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"Does this interest you – Me and the girl I sexually own are looking for a guy who would wrestle and compete for her. She is the prize and this is the deal - you and I have a one hour submissions by pin wrestle (I am untrained) Whoever, gains the most submissions in the hour is the winner. The winner then flexes, poses and punishes the loser. If you win, you either get a date with her, a night with her or you take her off me and even 'own' her - how does that sound ? Your age, weight, height ? Please be aged 18-32 and under 15 stone" By flex do you mean pose like Dennis the Menace? | |||
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"Sometimes I feel I should probably stop posting on the forums and then a thread like this appears, and I think; "today is not that day"..... "Best thread I've seen today  If he's serious that is | |||
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"I'd suggest setting up a couples profile, and taking her kik and phone no off your profile." Yes the kik and phone number should be DELETED | |||
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"An hour? You will be exhausted inside 10 minutes. If not, you are just cuddling... "Were Bred Hart and Shawn Michaels just cuddling? | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long." Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! " I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though. | |||
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"Oh dear.. What a shame.. I'm too old to join in  "To be fair, you weren't when his picture was taken...  | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long. Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. " On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here. | |||
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"Does this interest you – Me and the girl I sexually own are looking for a guy who would wrestle and compete for her. She is the prize and this is the deal - you and I have a one hour submissions by pin wrestle (I am untrained) Whoever, gains the most submissions in the hour is the winner. The winner then flexes, poses and punishes the loser. If you win, you either get a date with her, a night with her or you take her off me and even 'own' her - how does that sound ? Your age, weight, height ? Please be aged 18-32 and under 15 stone" Can't you just compare dick size? | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though." It'll be like that scene from "Women in Love".... | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long. Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here." Oh.... I missed the word 'other', sorry | |||
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" On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here." Are we not allowed to mention MySpace on here? | |||
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"Surely if you want to be crowned king bull you have to take on all comers. I nominate me, 6'2", 40 years old, 17st 5 lbs "You've got no chance at a prize fight Monkey, not if he won't take on a knackered old Shetland Pony like me. I blame the promoters.. always chasing the dollars.. ruining the sport of Bulldingo fighting. | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long. Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here. Oh.... I missed the word 'other', sorry "It's ok lol. I've been reading it almost ad verbatim for at least a couple of years. | |||
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"Surely if you want to be crowned king bull you have to take on all comers. I nominate me, 6'2", 40 years old, 17st 5 lbs
You've got no chance at a prize fight Monkey, not if he won't take on a knackered old Shetland Pony like me. I blame the promoters.. always chasing the dollars.. ruining the sport of Bulldingo fighting."I'll fight both of you  | |||
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"Oh dear.. What a shame.. I'm too old to join in
To be fair, you weren't when his picture was taken...
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"Oh dear.. What a shame.. I'm too old to join in
To be fair, you weren't when his picture was taken...
ha ha juust spat my beer out "Soz I missed that first time around lmfao! | |||
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"Surely if you want to be crowned king bull you have to take on all comers. I nominate me, 6'2", 40 years old, 17st 5 lbs
You've got no chance at a prize fight Monkey, not if he won't take on a knackered old Shetland Pony like me. I blame the promoters.. always chasing the dollars.. ruining the sport of Bulldingo fighting.
I'll fight both of you "We got this Monkeyman.. I'll get on your shoulders.. | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though. It'll be like that scene from "Women in Love".... "I just went and rewatched this | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply  "Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship? | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though. It'll be like that scene from "Women in Love"....
I just went and rewatched this "I am considering getting the chopper out and lighting a real fire to recreate the setting in my front room. | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?"Yeh I'm down. I was promised pussy as the prize though? | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?"I'll take all 3 of you on | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?
Yeh I'm down. I was promised pussy as the prize though? "Yeah.. but you don't fit the bill.. we've got to make do with what we can.. this is amateur leagues baby Fight over a bag of chips.. for the love of the sport. Making do on the generosity of our adoring fans.. | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?
Yeh I'm down. I was promised pussy as the prize though?
Yeah.. but you don't fit the bill.. we've got to make do with what we can.. this is amateur leagues baby Fight over a bag of chips.. for the love of the sport. Making do on the generosity of our adoring fans.."Oh mate I'll kill a bitch for some Pringles | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?
Yeh I'm down. I was promised pussy as the prize though?
