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Having a quiet lady strum....

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By *tonMess OP   Couple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Im poorly... been in bed all morning with a chesty cough.

Desprately horny so decided a strum was in order but try as i might i could not get there, toys, porn, sexy chat the lot, it just wasnt happening.

Then, god knows where the inspiration came from, i decided to apply a tiny blob of Bonjela (yes the stuff you put on mouth ulcers etc) to my clit.

Sweet Jesus! I came like a train within 15 seconds! Hard! Proper mind blowing, pussy pulsing orgasm!

So my question: What gets you off quickly and effectively?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dob of vaseline or lube on my clit. Slow and steady.

Or a brisk fucking with a toy. Depends on how I feel lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Im poorly... been in bed all morning with a chesty cough.

Desprately horny so decided a strum was in order but try as i might i could not get there, toys, porn, sexy chat the lot, it just wasnt happening.

Then, god knows where the inspiration came from, i decided to apply a tiny blob of Bonjela (yes the stuff you put on mouth ulcers etc) to my clit.

Sweet Jesus! I came like a train within 15 seconds! Hard! Proper mind blowing, pussy pulsing orgasm!

So my question: What gets you off quickly and effectively?"

Oooh not heard of that before - thanks for the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just on my way out to get some bonjela for my toothache (cough cough)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im poorly... been in bed all morning with a chesty cough.

Desprately horny so decided a strum was in order but try as i might i could not get there, toys, porn, sexy chat the lot, it just wasnt happening.

Then, god knows where the inspiration came from, i decided to apply a tiny blob of Bonjela (yes the stuff you put on mouth ulcers etc) to my clit.

Sweet Jesus! I came like a train within 15 seconds! Hard! Proper mind blowing, pussy pulsing orgasm!

So my question: What gets you off quickly and effectively?"

Dunno if I've just magic fingers but I always thought that it's better when a woman has it done for them to get them off.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I was drinking whisky last night, medicinal purposes. And a gentleman I was chatting to suggested a wee dab of the whisky on my clit.

It was quite nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May sound strange but women try a little dab of toothpaste

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once told me Vicks vapour rub is good and like a fool I tried it and it burnt the fuck out of me! Mind you I was a lot younger then and foolish, now I'm just old and foolish

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By *acey_smWoman
over a year ago

westmeath


"May sound strange but women try a little dab of toothpaste

Thank me later "

Yep I agree toothpaste is surprisingly good. Even better is a little bit in your mouth as u give oral. Guys and girls love it.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Every day’s a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what would have happened if you used a Fishermans Friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im poorly... been in bed all morning with a chesty cough.

Desprately horny so decided a strum was in order but try as i might i could not get there, toys, porn, sexy chat the lot, it just wasnt happening.

Then, god knows where the inspiration came from, i decided to apply a tiny blob of Bonjela (yes the stuff you put on mouth ulcers etc) to my clit.

Sweet Jesus! I came like a train within 15 seconds! Hard! Proper mind blowing, pussy pulsing orgasm!

So my question: What gets you off quickly and effectively?"

I think you've started something OP. Oh my, I feel a mouth ulcer coming on.... Best pop to the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if these work first men too. May have to experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im poorly... been in bed all morning with a chesty cough.

Desprately horny so decided a strum was in order but try as i might i could not get there, toys, porn, sexy chat the lot, it just wasnt happening.

Then, god knows where the inspiration came from, i decided to apply a tiny blob of Bonjela (yes the stuff you put on mouth ulcers etc) to my clit.

Sweet Jesus! I came like a train within 15 seconds! Hard! Proper mind blowing, pussy pulsing orgasm!

So my question: What gets you off quickly and effectively?

Dunno if I've just magic fingers but I always thought that it's better when a woman has it done for them to get them off. "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else like me me thinking “what the fuck made you think of bonjela”?

Lol well done though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is anyone else like me me thinking “what the fuck made you think of bonjela”?

Lol well done though"

Almost...... im thinking...... im not stupid enough to imitate..... that's what im thinkin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot shower with original source tea tree is ermmm quite nice

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Tabasco???

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Didn’t realise you ladies were so keen on masturbation, thought it was just us guys that are a bunch of wankers

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Hmmm bonjela must try that! I like balmosa it’s a slightly less aggressive version than deep heat. Blob on my clit and massage my lips gets me hot if not burning lol

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