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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay it’s friday, bars open what’s everyone having?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Red wine please!

Have one with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pear cider please .... and pork scratchings

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Pint of lager please , well earned this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine please!

Have one with me!

Of course, I’ll open us a bottle of my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pear cider please .... and pork scratchings

cheers"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

Haha rum and Pepsi? Or do you fancy a cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of lager please , well earned this week

Coming right up

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Pint of lager please , well earned this week

Coming right up

Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexybrunette you are always getting the drinks, can we get you a drink for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Yorkshire tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexybrunette you are always getting the drinks, can we get you a drink for a change

Oh thank you, I never turn down the offer of a drink

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Forget gin and tonic. The in drink to have is dry white port and tonic. Try it if you can find it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a Yorkshire tea please "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forget gin and tonic. The in drink to have is dry white port and tonic. Try it if you can find it."

I’ll get you one but I’ll stick to my red wine with ms mac

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening op, evening everyone

Please may I have a g&t x

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening op, evening everyone

Please may I have a g&t x"

Yes of course, coming right up

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Good evening op, evening everyone

Please may I have a g&t x

Yes of course, coming right up

Thank you lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

Now you’re asking me for alcohol withdrawals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexybrunette you are always getting the drinks, can we get you a drink for a change

Oh thank you, I never turn down the offer of a drink

What can we get you? Relax and put your feet up lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexybrunette you are always getting the drinks, can we get you a drink for a change

Oh thank you, I never turn down the offer of a drink

What can we get you? Relax and put your feet up lovely

Red wine thank you, but I have a bar to run! So no relaxing yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

Haha rum and Pepsi? Or do you fancy a cocktail?

I'm not much for cock...tails, so I best take the Pepsi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

Haha rum and Pepsi? Or do you fancy a cocktail?

I'm not much for cock...tails, so I best take the Pepsi.

Coming right up then

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’d like a mixed summer berry smoothie with apple juice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a flat white coffee please?

Got a long night of mischief ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like a mixed summer berry smoothie with apple juice please

Evening Pink, here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

Haha rum and Pepsi? Or do you fancy a cocktail?

I'm not much for cock...tails, so I best take the Pepsi.

Coming right up then

You star, and Mrs N will have something 0% alcohol of course. Thank you please.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

Now you’re asking me for alcohol withdrawals?

It's a Belgian beer, 8% and very nice it is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a flat white coffee please?

Got a long night of mischief ahead

Coming right up, just waiting for kettle to boil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of lager and a fireball for sipping please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love anything, as long as it's rum based. Your an

Haha rum and Pepsi? Or do you fancy a cocktail?

I'm not much for cock...tails, so I best take the Pepsi.

Coming right up then

You star, and Mrs N will have something 0% alcohol of course. Thank you please.

Yes of course, how about a nice oj for mrs n?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexybrunette you are always getting the drinks, can we get you a drink for a change

Oh thank you, I never turn down the offer of a drink

What can we get you? Relax and put your feet up lovely

Red wine thank you, but I have a bar to run! So no relaxing yet!

Mrs F will take care of the bar while you finish your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Courvouisier XO. Large please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

Now you’re asking me for alcohol withdrawals?

It's a Belgian beer, 8% and very nice it is too

Ahh right, not sure I have that, I’ll check

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’d like a mixed summer berry smoothie with apple juice please

Evening Pink, here’s your drink

Thank you SB, bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of lager and a fireball for sipping please "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Courvouisier XO. Large please. "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like a mixed summer berry smoothie with apple juice please

Evening Pink, here’s your drink

Thank you SB, bottoms up

Hehe going to miss you at the next social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa please SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuppa please SB

Milk and sugar in that?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’d like a mixed summer berry smoothie with apple juice please

Evening Pink, here’s your drink

Thank you SB, bottoms up

Hehe going to miss you at the next social

I’m a bit sad I won’t be there

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

Now you’re asking me for alcohol withdrawals?

It's a Belgian beer, 8% and very nice it is too

Ahh right, not sure I have that, I’ll check

If not, there is another called Brugse Zot that I'd be more than happy with!

and a minute of your company too of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot choc with a drop of brandy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I start with a Delirium Tremens please?

Now you’re asking me for alcohol withdrawals?

It's a Belgian beer, 8% and very nice it is too

Ahh right, not sure I have that, I’ll check

If not, there is another called Brugse Zot that I'd be more than happy with!

and a minute of your company too of course

I’ve got that one

I’m a little busy right now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot choc with a drop of brandy please

Coming right up

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By *oupleofkooksCouple
over a year ago

local

Double tallisker, no ice please. And whatever you’re drinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double tallisker, no ice please. And whatever you’re drinking. "

Coming up and thank you I’ll have a glass of red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a pear cider please .... and pork scratchings

cheers

Coming right up "

Why thank you kind lady

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Red wine please!

Have one with me!

Of course, I’ll open us a bottle of my favourite

"
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Thank you lovely, I hope you have a couple of bottles back there, I think we might need them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine please!

Have one with me!

Of course, I’ll open us a bottle of my favourite

Thank you lovely, I hope you have a couple of bottles back there, I think we might need them!

Of course I do! And the glasses are large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of lager and a fireball for sipping please

Coming up "

Perfect thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then - make me a jug of godfathers - im happy to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on then - make me a jug of godfathers - im happy to share"

I’ll pull up a chair, it’s a bit quiet in here tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell you changed venues and didn't get the memo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on then - make me a jug of godfathers - im happy to share

I’ll pull up a chair, it’s a bit quiet in here tonight

hiya - bring two straws with you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell you changed venues and didn't get the memo.

