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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful "Am I a recruit already?  | |||
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Lost me cardi now ffs  | |||
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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful
Am I a recruit already? "Aw yeah your a established member of my harem | |||
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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful
Am I a recruit already?
Aw yeah your a established member of my harem "Yeah but am I the main one....coz I've been here the longest | |||
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"Sorry, got caught in the door of the last thread Lost me cardi now ffs "Feck did you lock the other feckers in the last thread? | |||
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"sends of c v" You're in...you feed us! | |||
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"Sorry, got caught in the door of the last thread Lost me cardi now ffs
Feck did you lock the other feckers in the last thread? "Just brought Voddy out with me | |||
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"sends of c v" Your in _oddy ...no cv needed | |||
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"sami was ya name in yer knickers" No someone else's name. I knicked em
Ok off to get hubbys pork out, catch a later | |||
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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful
Am I a recruit already?
Aw yeah your a established member of my harem
Yeah but am I the main one....coz I've been here the longest "Oh yeah I met you on that shite thread first didn't I | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x "can you do the dance of the 7 veils | |||
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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful
Am I a recruit already?
Aw yeah your a established member of my harem
Yeah but am I the main one....coz I've been here the longest
Oh yeah I met you on that shite thread first didn't I "Yeah you infiltrated my thread | |||
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"sami was ya name in yer knickers No someone else's name. I knicked em
Ok off to get hubbys pork out, catch a later "you having a instant  | |||
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"sami was ya name in yer knickers" Yeah her fecking real name not her username  | |||
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"Sorry, got caught in the door of the last thread Lost me cardi now ffs
Feck did you lock the other feckers in the last thread?
Just brought Voddy out with me "Eenie must have nodded off | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x "Yeah we'll let you in angie...no cv required | |||
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"sami was ya name in yer knickers No someone else's name. I knicked em
Ok off to get hubbys pork out, catch a later "Dirty fecker | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x can you do the dance of the 7 veils"Can you _oddy | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x can you do the dance of the 7 veils"I can dance with 7 veils, is that close enough x | |||
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"OK blokes well send all applicants a email if you've been successful
Am I a recruit already?
Aw yeah your a established member of my harem
Yeah but am I the main one....coz I've been here the longest
Oh yeah I met you on that shite thread first didn't I
Yeah you infiltrated my thread "You done the second one...first was from that young lass from around Scarborough way...feck I've forgotten her name ffs | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x
Yeah we'll let you in angie...no cv required "Oh good, my cv is outdated now anyway x | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x
Yeah we'll let you in angie...no cv required
Oh good, my cv is outdated now anyway x "Mines on the back of a fag packet | |||
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Shit I thought you were asleep "2 No. Just fed up... | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x
Yeah we'll let you in angie...no cv required
Oh good, my cv is outdated now anyway x
Mines on the back of a fag packet "woodbines | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x can you do the dance of the 7 veils
Can you _oddy"yep can you | |||
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No. Just fed up... "passes eenie some choccie gateaux with brandy cream | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x
Yeah we'll let you in angie...no cv required
Oh good, my cv is outdated now anyway x
Mines on the back of a fag packet woodbines "5 pack of park drive  | |||
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"Am I in your harem mistress, I’ve never been in one before x can you do the dance of the 7 veils
Can you _oddyyep can you"Erm no! It's my fecking harem | |||
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No. Just fed up...
passes eenie some choccie gateaux with brandy cream"Can I just have brandy please? X | |||
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Shit I thought you were asleep
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No. Just fed up...
passes eenie some choccie gateaux with brandy cream
Can I just have brandy please? X"you need to eat sweetheart | |||
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No. Just fed up...
passes eenie some choccie gateaux with brandy cream
Can I just have brandy please?
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"Anything from Lidl yet? "i think she should protest outside | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside "That explains the quiet, been arrested | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside
That explains the quiet, been arrested "Again dont think the suffagettes can help her this time | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside
That explains the quiet, been arrested Again dont think the suffagettes can help her this time"Yeah! I think they would chain Mistress to the railings then pretend to lose the key | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? "Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet  | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside "She...I've got a fecking harem for that | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside
That explains the quiet, been arrested "Nah...some harem I've got just finished my ironing | |||
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"Oy! Less of this Dance of the Seven Veils stuff, last time I came across that Salome chopped some blokes head off...just because he wouldn't snog her" Who the feck let you in?
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet "Is it made up of Fab members? | |||
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"Snuggled under my quilt now... Properly IN bed "On your own? | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside
That explains the quiet, been arrested Again dont think the suffagettes can help her this time"I suffer enough on this thread | |||
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"Snuggled under my quilt now... Properly IN bed
On your own?"Fraid so... Gotta wait a week or so for company | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet? i think she should protest outside
That explains the quiet, been arrested Again dont think the suffagettes can help her this time
Yeah! I think they would chain Mistress to the railings then pretend to lose the key"Combination in head | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet
Is it made up of Fab members? "Fecking hope not | |||
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"Snuggled under my quilt now... Properly IN bed
On your own?