Yeah.. but you don't fit the bill.. we've got to make do with what we can.. this is amateur leagues baby Fight over a bag of chips.. for the love of the sport. Making do on the generosity of our adoring fans..
Oh mate I'll kill a bitch for some Pringles " OK I don't want to fight this one, just monkey and missile | |||
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"Man I'm too heavy to apply
Tough shit Oreo.. We'll have to start our own competition at this rate.. A Veterans League and a Heavyweight League.
Any prizes on offer? Sponsorship?
Yeh I'm down. I was promised pussy as the prize though?
Yeah.. but you don't fit the bill.. we've got to make do with what we can.. this is amateur leagues baby Fight over a bag of chips.. for the love of the sport. Making do on the generosity of our adoring fans..
Oh mate I'll kill a bitch for some Pringles "Fuck! Thank God you're in the Heavyweight League and I'm in the Veterans League. There we have it people.. The gauntlet has been laid down... Fighting for the first time in the first Heavyweight Bull Fight of the year.. Innnnnn the Bluuuuuuueeee Corner we have "Oreeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo" Who is ready to kill a bitch over some Pringles.. *Pringles brought to you by Thrillseekingmissile -crunch- Any challengers? | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though." | |||
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"Mate can I have the red corner I prefer red" Oh FFS.. Innnnnnnnnn - crunch - the Reeeeeed - crunch - Corner, we have Oreeeeeeeee-crunch-oooooooooo... who's prepared to kill a bitch, for....  HALF a tub of Pringles | |||
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"Bugger I'm female too old and too heavy. Hope your lady friend wants this too! I may be an old cynic, but part of me is pretty convinced that it's the act of wrestling another guy that is the key element of this scenario rather than any potential prize at the end of it. Fascinating though." Old movie. Oliver Read and Alan Bates... Ringing any bells? | |||
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"An hour? You will be exhausted inside 10 minutes. If not, you are just cuddling...
Were Bred Hart and Shawn Michaels just cuddling?"No idea, I don't watch gay porn.... | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at" Everyone hoping they don't get a message now | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at" Deliberately ambiguous to feed the speculation. We need an over the top battle royal to determine a #1 contender. | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at" Not me, I'm so far out the age range I remember when "kik me" was written on a bit of paper stuck to your back | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at Everyone hoping they don't get a message now "I dunno.. I think Oreo is itching to kill bitches | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at Deliberately ambiguous to feed the speculation. We need an over the top battle royal to determine a #1 contender. " We're all outside the parameters he laid down.. I'm too old (not even a Bull really - just here for the Pringles), Oreo is too heavy and Manmonkey is too old AND too heavy. | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at Deliberately ambiguous to feed the speculation. We need an over the top battle royal to determine a #1 contender. We're all outside the parameters he laid down.. I'm too old (not even a Bull really - just here for the Pringles), Oreo is too heavy and Manmonkey is too old AND too heavy. " I'm the right age and weight but once you've wrestled for something as prestigious as the hardy name, then a shag with a woman that doesn't exist isn't really worth the effort. Google images is your friend. | |||
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"Prefer pistols at dawn!!! Is there a 106kg division?" So far we've only got DCs terms.. a Veterans league.. populated by me... and a Heavyweight League populated by Oreo.. Monkeyman's not committed yet.. I'm hoping he chooses Heavyweight and I remain Undefeated Veteran Champion of the World by default. | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this" Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at Deliberately ambiguous to feed the speculation. We need an over the top battle royal to determine a #1 contender. We're all outside the parameters he laid down.. I'm too old (not even a Bull really - just here for the Pringles), Oreo is too heavy and Manmonkey is too old AND too heavy. I'm the right age and weight but once you've wrestled for something as prestigious as the hardy name, then a shag with a woman that doesn't exist isn't really worth the effort. Google images is your friend. " You can join as an honorary veteran if you like I'll wrestle you | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... " Oreo..come back...OREO.. | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... Oreo..come back...OREO.." I'm back i'm back what happened | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... Oreo..come back...OREO.." Oreo! Oreo! Oreo! Two men enter! One man leaves.. Time to enter the ThunderDome | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... Oreo..come back...OREO.. I'm back i'm back what happened " He wants a Private message | |||
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"Oreo100 private message me and we can arrange all this Boooooom! Kill a bitch time Oreo... you got this... Oreo..come back...OREO.. I'm back i'm back what happened He wants a Private message "Oh right | |||
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"I thought this was obviously a joke thread? Haha" Do you need oiling up ? | |||
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"So ageist  *crestfallen* "Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy. | |||
