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The Strictly No ice dancing No more toy boys or the ‘D’ word #74

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I thought I’d better as you lot are clearly still asleep

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning pink I'm waiting for a train was up at 6 now on way home from shopping

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning pink I'm waiting for a train was up at 6 now on way home from shopping"

Too early

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning pink I'm waiting for a train was up at 6 now on way home from shopping

Too early "
its nearly 11 am lol

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning pink I'm waiting for a train was up at 6 now on way home from shopping

Too early its nearly 11 am lol"

6am was way too early

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders if samis is making cakes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if samis is making cakes"

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers "
no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite"

She can have two then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then "
at same time ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?"

Yes, of course

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course "
well they would fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit "

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream "
the rozzers let you go then

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Am I allowed to mention the curling?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then"

Hence the current shadow pic....rozzers are having trouble with Mistresses mug-shot...she won't remove her wig or take lippy off...this could take a while....in the meantime...Colgate...how's the curling going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then"

Nah...too slippery for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to mention the curling?"

No toyboys _olgate!

Ah yeah your far too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then

Hence the current shadow pic....rozzers are having trouble with Mistresses mug-shot...she won't remove her wig or take lippy off...this could take a while....in the meantime...Colgate...how's the curling going?"

Now that's were your wrong....been having fun in man mode

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ooo man mode huh did you have fun ... how is the harem forming ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo man mode huh did you have fun ... how is the harem forming ? "

Yeah....bloody harem was scuppered by _oddy trying to fill it with blokes

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

[Removed by poster at 11/02/18 12:13:19]

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I dont mind a male harem at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mind a male harem at all "

Will set the bugger up...but take all the fab straight ones too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then

Hence the current shadow pic....rozzers are having trouble with Mistresses mug-shot...she won't remove her wig or take lippy off...this could take a while....in the meantime...Colgate...how's the curling going?

Now that's were your wrong....been having fun in man mode "
dread to think of the mayhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mind a male harem at all

Well set the bugger up...but take all the fab straight ones too"

FIFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then

Hence the current shadow pic....rozzers are having trouble with Mistresses mug-shot...she won't remove her wig or take lippy off...this could take a while....in the meantime...Colgate...how's the curling going?

Now that's were your wrong....been having fun in man mode dread to think of the mayhem "

Was good as gold

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if samis is making cakes

No, Voddy, bought some little fairy cakes from the bakers no good for mistress be gone in 1 bite

She can have two then at same time ?

Yes, of course well they would fit

Sooner have haagen dazs vanilla ice cream the rozzers let you go then

Hence the current shadow pic....rozzers are having trouble with Mistresses mug-shot...she won't remove her wig or take lippy off...this could take a while....in the meantime...Colgate...how's the curling going?

Now that's were your wrong....been having fun in man mode dread to think of the mayhem

Was good as gold "
pardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all you lovely buggers... Hope you're having a lovely Sunday? x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree "

Has your telly broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree "

Hey Voddy, yeah howling wind here too (and nothing to do with my behind )... Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and sleeping

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Hey Voddy, yeah howling wind here too (and nothing to do with my behind )... Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and sleeping "

Must admit i would like an afternoon tucked up but not sleeping 51 weeks to go.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke "
no I'm watching you on telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Hey Voddy, yeah howling wind here too (and nothing to do with my behind )... Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and sleeping "

Well it's bloody freezing up here...it would make sense but I don't conk out this early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Hey Voddy, yeah howling wind here too (and nothing to do with my behind )... Feels like I should be tucked up in bed and sleeping

Must admit i would like an afternoon tucked up but not sleeping 51 weeks to go. "

Come cinn!.. I need to know what the 51 weeks are?

It probably obvious...but not to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all "

Evening sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly"

Ok hit me with it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it "
looks for a mallet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Mistress, nice avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it looks for a mallet"

What I look feck all like Timmy Mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar "

And I have more of them tags here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here "

Haha, save one for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then "

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now "

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later "

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it looks for a mallet

What I look feck all like Timmy Mallet "
you said hit me so I looked for a mallet to hit you with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it looks for a mallet

What I look feck all like Timmy Mallet you said hit me so I looked for a mallet to hit you with"

Ffs _oddy What we're you watching on telly?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

'Tonight Matthew, I have mainly been in the Fab valentines poetry section'

'With Voddy, Eenie, Sami, Cinn

Class, style and swanky

Ruined by Mistress D

A right old Widow Twankey'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 'Tonight Matthew, I have mainly been in the Fab valentines poetry section'

