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By *otSoNewWalesCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Mole hills have appeared on my lawn. I don't have a roller and can't be arsed to flatten them with a spade.

Suggestions welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concrete, like to see them dig through that.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Mole hills have appeared on my lawn. I don't have a roller and can't be arsed to flatten them with a spade.

Suggestions welcome."

Easiest way to deter the f*ckers is to find the tunnel and pour a little jeyes fluid down.

Youll need your spade though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamethrower or sniper rifle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just drive your car over them or get a decent rotary mower. Wear shin pads though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww the Velvet coated gentleman is always welcome here x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is there a way to resolve the problem without killing them ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

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I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a way to resolve the problem without killing them ??"

Short answer is no, there a so many fluffy cute woodland creatures that cause so much damage to land the only way to stop them is a cull to keep numbers down, moles do nearly as mush damage as rabbits, the most effective way is a cyanide coated worm dropped into its burrow and for rabbits shooting them.

NEVER HUNTING THEM WITH DOGS!!!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Get a rubber hammer with a squeeker,try pet shop,and whack them on the head as they pop up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

.

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I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference "

Jasper Carrot, "I've got a mole!" (facial twitch follows)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Mole hills have appeared on my lawn. I don't have a roller and can't be arsed to flatten them with a spade.

Suggestions welcome."

Borrow a Jack Russell terrier

Except you'll just have craters instead

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

.

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I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference "

Only one way to get rid of a mole .....blow his bloody head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

.

.

I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference

Jasper Carrot, "I've got a mole!" (facial twitch follows) "

Yay

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Mole hills have appeared on my lawn. I don't have a roller and can't be arsed to flatten them with a spade.

Suggestions welcome.

Borrow a Jack Russell terrier

Except you'll just have craters instead "

Just don't hit the mole hills too hard with the jack Russell and no craters

Using a spade prob less cruel tho

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Get a rubber hammer with a squeeker,try pet shop,and whack them on the head as they pop up"

Can you win a goldfish with this method

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Is there a way to resolve the problem without killing them ??"

Move house.

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By *immCouple
over a year ago

Stourport on Severn

The humane method is to per in a jug for a day then open one of the hills and pour it in. Then they move next door .....

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By *immCouple
over a year ago

Stourport on Severn

Meant pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

.

.

I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference "
I do .....think was Jasper Carrot

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"You'll need.

A torch

A revolving stool

AND A BLOODY BIG SHOT GUN!!!!

.

.

I'd be very surprised if anyone gets this obscure reference "

12 Bore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mole traps

Then the spring you will see them disappear

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am a mole and I live in a hole

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzQ7Pn0Bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant a flower in each mound.

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