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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter

What is the worst most irritating sound that someone can make in your opinion..

Clacking false Teeth! gawd its a disgusting sound.

I am beginning to be really irritated by it (swear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex wife talking "

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"What is the worst most irritating sound that someone can make in your opinion..

Clacking false Teeth! gawd its a disgusting sound.

I am beginning to be really irritated by it (swear) "

Mine is a baby crying, hurts my hearing but cracks my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny fart at a breakfast buffet ,like .seriously ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That scraping noise on a blackboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carbonated beverages being poured into glasses. Especially in advertising. Really winds me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman from a rough estate saying "GET ERE" to her kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating loudly or slurping drinks

I'm usually quite a calm person but that turns me quite murderous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing someone else on the loo, grunting and groaning as they do a number 2, hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hearing someone else on the loo, grunting and groaning as they do a number 2, hate it."

It's even worse when you hear them do a number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of other people’s slurpy kisses. I don’t mind it when it’s my own, but when others near by are doing it I hate it!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

The dentist drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it would be in a shared prison cell in the middle of the silent night when your cellmate climbs down from the top bunk to take a dump and you can hear everything in HD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dentist drill "

You just sent me into shock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone you've just met telling you their life story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A liverpudlian excited about something and won't shut up

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By *cean village partiesCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Tony Blackburn on the radio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone you've just met telling you their life story."

Dependant on who they are and what kind of life they've led... I can get enamoured with that "Noise".

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Surely it's got to be the sound of someone being sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound of a cockrel at 4 30am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinnitus i have in my head 24/7

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be the sound of someone being sick "

Yes.. that can set me off on its own.. I used to work in a care home.. we had to deal with some difficult situations involving bodily functions as you can imagine If one of the other carers wretched.. they'd set me off as well I could close my nose and mind off to the rest of what I was doing.. but not that

My sister used to set me off in the car if she got travel sick.. I'd be fine, till she started barfing. I'd be screwed up in the feral position trying to clamp my ears up, eyes screwed shut and holding my nose.. because after the noise comes the smell... it's almost impossible to close down all the senses with just two hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tinnitus i have in my head 24/7

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy"

Ok.. I think you win Sorry dude. That must suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thump thump thump of loud modern pop music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC Radio 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My leg made quite a good noise when it snapped in very loud and distinctive way.

Cringing now... never want to hear that noise again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex wife talking "

Were you married yo my ex wife too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be the sound of someone being sick

Yes.. that can set me off on its own.. I used to work in a care home.. we had to deal with some difficult situations involving bodily functions as you can imagine If one of the other carers wretched.. they'd set me off as well I could close my nose and mind off to the rest of what I was doing.. but not that

My sister used to set me off in the car if she got travel sick.. I'd be fine, till she started barfing. I'd be screwed up in the feral position trying to clamp my ears up, eyes screwed shut and holding my nose.. because after the noise comes the smell... it's almost impossible to close down all the senses with just two hands "

Sounds like us! 6 in a car going on holiday and I would always be the first to go. Usually by the time we got to the end of our road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be the sound of someone being sick

Yes.. that can set me off on its own.. I used to work in a care home.. we had to deal with some difficult situations involving bodily functions as you can imagine If one of the other carers wretched.. they'd set me off as well I could close my nose and mind off to the rest of what I was doing.. but not that

My sister used to set me off in the car if she got travel sick.. I'd be fine, till she started barfing. I'd be screwed up in the feral position trying to clamp my ears up, eyes screwed shut and holding my nose.. because after the noise comes the smell... it's almost impossible to close down all the senses with just two hands

Sounds like us! 6 in a car going on holiday and I would always be the first to go. Usually by the time we got to the end of our road! "

Sod getting in a car with you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's got to be the sound of someone being sick

Yes.. that can set me off on its own.. I used to work in a care home.. we had to deal with some difficult situations involving bodily functions as you can imagine If one of the other carers wretched.. they'd set me off as well I could close my nose and mind off to the rest of what I was doing.. but not that

My sister used to set me off in the car if she got travel sick.. I'd be fine, till she started barfing. I'd be screwed up in the feral position trying to clamp my ears up, eyes screwed shut and holding my nose.. because after the noise comes the smell... it's almost impossible to close down all the senses with just two hands

Sounds like us! 6 in a car going on holiday and I would always be the first to go. Usually by the time we got to the end of our road!

Sod getting in a car with you then "

Not that bad now unless I'm in a car with my brother, he still makes it his mission, evil bastard!

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Currently the pillock a few doors along. Must have bought a shitty car from eBay. He's home all day but chooses to tinker with the car in the eves, when the rest of us only want to unwind. So far it's banging in the engine bay & revving the guts out of it before it stops. Not much gets me annoyed, but I think he's found something! Words will be had

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The alarm clock Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex wife talking

Were you married yo my ex wife too???"