'With Voddy, Eenie, Sami, Cinn

Class, style and swanky

Ruined by Mistress D

A right old Widow Twankey'"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

mistress i think you should take up licketysplits challenge

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it looks for a mallet

What I look feck all like Timmy Mallet you said hit me so I looked for a mallet to hit you with

Ffs _oddy What we're you watching on telly? "
monkey life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know"
......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway"

Im watching it now....classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress i think you should take up licketysplits challenge"

I doesn't apply to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ms eenie wind is howling down here im watching next doors tree

Has your telly broke no I'm watching you on telly

Ok hit me with it looks for a mallet

What I look feck all like Timmy Mallet you said hit me so I looked for a mallet to hit you with

Ffs _oddy What we're you watching on telly? monkey life"

Groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know"

Not a geek but know how to use Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic"

Yeah I enjoyed it years back

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic"

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself in here paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?"

Bring it on style? Its really tame compared to films of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" 'Tonight Matthew, I have mainly been in the Fab valentines poetry section'

'With Voddy, Eenie, Sami, Cinn

Class, style and swanky

Ruined by Mistress D

A right old Widow Twankey'"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"mistress i think you should take up licketysplits challenge

I doesn't apply to me "
why dont it

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?

Bring it on style? Its really tame compared to films of today"

I think I stopped watching horror films after that scene from Poltergeist, where the little girl is watching TV...it went all fuzzy and she said 'They're here'....jeezuz

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?

Bring it on style? Its really tame compared to films of today

I think I stopped watching horror films after that scene from Poltergeist, where the little girl is watching TV...it went all fuzzy and she said 'They're here'....jeezuz "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes "

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck! "

And you know that's where I like it to go

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?

Bring it on style? Its really tame compared to films of today

I think I stopped watching horror films after that scene from Poltergeist, where the little girl is watching TV...it went all fuzzy and she said 'They're here'....jeezuz

"

What???? It was bloody scary!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go "

Oh, I do

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Stay clear from spivey point...thats all im saying

Geeks will know......

Oh that is scary, still have not watched the whole thing...not a fan of that genre anyway

Im watching it now....classic

Are you watching it from behind the sofa as I would or is it real man-up style, bring it on?

Bring it on style? Its really tame compared to films of today

I think I stopped watching horror films after that scene from Poltergeist, where the little girl is watching TV...it went all fuzzy and she said 'They're here'....jeezuz

What???? It was bloody scary!!"

I know....hence the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do "

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it "

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it! "

It's all about the slow build up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

maybe we could spank yours mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up "

Bloody Norah.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"maybe we could spank yours mistress "

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we could spank yours mistress "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah..... "

You would enjoy it

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over a year ago


"maybe we could spank yours mistress

I'll help "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

"

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster..... "
that will tickle ya fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster..... "

Got to start somewhere I suppose

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster..... that will tickle ya fancy"

Yeah and I'm real ticklish....normally wet myself if someone tickles me....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose"

Better than nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing "

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ere, what's this D word in the title then?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to "

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Ere, what's this D word in the title then? "

Donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment "

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Ere, what's this D word in the title then?

Donuts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Ere, what's this D word in the title then?

Donuts "

Ahh OK, ta

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

"

Yes but I do share it with others

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others "
hope they put alot of cholrine in the water then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others "

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others hope they put alot of cholrine in the water then"

They do thankfully...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers "

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common! "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common! "
no one could say ur common sami your posh totty

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common! no one could say ur common sami your posh totty"

Oh, bless you Voddy, but I'm really not! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey my threat to Lidl to take my business to aldi worked

I went for a look in yesterday and they have started selling my Italian coffee beans again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok lovelies, off to sleep, cya the morrow! Na night.xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey my threat to Lidl to take my business to aldi worked

I went for a look in yesterday and they have started selling my Italian coffee beans again"

Hoorah results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common! no one could say ur common sami your posh totty

Oh, bless you Voddy, but I'm really not! xx"

What...you've just had double glazing and new fecking curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lovelies, off to sleep, cya the morrow! Na night.xxx"

Nightie night sami x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress, nice avatar

And I have more of them tags here

Haha, save one for me then

I'll order a collar with your name on it now

Haha I have a swan like neck, so small size!

Off to get dinner, catcha later

Ordered...and don't eat too much dinner.

I want it to fit when it comes

Don worry, weight alway goes on my arse not my neck!

And you know that's where I like it to go

Oh, I do

Aw what a waste though as you won't let me spank it

Maybe it won't hurt as much, as I have a bit of padding on it!

It's all about the slow build up

Bloody Norah.....

