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By *exdrive man OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could suggest the obvious give him double rations of corn and any leftovers of veg peeling etc will soon be nice and big

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Couple of heavy weights tied on and dropped from a great height should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of heavy weights tied on and dropped from a great height should do it. "

Lol just thought could also tie a rope to it and pull your car to work will also save money on petrol

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Or as Richard from bottom would say. I didn't know he was just going to hand me a copy of razzle and stick me in a room for 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But seriously just be happy with your friend and use him well

I'm sure any ladies would prefer a well used small one to a badly used big one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how you can make it huge but you can make it look huge by borrowing an estate agents camera to take the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by watching arousing content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could suggest the obvious give him double rations of corn and any leftovers of veg peeling etc will soon be nice and big "

Ffs.... that's a belter lmfao

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I don’t think you have any thing to worry about it is lots bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have an audition for a porn movie coming up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt there a surgical procedure where they syringe fat from body(arse cheeks me thinks)and re-inject it into penis shaft

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By *aque meoffMan
over a year ago

chester le street


"Couple of heavy weights tied on and dropped from a great height should do it.

Lol just thought could also tie a rope to it and pull your car to work will also save money on petrol "

Pmsl

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.

Two weeks and pigpafpoof!

Massive cock.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.

Two weeks and pigpafpoof!

Massive cock."

Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.

Two weeks and pigpafpoof!

Massive cock.

Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf"

It's that damn wizard with his magic beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "
regularly tie a weight from it and American guy got an extra one and a half inches from doing this for just over a year or artificial inchsemination but this is extreme

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Find yourself a well endowed horse, and an unscrupulous surgeon................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a 2lb ball pain hammer..

(And I do know how it's spelt)

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By *OR THE WIFES PLEASUREMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Get a smaller eeggooo

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Buy a full page magnifier that folk with sight problems have for reading newspapers hold it over your penis .

Get an led floodlight stand side on about a foot away and project your shadow onto a wall at least 20 feet away .

Let everyone view it through a microscope .

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Have you tried using shape explosives or if that fails a bicycle pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what most of us do on here - take a photo really really close up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch ten porn movies in a row and edge its the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch ten porn movies in a row and edge its the only way "

Nah..it didn't work for me got tendonitis though

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By *anrteeCouple
over a year ago

London

chop your legs off that way you can tell people it reaches the floor when you're standing up standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a rub the genie will appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photograph it next to a very small remote control or a travel deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in the wash on high heat

Oh wait that only works to shrink

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.

Two weeks and pigpafpoof!

Massive cock.

Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf"

Reminds me of the joke about the witch and the small pianist

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Go to see your local wizard,he will probably prescribe some magic beans to be taken twice a day analy.

Two weeks and pigpafpoof!

Massive cock.

Bloody magic text changer. pifpafpuf

Reminds me of the joke about the witch and the small pianist "

OK, this is a variant on the joke

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, 'You have one wish.

'The man thinks about it suddenly there are a million ducks crowding the bar, qwacking and flapping.

He tells the barman, 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks, a asked for a million bucks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Photograph it next to a very small remote control or a travel deodorant "

You pinched my idea!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Zoom in when taking a photo

B x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Find yourself a well endowed horse, and an unscrupulous surgeon................"

...ot photograph said horse's appendage, and cut & paste it onto your cock pic.

#fablife hacks

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "

Shrink your body massively !

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Is this real? This isn't real! Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build a time mac_ine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Build a time mac_ine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow. "

Marty mcfly should have tried this.

Biff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build a time mac_ine, go back in time and get your gran to fuck a man with a monster dick. Then go forward in time and get your mum to fuck same man and then stand back and watch your penis grow.

Marty mcfly should have tried this.

Biff!"

He did in 'Back to the Fuckher III'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x"
smoooth

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire midgets !!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Be prepared for you chances of sex to decrease contrary to popular myth most women prefer average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "

Buy a penis pump. Use it every day and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a shrinking mac_ine and use it on everything but your cock ! Simple!!!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hit it with a hammer, and watch it swell before your eyes ,

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Meet woman with small hands, it'll look so much bigger when they hold it

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Visit a model village - it will look huge

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was wandering what would happen if you used lip plumper on it; not brave (or daft) enough to try it myself though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer always go with girls who have small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one things for it.