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"I thought this was obviously a joke thread? Haha Do you need oiling up ? " And someone to hold my gum shield | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy."You need to change your username then or were you being ironic?  | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy."You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules " | |||
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"Dunno who that was aimed at Deliberately ambiguous to feed the speculation. We need an over the top battle royal to determine a #1 contender. We're all outside the parameters he laid down.. I'm too old (not even a Bull really - just here for the Pringles), Oreo is too heavy and Manmonkey is too old AND too heavy. I'm the right age and weight but once you've wrestled for something as prestigious as the hardy name, then a shag with a woman that doesn't exist isn't really worth the effort. Google images is your friend. You can join as an honorary veteran if you like I'll wrestle you "Sorry I'm feuding with Bray Wyatt right now | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You need to change your username then or were you being ironic? "Ha ha.. touche.. | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules "I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo.. | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo.."Who | |||
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"The whole woken Matt and bray wyatt thing is great. And whoever came up with rusev day needs a medal! Just like rusev needs a title! P.s fuck you reigns "Reigns is Cena 2.0  | |||
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"Prefer pistols at dawn!!! Is there a 106kg division?" Now that I can do. Are we going from holstered/ | |||
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"The whole woken Matt and bray wyatt thing is great. And whoever came up with rusev day needs a medal! Just like rusev needs a title! P.s fuck you reigns
Reigns is Cena 2.0 "Yup, cena was good with the thuganonics gig, he’s a better heel. Reigns is ok, especially with the sheiks but the fact he just repeats the same 3 moves bores me to tears | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who"Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies. | |||
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"Errrr I offered you out first missile! "Correction.. You offered Monkeyman and I out first I was game, offered to climb on his shoulders and everything, but he went AWOL on me.
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who
Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies."Just everyone pile into the ring then.  | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who
Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies.
Just everyone pile into the ring then. "Not if Oreos in.. he'll fucking kill me for eating all the Pringles. I'll stick to my job as Announcer thankyou kindly Autumn | |||
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"The whole woken Matt and bray wyatt thing is great. And whoever came up with rusev day needs a medal! Just like rusev needs a title! P.s fuck you reigns
Reigns is Cena 2.0
Yup, cena was good with the thuganonics gig, he’s a better heel.
Reigns is ok, especially with the sheiks but the fact he just repeats the same 3 moves bores me to tears "It could be worse, they could bring back the great khali | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who
Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies.
Just everyone pile into the ring then. "Whose ring? | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who
Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies.
Just everyone pile into the ring then.
Whose ring? "I'm really glad I opted out now | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
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Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies.
Just everyone pile into the ring then.
Whose ring?
I'm really glad I opted out now "You really do need a name change | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
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Whose ring? " | |||
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"So ageist *crestfallen*
Oh dear... I started a Veterans League.. I'm the only contender so far.. you're welcome to join.. please don't.. I don't really want to grease up and fight a guy.
You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules
I was prepared to make her an honorary man.. but I think she prefers Heavyweights Oreo..
Who
Sorry I fucked up.. I got Autumn and Broken Brilliance confused... I blame the Popcorn fuelled thread elsewhere.. apologies.
Just everyone pile into the ring then.
Whose ring?
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"Has JohnDC have a challenger yet?" You’re too old Jim but I know you can’t resist | |||
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"Two challenges accepted so far, still need a third." Never mind a third just got on with the two you have. The crowd is getting restless and the beer is warm.  | |||
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"Sometimes I feel I should probably stop posting on the forums and then a thread like this appears, and I think; "today is not that day"..... " | |||
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"I’m six 3 and 17 stone. I’m also highly trained in origami I will fold you into a little unicorn. Let’s dance dude. " I love you. | |||
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"Sometimes I feel I should probably stop posting on the forums and then a thread like this appears, and I think; "today is not that day"..... "Word!! | |||
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You can't fight a girl though. That's not in the rules "Says who? | |||
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"Errrr I offered you out first missile!
Correction.. You offered Monkeyman and I out first I was game, offered to climb on his shoulders and everything, but he went AWOL on me.
