ completely on what we deem a crime , though I suspect her and I see eye to eye.

My guns give me the personal freedom to not have to follow anyone else's regime if I think they're wrong.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely and all that.. I may just end up becoming a Benevolent Dictator of my own realm.. Or think of myself as one till I'm assassinated in my sleep in a Game of Thrones style bid for power

I'd like to think I'd be a force for good.. I'd be contacting all the Females, Couples, gay and bisexual men to rally nearby. I think I'd want to be the Military General who setup the Apocolypses first truly Democratic Society, then step aside to let the Leaders lead.. Only I'd keep the Military Loyal to me.. So I can ensure Society follows it's own agreed upon rules it made in goodwill from the very beginning.

That no dirty political types corrupt it to their own ends.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Well as I'm already military I'd be going straight to my base and acquiring some of the very heavy weaponry we have (don't forget, those who are planning on raiding army bases, all the weapons are kept in armouries with vault doors that you need the combination for!) and I'd also raid the stores for enough ration boxes to last me at least 5 years, after that I'd set up my outpost with a big sign outside saying "Women of Fab welcome, dudes, no I don't want sucking off or cam wanks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well as I'm already military I'd be going straight to my base and acquiring some of the very heavy weaponry we have (don't forget, those who are planning on raiding army bases, all the weapons are kept in armouries with vault doors that you need the combination for!) and I'd also raid the stores for enough ration boxes to last me at least 5 years, after that I'd set up my outpost with a big sign outside saying "Women of Fab welcome, dudes, no I don't want sucking off or cam wanks" "

Being ex military I've got a fair idea where I'd need to go to get those codes

Hmm I've got a feeling you and I may form an uneasy alliance based on mutual respect.. Or we'll end up going to war Bare in mind that although I'm not interested in anything physical with dudes.. Gay and bi men would be welcome in my tin pot benevolent dictatorship.

I need the numbers to man the perimeter, farm the fields, make Use of their knowledge and skill sets.. Nobody wants to be on stag all the time Also.. if they're Gay or Bisexual.. theyr e not going to be so sexually pent up and aggressive.. Just happy to be part of a semi-peaceful, liberal society where theyre accepted for who they are.. not who they fancy.

"Come to me Jungle Friends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys ..... Shhhhh I'm a petrol tanker driver ..... but don't tell anyone

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over a year ago

It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm

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"It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm "

Remember though, that it will mean that he's a sinner as he would have been on here.... Only the people of fab of survived... you may end up with ghosts and a horny vicar

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"It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm

I know there is one on here

Remember though, that it will mean that he's a sinner as he would have been on here.... Only the people of fab of survived... you may end up with ghosts and a horny vicar "

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over a year ago


"It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm "

For those of you who want to ride out the storm of chaos.. it's only gonna get worse as time goes on I suspect

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"It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm

Remember though, that it will mean that he's a sinner as he would have been on here.... Only the people of fab of survived... you may end up with ghosts and a horny vicar "

My favourite type of vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
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"It just so happens there is a retired nuclear bunker not far from here. I think it's haunted so I'd best take a vicar with me just incase, stock up on tins and candles. I'll have the pack of rabid dogs to guard the gates . Grab a few fab chums and ride out the storm

For those of you who want to ride out the storm of chaos.. it's only gonna get worse as time goes on I suspect "

I've got a lot of tins.

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