Debi ?

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Someone blowing their nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring. It makes me so angry. If I was ever being tortured for information, just put me in a room with a snorer. I'd confess. If I don't commit murder first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog washing his dick is the most disgusting slurping noise I've ever heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone grinding their teeth in their sleep. Puts my nerves on edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tinnitus i have in my head 24/7

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy"

Yep, I'm with you on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Harley Davidson.

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Theresa May or Jeremy Hunt speaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noises eater...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandma singing "Like a virgin" at karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby crying, apparently the frequency is "designed" to hurt the brain.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

My alarm clock at 03.30 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbours, fucking noisy chavs.

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By *acy69Woman
over a year ago

Letterkenny


"I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting"

Me too I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting

Me too I hate it "

Me three, drives me crazy

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Morning alarm

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Noisy eaters!

I can't stand the sound of people crunching crisps, eating carrot sticks or anything crunchy.

It turns me into a psycho

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

The one in the delivery room involving scissors..

The midwife did warn me to look away..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex wife talking "

My wife talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting"

Its called misophonia it is an actual medical thing!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Open mouths eating, although I dislike others kids shrieking in public when uncontrolled. I live with tinnitus 24/7 and know that hell but some noises aggravate and inflates it for hours - especially high pitched whines and squeals.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

People falling twenty stories onto concrete...

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting

Its called misophonia it is an actual medical thing!"

I'm with you. Don't mind crunchy food being crunched but the smacking of lips or the food as its masticated....makes me wanna murder someone!

Also. People sniffing and swallowing snot! Just blow it, people!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"What is the worst most irritating sound that someone can make in your opinion..

Clacking false Teeth! gawd its a disgusting sound.

I am beginning to be really irritated by it (swear) "

This sound...

EEEEEEwwwwwwweeewweeroooooiihhhh

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

The Today programme on Radio 4

In fact, most of Radio 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when any of my family eat with their mouths open and I can hear the slopping smacking of their chops. That sound is absolutely revolting

Me too I hate it "

Well don't eat there then!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nales on a chork bord.

Wet metal skraping on metal...

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The noise of a crash helmet hitting the road, heard from inside the helmet.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"People eating loudly or slurping drinks

I'm usually quite a calm person but that turns me quite murderous "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence. When you want them to communicate.

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

Radio 1 especially that gobshite cock womble on breakfast

One ear full of that crap starts the involuntary twitch in my face

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud eaters, Ads when he has a cocktail stick in his mouth and he cracks it, blackboard with nails being scraped down it, the sound a soft hairbrush makes in your hand (shudder). Someone chewing on gum and making that really annoying noise (double shudder and makes me feel sick!). Engine fault sound on my car, yes I don’t need to be reminded it’s fucked!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children.

The Victorians were only half right, children should be neither seen or heard

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

A soft pencil on newspaper, police sirens actually hurt my ears now never used to bother me....think my hearing has got more "sensitive" as I've got older.....more everyday sounds that you probably never noticed before start pissing you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That scraping sound of fingernails down my bedroom door as a girl tried to escape

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

People on Public Transport sniffing or hawking up.....grossssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say the sound of your ex pulling a trigger behind your back is pretty fucking bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two words. Wet wool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two words. Wet wool.

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Like sheep baa-ing in the rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two words. Wet wool.

Like sheep baa-ing in the rain? "

Jumper outta the washing machine. I feel nauseated thinking about it.

I like sheep in the rain, they do smell a bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carbonated beverages being poured into glasses. Especially in advertising. Really winds me up."

I thought I was the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really loud fart on a packed train full and standing when they're sitting next to you ........i mean gross ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate Neil* playing guitar...

Mr Boson

* Name changed to protect the guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have constant tinnitus. White noise. . . It awful at times.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Peston on Sunday.

The most drawn out boring noise there is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peston on Sunday.

The most drawn out boring noise there is. "
peston?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The worst for me is children or babies crying.

Adults a close 2nd.

It's a fellow human thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The verbal diarrhea that comes out of some people's mouths, talking about nothing of any importance or relevance continuously. Grr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A liverpudlian excited about something and won't shut up "

Watch it you.

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Without doubt it's your child crying. G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horrible noise the grinder makes on my coffee machine makes when it's run out of beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of stirring pasta

The sound of a squealing pig

Noisy eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The alarm clock Monday morning"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Peston on Sunday.

The most drawn out boring noise there is. peston? "

Tv presenter politics

Yawwwnnnnn

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Southern American women in porn. 'AY AY AY AYYYY'

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Southern American women in porn. 'AY AY AY AYYYY' "

South American*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cubicle clown next to you who sounds like their making baloon animals.

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