I'm not in the habit of accepting fights I'm unlikely to win on my own "Bloody chicken! | |||
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"i think you’re being ambitious asking for an hour, i grapple as part of my martial art training and i’m exhausted after 5 minutes, but it’s probably cause i’m way old anyway. good luck with your search though "I'd grapple with you for more than an hour | |||
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"i think you’re being ambitious asking for an hour, i grapple as part of my martial art training and i’m exhausted after 5 minutes, but it’s probably cause i’m way old anyway. good luck with your search though
I'd grapple with you for more than an hour "i think you would easily tap me out too | |||
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"Who's ready to get fucked Me! You missed out 'up haha" On purpose | |||
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"i think you’re being ambitious asking for an hour, i grapple as part of my martial art training and i’m exhausted after 5 minutes, but it’s probably cause i’m way old anyway. good luck with your search though
I'd grapple with you for more than an hour
i think you would easily tap me out too "I'd let you win a bit | |||
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"Who's ready to get fucked Me! You missed out 'up haha On purpose "Cheeky | |||
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"I'd suggest setting up a couples profile, and taking her kik and phone no off your profile. Yes the kik and phone number should be DELETED" Love this reference! | |||
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"I'd suggest setting up a couples profile, and taking her kik and phone no off your profile. Yes the kik and phone number should be DELETED Love this reference! "Just wanted to throw something in that only the cool people would get | |||
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"i think you’re being ambitious asking for an hour, i grapple as part of my martial art training and i’m exhausted after 5 minutes, but it’s probably cause i’m way old anyway. good luck with your search though
I'd grapple with you for more than an hour
i think you would easily tap me out too
I'd let you win a bit"just a bit? | |||
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"I love a bit of male on male or mixed wrestling. Also a fan on of girl on girl on combat esp wrestling catfighting and MMA. Anyone share my interests? " Yes lol | |||
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"To those actually interested in doing this please note that you don't actually meet Tanya(his owned girl) at the wrestle so even if you win there's no guarantee of you meeting her. I'd also advise caution regarding this guy as he can't give a reference to anyone else who has wrestled him for his girl. Just be careful people "According to a google reverse image search, he's had over 70 matches so tanya may be getting tired of the routine... | |||
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"To those actually interested in doing this please note that you don't actually meet Tanya(his owned girl) at the wrestle so even if you win there's no guarantee of you meeting her. I'd also advise caution regarding this guy as he can't give a reference to anyone else who has wrestled him for his girl. Just be careful people " Ok thankyou.. I was considering it.. but I'm too old | |||
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"I got a message from 'tanya yesterday. But her profile has since been deleted. Strange one " Did she send a photo.. Was she smothered in Pringles? | |||
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"This thread has to be the best on here this year "The thread that keeps on giving.. I'm glad I returned and that my good friend Oreo is here too. | |||
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"I got a message from 'tanya yesterday. But her profile has since been deleted. Strange one Did she send a photo.. Was she smothered in Pringles?" If she was swimming in Pringles I'd have been so triggered man | |||
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"I got a message from 'tanya yesterday. But her profile has since been deleted. Strange one " Did she confirm what kind of match would make her minge tingle? Is it just an iron man submission match or would an elimination chamber have the same effect? | |||
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"I got a message from 'tanya yesterday. But her profile has since been deleted. Strange one Did she confirm what kind of match would make her minge tingle? Is it just an iron man submission match or would an elimination chamber have the same effect? " Gimme a sec I'll find it | |||
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"Just says wrestling. No mention of Pringles " Don't do it mate.. If there's no Pringles, she's not worth Killing a Bitch for | |||
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"Just says wrestling. No mention of Pringles Don't do it mate.. If there's no Pringles, she's not worth Killing a Bitch for "Here is something you can't understand. How i could just, kill a man. | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long. Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here. Oh.... I missed the word 'other', sorry
It's ok lol. I've been reading it almost ad verbatim for at least a couple of years."Yes a female profile pops up about once a month which quotes the op This is the first forum outing Not sure if the op is satirising the fake profile , or is complicit with it x | |||
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"Just says wrestling. No mention of Pringles Don't do it mate.. If there's no Pringles, she's not worth Killing a Bitch for
Here is something you can't understand. How i could just, kill a man. "Awesome song | |||
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"It's just wank fodder. He's been posting the exact same all over the other site for God knows how long. Under different profiles I assume as this is his one and only thread. On the site that shall not be named lol. Not on here. Oh.... I missed the word 'other', sorry
It's ok lol. I've been reading it almost ad verbatim for at least a couple of years.