Cock push-ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a small vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a hammer "

Wooden mallet

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport

Take photo beside travel sized can of Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is this real? This isn't real! Really? "

Don't talk about the OP's penis like that.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford


"Not sure how you can make it huge but you can make it look huge by borrowing an estate agents camera to take the pics "

Those parasites dont do nothing for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that steeping it in bleach twice daily for 5 minutes works wonders. But I'm not a doctor.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Let me stamp on it, it will soon be swollen with extra girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have your picture taken next to a man with bad smaller cock XXX

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Stand closer to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrink your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it any bigger yet?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "

Don't worry, OP; some women like small cocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C

Don't worry, OP; some women like small cocks..."

Where are they? Tell me, tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure how you can make it huge but you can make it look huge by borrowing an estate agents camera to take the pics "

twice the size could be too big though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Botox

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Accept what you have is easiest and free.

Temporary increases from vacuum pumping. Unknown effects and risk levels from injections of stuff like cells from your body or alien substances

Genetic manipulation of your DNA code is feasible but I don't believe that we know enough about the human code yet, to know which part of your unique code to modify. It's possible for you to undertake some research, evaluating the code of a lot of men to better understand what sequence pattern could increase cock size and then get your own sequence adjusted only locally within your cock tissues, in the hope that it would increase it.

I think that would be possible with 5 years consistent research but it would not be a guaranteed growth as a result and it would carry risk. Eg, what happens if some of the same DNA was used for example, for both cock size and eye sight - bigger cock but blind and can't see it or worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)

photograph at good angles

Shrink the rest of your body

Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for

Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle bellendery - the art of walking round all day with a 20kg kettle bell attach to your bellend

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

I've not used this technique on myself but others have an I've used it on others .

I find someone who I'm attracted to and vice versa , drop to my knees and slowly run my tongue from the balls to the tip of the cock whilst looking him in the eye , this generally makes it bigger but may need to be repeated a few times dependent on intensity of attraction. You can also add variations I.e deep throating , ball humming and torture(quite niche ).

Hope this helps xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)

photograph at good angles

Shrink the rest of your body

Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for

Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage "

Not rumoured doctors stated it was all foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a mini sky remote for photos (standard fab unit of measurement)

photograph at good angles

Shrink the rest of your body

Some Mexican guy did however stretch his cock to 19” through hanging weights off his old boy. Unfortunately, it’s rumoured to be all skin, only 6” of it is actually erectile tissue and ultimately it is no good for sex so be careful what you wish for

Sometimes OP, you’ve just got to accept what you have got, that’s the hand you’re dealt with so accept your circumstances, learn to play to your other strengths and use them to your advantage

Not rumoured doctors stated it was all foreskin "

It couldn't be anything else but, you can't stretch flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in a wasp's nest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it off and stick it on a spider

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Move to Liliput...

You will look massive there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get reincarnated I’m coming back as a big spider so that I can hear a woman shout “look at it, it’s huge”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"When I get reincarnated I’m coming back as a big spider so that I can hear a woman shout “look at it, it’s huge” "

Swiftly followed by "squash it"

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Give me 2 minutes darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop a brick on it once the throbbing stops it'll swell up to three times its size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried introducing the little fella to Henry the hoover 3 times a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. If any one can help will be great. I need help how to my my cock bigger. I have a fantasy of owning a huge cock. Please help. C "

Doesn’t setting fire to it work anymore?!!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

By taking of photo of it next to a travel size Lynx spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a hammer

Wooden mallet "

Always thought Timmy Mallet was a large knob

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Use a fabswingers tape measure, than should add another 6 inches to it

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By *exdrive man OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Thanks people. Msg if wana meet

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By *unnoisseurMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"What a bunch of meanies Op, just ignore them. If you are really unhappy with it, then chat to your GP. Or try to make the most of what you have, it looks fine to me x"

Just look at Dana2000’s profile pics. It made my cock grow!!

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Plastic Surgeons can cut the Penile Ligaments .

It doesnt increase the size as such, it just drops the entire shaft down so it hangs lower & therefore looks bigger.

If not you could try " Perovics penile dissasembly technique"

But it is severely risky .

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