You would enjoy it

Not great with pain...maybe a feather duster.....

Got to start somewhere I suppose

Better than nothing

Did I tell you I'm think of a break this year in that granny place you go to

I think you would love it there. Very laid back and open minded about the scene We would normally go next month, but can't because of waiting for hospital appointment

Aw tell me about them things

Do you have your own pool there too?

Yes but I do share it with others

I fecking hope they are all not fiver wearers

No we're all tena wearers on holiday, doesn't pay to appear cheap and common! no one could say ur common sami your posh totty

Oh, bless you Voddy, but I'm really not! xx

What...you've just had double glazing and new fecking curtains "

Saved up me benefits

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok lovelies, off to sleep, cya the morrow! Na night.xxx

Nightie night sami x"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning lovelies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies "

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online "

Your a good un sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami "

We try, don't wexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx"

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant? "

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him "

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning ladies xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok "

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

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over a year ago


"morning ladies xx"

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance "

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies xx"

Morning Voddy xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning ladies xx

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on "
morning gents xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies xx

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on "

Not the skid marks ones

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame "

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

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over a year ago


"morning ladies xx

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on morning gents xx"

Morning _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning ladies xx

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on

Not the skid marks ones "

Not yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning ladies xx

Oi and me....I've got my Y Fronts on

Not the skid marks ones

Not yet "

Haha

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over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol "

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco "

They do make us lazy. It's just making the effort to walk 20 minutes a day, even if it's round the block. We live in the countryside, so some nice walks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

some nice walks here round by the beach

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"some nice walks here round by the beach"

I bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco

They do make us lazy. It's just making the effort to walk 20 minutes a day, even if it's round the block. We live in the countryside, so some nice walks "

I'm blessed with countryside closely me 10 minutes car drive and I'm at the foot of roseberry topping...in gunna climb it this spring when the ground firms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some nice walks here round by the beach"

Better they are not as good as north Yorkshire beaches though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco

They do make us lazy. It's just making the effort to walk 20 minutes a day, even if it's round the block. We live in the countryside, so some nice walks

I'm blessed with countryside closely me 10 minutes car drive and I'm at the foot of roseberry topping...in gunna climb it this spring when the ground firms up "
not in heels i hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco

They do make us lazy. It's just making the effort to walk 20 minutes a day, even if it's round the block. We live in the countryside, so some nice walks

I'm blessed with countryside closely me 10 minutes car drive and I'm at the foot of roseberry topping...in gunna climb it this spring when the ground firms up not in heels i hope"

Nah got proper walking boots now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning lovelies

Good morning, Mistress, still not been online, will check it out through the day when I'm online

Your a good un sami

We try, don't wexx

We do sami.. ..hey I'm on my second double shot of Italian latte.

Why don't you have a treat and have two spoons of instant?

Do you know, I think I will!

You out today? Sister and I off to see my Dad later, bless him

Yeah will be in and out most of the day...how's your dad? Hope he's ok

He's good thank you. He's 88, he walks about 2/3 miles every morning! All we need to do for him is his laundry and I look after his financial stuff, so he's pretty low maintenance

Bloody hell he puts me to shame

Me too! Though we are starting to walk most days, trying to reduce my cholesterol

It's bloody cars ...they make us all lazy.

When the weather picks up I'm going to start leaving the car....but you watch the first time I do I'll find a fecking car load of bargains in tesco

They do make us lazy. It's just making the effort to walk 20 minutes a day, even if it's round the block. We live in the countryside, so some nice walks

I'm blessed with countryside closely me 10 minutes car drive and I'm at the foot of roseberry topping...in gunna climb it this spring when the ground firms up "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just had my 20 minute walk, beautiful day for it

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over a year ago


"Just had my 20 minute walk, beautiful day for it "

Well I've done 10 minutes so far

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just had my 20 minute walk, beautiful day for it

Well I've done 10 minutes so far "

10 to go then, let's see who can get the fittest More bloods on Friday, so trying to get my cholesterol down, along with diet. Hate getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my 20 minute walk, beautiful day for it

Well I've done 10 minutes so far

10 to go then, let's see who can get the fittest More bloods on Friday, so trying to get my cholesterol down, along with diet. Hate getting old "

Cholesterol 2.8

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just had my 20 minute walk, beautiful day for it

Well I've done 10 minutes so far

10 to go then, let's see who can get the fittest More bloods on Friday, so trying to get my cholesterol down, along with diet. Hate getting old

Cholesterol 2.8 "

Feck, that's brilliant! Started at 10.1 last reading 5.1, but GP said it was relative to the thyroid issue, so hopefully meds are helping. Anyway lovely, catcha later, off to daddy's. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon or is it evening?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening? "

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly "

It's been a busy one but very productive

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive "
ur still stuck in the bog

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive "

Good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog "

Nah not today I fecked the sudoko up so wasn't on long

How's your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive

Good "

Was your dad ok sami?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive

Good

Was your dad ok sami? "

Ah he was lovely, thank you. We always have a good laugh together and were reminiscing about our holidays with our lovely Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive

Good

Was your dad ok sami?