Yes a female profile pops up about once a month which quotes the op
This is the first forum outing
Not sure if the op is satirising the fake profile , or is complicit with it x"I hope it's real. I really do. It'd make my year. | |||
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"To those actually interested in doing this please note that you don't actually meet Tanya(his owned girl) at the wrestle so even if you win there's no guarantee of you meeting her. I'd also advise caution regarding this guy as he can't give a reference to anyone else who has wrestled him for his girl. Just be careful people "You wrestled him, didn't you. | |||
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"To those actually interested in doing this please note that you don't actually meet Tanya(his owned girl) at the wrestle so even if you win there's no guarantee of you meeting her. I'd also advise caution regarding this guy as he can't give a reference to anyone else who has wrestled him for his girl. Just be careful people
You wrestled him, didn't you." Not even a question mark. Just a statement | |||
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if there's no oil will old chip fat do.. ? | |||
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"Just says wrestling. No mention of Pringles Don't do it mate.. If there's no Pringles, she's not worth Killing a Bitch for "Preach brother | |||
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" With all this man in man oily wrestling lark if you “accidentally” get erect and then “accidentally” pop it in the other guy does it make you gay or just a freaky accident between to macho wrestly types?" Are we talking just the tip or balls deep | |||
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" With all this man in man oily wrestling lark if you “accidentally” get erect and then “accidentally” pop it in the other guy does it make you gay or just a freaky accident between to macho wrestly types? Are we talking just the tip or balls deep" Probably balls deep if your really going for the grapple | |||
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" With all this man in man oily wrestling lark if you “accidentally” get erect and then “accidentally” pop it in the other guy does it make you gay or just a freaky accident between to macho wrestly types? Are we talking just the tip or balls deep Probably balls deep if your really going for the grapple " I think this is what the OP is secretly hoping for. In his case I'd say it was closet gay. If it involved two straight wrestlers.. one of them is definately fab straight.. the other is "Possibly" the Victim of an horrific, wrestling accident.. | |||
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" With all this man in man oily wrestling lark if you “accidentally” get erect and then “accidentally” pop it in the other guy does it make you gay or just a freaky accident between to macho wrestly types? Are we talking just the tip or balls deep Probably balls deep if your really going for the grapple I think this is what the OP is secretly hoping for. In his case I'd say it was closet gay. If it involved two straight wrestlers.. one of them is definately fab straight.. the other is "Possibly" the Victim of an horrific, wrestling accident.. "That explains why he wanted to wear condoms whilst wrestling then? | |||
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" With all this man in man oily wrestling lark if you “accidentally” get erect and then “accidentally” pop it in the other guy does it make you gay or just a freaky accident between to macho wrestly types? Are we talking just the tip or balls deep Probably balls deep if your really going for the grapple I think this is what the OP is secretly hoping for. In his case I'd say it was closet gay. If it involved two straight wrestlers.. one of them is definately fab straight.. the other is "Possibly" the Victim of an horrific, wrestling accident..
That explains why he wanted to wear condoms whilst wrestling then? "I missed that bit. Ok count me out now I'm all up for a bit of fun, competitive sport for a Pringle.. but I don't want my botty ripped apart in a Submission hold.. What the fuck are you doing man...? I tapped out 10mins ago! Crying.. never to wrestle competitively again.
I knew I made the right choice sticking to ring announcing. That or i'll hold Oreos spit bucket for him.. My price? Hearing my brothers catch phrase at the start of every bout. | |||
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"To those actually interested in doing this please note that you don't actually meet Tanya(his owned girl) at the wrestle so even if you win there's no guarantee of you meeting her. I'd also advise caution regarding this guy as he can't give a reference to anyone else who has wrestled him for his girl. Just be careful people
You wrestled him, didn't you."Nope but have chatted to both him and his "woman" and never really convinced. Also on his profile he says from Nottingham both of them are based in Manchester. | |||
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"Checking the oil is common in the wrestling community so im told " Haha love giving an oil check when wrestling a female haha | |||
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