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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A game I play when I'm bored..

Any question on any topic..

Stand by for intimate fortune cookie like wisdom..

Ask away..

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

What’s the secret of a long life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born from an egg on a mountain top

Who am i?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the secret of a long life? "

Guru says.. Fuck that, live fast, die young

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Born from an egg on a mountain top

Who am i?"

Guru says.. Hello Magic Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Born from an egg on a mountain top

Who am i?"

a monkey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Born from an egg on a mountain top

Who am i?

a monkey?"

Guru says.. "Born from egg on a mountain top" are lyrics to a song.. Guru also says.. one question per subject lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many dolphins died in the Indian Ocean in 2017?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many dolphins died in the Indian Ocean in 2017?"

Guru is sad... Guru says... way too many. Guru likes dolphins of all varieties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems "

Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems

Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?"

Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Is chocolate better than sex?

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Not sure what Guru thinks but chocolate tends to be more socially acceptable in public

Guru, how do you eat your Creme Egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is chocolate better than sex? "

Guru says.. It all depends on whom you are having sex with.. and whether we're talking Galaxy or Cadburys

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"A game I play when I'm bored..

Any question on any topic..

Stand by for intimate fortune cookie like wisdom..

Ask away.."

What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems

Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?

Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something"

Hell, that must be one mahoosive sofa you own. Anyone else in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure what Guru thinks but chocolate tends to be more socially acceptable in public

Guru, how do you eat your Creme Egg? "

Guru says.. In one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A game I play when I'm bored..

Any question on any topic..

Stand by for intimate fortune cookie like wisdom..

Ask away..

What are the winning lottery numbers for Saturday?"

Guru says... 08 26 27 29 49 58 38 were last Saturdays numbers.. you didn't specify which Saturday.. no more lotto related questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't quite harnessed the power of the Universe tonight it seems

Is it Guru's desire to harness the power of the universe ?

Guru says.. I am the power of the Universe.. I must have just dropped myself down the side of the sofa or something

Hell, that must be one mahoosive sofa you own. Anyone else in there "

Guru says... Everyone... tis a Universal Sofa.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Is chocolate better than sex?

Guru says.. It all depends on whom you are having sex with.. and whether we're talking Galaxy or Cadburys"

Mmmmmmm.

Galaxy.

Warm, melting, drizzling, dripping, sweet, creamy... please excuse me for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is chocolate better than sex?

Guru says.. It all depends on whom you are having sex with.. and whether we're talking Galaxy or Cadburys

Mmmmmmm.

Galaxy.

Warm, melting, drizzling, dripping, sweet, creamy... please excuse me for a moment. "

Guru says... Galaxy chocolate is the best and would reccomend you try both chocolate and sex together, makes for tasty kisses

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