Sorry about that, what can I get you? It’s on the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on then - make me a jug of godfathers - im happy to share

I’ll pull up a chair, it’s a bit quiet in here tonight

hiya - bring two straws with you xx"

Oh I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on then - make me a jug of godfathers - im happy to share

I’ll pull up a chair, it’s a bit quiet in here tonight

hiya - bring two straws with you xx

Oh I will

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Mocha please SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gone on then, a bottle of Neuf de Pape and a large MacAllan please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mocha please SB

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine!! Xx"

I’m just drinking a glass now, I’ll pour you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh gone on then, a bottle of Neuf de Pape and a large MacAllan please. "

Coming right up

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Glass of wine please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis Juice please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of wine please? "

White or red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vino please SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elvis Juice please barkeep

You want a glass or from the bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vino please SB

Red? I have a lovely bottle of Rioja opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine!! Xx

I’m just drinking a glass now, I’ll pour you one

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot toddy please, I'm poorly today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elvis Juice please barkeep

You want a glass or from the bottle?

Straight from the bottle please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a hot toddy please, I'm poorly today. "

Oh no, go sit by the fire and wrap yourself in the blanket, I’ll bring your drink over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elvis Juice please barkeep

You want a glass or from the bottle?

Straight from the bottle please

Coming right up

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mojihoto

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

I'm smashed already. I tried absinthe on my leaving drinks. Oops. Just water for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojihoto "

Of course, sorry for the delay. Blame _s_mac with the wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm smashed already. I tried absinthe on my leaving drinks. Oops. Just water for me

Haha good girl, pint of water for you lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vino please SB

Red? I have a lovely bottle of Rioja opened

Excellent! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Pepsi Max

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vino please SB

Red? I have a lovely bottle of Rioja opened

Excellent! Thank you

It’s delicious, would you like another glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and Pepsi Max

Coming right up

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Mojihoto

Of course, sorry for the delay. Blame _s_mac with the wine

Lol I forgive ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i havsh another pleash ..... ive only had one offisher hic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could i havsh another pleash ..... ive only had one offisher hic."

Haha course you can, remind me what you were drinking though and I’ll get you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could i havsh another pleash ..... ive only had one offisher hic.

Haha course you can, remind me what you were drinking though and I’ll get you one "

A pear cider and a pear cider chaser please

.... keep the change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could i havsh another pleash ..... ive only had one offisher hic.

Haha course you can, remind me what you were drinking though and I’ll get you one

A pear cider and a pear cider chaser please

.... keep the change

Coming right up, change from a £50 thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vino please SB

Red? I have a lovely bottle of Rioja opened

Excellent! Thank you

It’s delicious, would you like another glass?

Yesh please... but maybe just a shmall this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vino please SB

Red? I have a lovely bottle of Rioja opened

Excellent! Thank you

It’s delicious, would you like another glass?

Yesh please... but maybe just a shmall this time

Oh shhh a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the bar do ice cream root beer floats?

I fancy one of those and a good giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does the bar do ice cream root beer floats?

I fancy one of those and a good giggle.

This bar does anything you’d like, coming right up and I’m always up for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the bar do ice cream root beer floats?

I fancy one of those and a good giggle.

This bar does anything you’d like, coming right up and I’m always up for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mind a double vodka pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park please, no ice, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mind a double vodka pretty please."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park please, no ice, thank you.

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't you due a break yet? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could i havsh another pleash ..... ive only had one offisher hic.

Haha course you can, remind me what you were drinking though and I’ll get you one

A pear cider and a pear cider chaser please

.... keep the change

Coming right up, change from a £50 thanks

Oh you are a cheeky little monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make mind a double vodka pretty please.

Coming right up

Thank you

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Has the bar closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't you due a break yet? x"

Haha I’ve been on a long break )

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Aren't you due a break yet? x

Haha I’ve been on a long break )

I’m ready for another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the bar closed

No sorryit open buying forgot to check!what can I get you sexy lady?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch. A little ice.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't you due a break yet? x

Haha I’ve been on a long break )

I’m ready for another

Bet you are, you started hours after me! Another coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Cuddles? Really? They freak me out with guys but with lady I’m all in x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Cuddles? Really? They freak me out with guys but with lady I’m all in x"

Male or female is fine right now. Which drink are you going to do for me

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Cuddles? Really? They freak me out with guys but with lady I’m all in x"

I wish you’d said that earlier I’ve been gagging for a cuddle all evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I've earnt a special drink this week, mix me up a cocktail... your choice!

Gump x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Join us in the snug, you can a massive cuddle and even sit in my warm seat waiting for your cocktail.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Join us in the snug, you can a massive cuddle and even sit in my warm seat waiting for your cocktail.

Oh thankyou very much. I'll just wait for my drink to arrive

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Non alcoholic cocktail please, as I am working!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well after today I need a big cuddle and a massive cocktail of something sweet please

Cuddles? Really? They freak me out with guys but with lady I’m all in x

I wish you’d said that earlier I’ve been gagging for a cuddle all evening!

Come on, we have a bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jd and please my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon I've earnt a special drink this week, mix me up a cocktail... your choice!

Gump x"

Of fuck I hate these requests, have a purple rain

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By *ideboy7.5Man
over a year ago

pill

ohh well can I have a martini ?or a pint of cider

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island iced tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long island iced tea please x"

Make that two please

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