Ah he was lovely, thank you. We always have a good laugh together and were reminiscing about our holidays with our lovely Mum "

Ah lovely sami

And I'm renewing my passport tonight online.....but I don't thing I'll be reminiscing with my daughters about my holidays

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive

Good

Was your dad ok sami?

Ah he was lovely, thank you. We always have a good laugh together and were reminiscing about our holidays with our lovely Mum

Ah lovely sami

And I'm renewing my passport tonight online.....but I don't thing I'll be reminiscing with my daughters about my holidays "

Haha, hope not

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog

Nah not today I fecked the sudoko up so wasn't on long

How's your day been?"
been hectic 2 having seizures had to ring 999 I'm easing back in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog

Nah not today I fecked the sudoko up so wasn't on long

How's your day been?been hectic 2 having seizures had to ring 999 I'm easing back in"

Ooh gosh, not good Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely? "

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog

Nah not today I fecked the sudoko up so wasn't on long

How's your day been?been hectic 2 having seizures had to ring 999 I'm easing back in"

Bloody hell Voddy that's not good xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better "

Good have a relaxing evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon or is it evening?

Arf noon! Doesn't the day go quickly

It's been a busy one but very productive ur still stuck in the bog

Nah not today I fecked the sudoko up so wasn't on long

How's your day been?been hectic 2 having seizures had to ring 999 I'm easing back in"

You don't fecking do things by halves eh _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better "

Get your feet up eenie. ...I've finally got mine up for the day

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over a year ago

Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer "

How many pics did you submit before tey liked the look of you ? My mate and her husband ended up doing several they kept turning them down. How infuriating. At least you got it before price goes up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

How many pics did you submit before tey liked the look of you ? My mate and her husband ended up doing several they kept turning them down. How infuriating. At least you got it before price goes up.

"

Haha first one went through as good...but I did watch the video before doing it

Old passport sent off but that was £6.40 for special delivery as I don't want the bugger to get lost

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Phew on bus home

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

How many pics did you submit before tey liked the look of you ? My mate and her husband ended up doing several they kept turning them down. How infuriating. At least you got it before price goes up.

"

Yeah...but.Cinn..it's just suppose to be face....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Phew on bus home"

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

How many pics did you submit before tey liked the look of you ? My mate and her husband ended up doing several they kept turning them down. How infuriating. At least you got it before price goes up.

Yeah...but.Cinn..it's just suppose to be face.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

"

Hey flights are cheap to that granny place from Newcastle. ...fecking bags are expensive to take though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better

Get your feet up eenie. ...I've finally got mine up for the day "

In bed now, been doing a bit of fab administration tonight with my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better

Get your feet up eenie. ...I've finally got mine up for the day

In bed now, been doing a bit of fab administration tonight with my messages "

Hope they all get a reply

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

Hey flights are cheap to that granny place from Newcastle. ...fecking bags are expensive to take though "

We go package, but prices have soared this last few months. Looked at end of March, before I became ill and gone up by about £500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

Hey flights are cheap to that granny place from Newcastle. ...fecking bags are expensive to take though

We go package, but prices have soared this last few months. Looked at end of March, before I became ill and gone up by about £500 "

Aw bugger was hoping you had your own villa...69 quid return flight...lose another stone and borrow your cloths = no bag required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oi oi Eenie, how's your Monday going lovely?

Well I'm home from work now so it's a whole lot better

Get your feet up eenie. ...I've finally got mine up for the day

In bed now, been doing a bit of fab administration tonight with my messages

Hope they all get a reply"

Errrrrm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hey passport done online...it's a piece of cake. You can even upload your own selfie photo....highly recommend as opposed to the post office

Roll on summer

Hey flights are cheap to that granny place from Newcastle. ...fecking bags are expensive to take though

We go package, but prices have soared this last few months. Looked at end of March, before I became ill and gone up by about £500

Aw bugger was hoping you had your own villa...69 quid return flight...lose another stone and borrow your cloths = no bag required "

Haha, I wish

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