Fraid so... Gotta wait a week or so for company "Aw yeah...getting a ferry across eh | |||
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"Snuggled under my quilt now... Properly IN bed
On your own?
Fraid so... Gotta wait a week or so for company
Aw yeah...getting a ferry across eh "Nah, not someone from here | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet
Is it made up of Fab members?
Fecking hope not "They’d need a mod as the chair  | |||
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"Snuggled under my quilt now... Properly IN bed
On your own?
Fraid so... Gotta wait a week or so for company
Aw yeah...getting a ferry across eh
Nah, not someone from here "You sure? | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet
Is it made up of Fab members?
Fecking hope not
They’d need a mod as the chair "I'm saying feck all on that one | |||
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Remember me? I have been Awol for sometime..
**What's it all about Alfieeeee! ** oops wrong thread 
Have a lorra lorra fun folks.
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"Well Mistress I'm back !! Remember me? I have been Awol for sometime..
**What's it all about Alfieeeee! ** oops wrong thread
Have a lorra lorra fun folks.
Is there an "I dont feel like skating thread" ?? "We come back cinnamon of course I remember you
No we have none of that funny stuff in here...dancing and skating are a big no no....have you come to join my harem cinn
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Go for it! what do I have to do? | |||
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"Oy! Less of this Dance of the Seven Veils stuff, last time I came across that Salome chopped some blokes head off...just because he wouldn't snog her Who the feck let you in?
Oh shite yeah I sent you the successful email "Too late....here to haunt and hoy! A bit different when you grovelled last night to re-start the thread | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room "Spicy | |||
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" Go for it! what do I have to do? "Not too sure but hopefully more then the other lazy feckers do | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room "Oi less of that _oddy ffs | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Spicy "Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time) Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine) Chicas to the front (uh, uh) | |||
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"Oy! Less of this Dance of the Seven Veils stuff, last time I came across that Salome chopped some blokes head off...just because he wouldn't snog her Who the feck let you in?
Oh shite yeah I sent you the successful email
Too late....here to haunt and hoy! A bit different when you grovelled last night to re-start the thread "And you fecked that up too trebus | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs "do you wish the young lady to stay or not | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Spicy Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (uh, uh)"I'll be bloody emailing your p45 if you keep that up | |||
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"Oy! Less of this Dance of the Seven Veils stuff, last time I came across that Salome chopped some blokes head off...just because he wouldn't snog her Who the feck let you in?
Oh shite yeah I sent you the successful email
Too late....here to haunt and hoy! A bit different when you grovelled last night to re-start the thread
And you fecked that up too trebus "Spellcheck???? | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not"Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs | |||
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"Oy! Less of this Dance of the Seven Veils stuff, last time I came across that Salome chopped some blokes head off...just because he wouldn't snog her Who the feck let you in?
Oh shite yeah I sent you the successful email
Too late....here to haunt and hoy! A bit different when you grovelled last night to re-start the thread
And you fecked that up too trebus
Spellcheck???? "Carrot  | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet
Is it made up of Fab members?
Fecking hope not
They’d need a mod as the chair
I'm saying feck all on that one "You’re right about that you’d be in the naughty corner | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not
Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs"Or the D word | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not
Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs"Yeah! That's what I thought, your harem has rebelled.....I suggest you throw yourself in front of a racehorse to earn there respect or maybe just lie in front of Voddy's donkey.....bearing in mind Emily Davison will be turning in her grave | |||
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"2 woman were talking bout you on the bus today mistress " Alright.. hit me with it _oddy | |||
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"Anything from Lidl yet?
Nah they'll be having a emergency boardmeeting. I bet
Is it made up of Fab members?
Fecking hope not
They’d need a mod as the chair
I'm saying feck all on that one
You’re right about that you’d be in the naughty corner " | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not
Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs
Yeah! That's what I thought, your harem has rebelled.....I suggest you throw yourself in front of a racehorse to earn there respect or maybe just lie in front of Voddy's donkey.....bearing in mind Emily Davison will be turning in her grave"Oi you just watch it or I'll have you turned into a eunuch | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room "Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment."Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinn | |||
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"2 woman were talking bout you on the bus today mistress Alright.. hit me with it _oddy "they were saying it was a shame you never married compo | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinn"i think you need a nice massage from mr nelson | |||
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I've just googled Mr Trebus , | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson "She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not
Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs
Yeah! That's what I thought, your harem has rebelled.....I suggest you throw yourself in front of a racehorse to earn there respect or maybe just lie in front of Voddy's donkey.....bearing in mind Emily Davison will be turning in her grave
Oi you just watch it or I'll have you turned into a eunuch "Make it a castrati and I will sing you lullabies | |||
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"2 woman were talking bout you on the bus today mistress Alright.. hit me with it _oddy they were saying it was a shame you never married compo"I need fecking compo for putting up with you lot | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson "Don't go to his place cinn....it's full of fecking junk | |||
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"Hoy! I've just googled Mr Trebus , "I know....the other bloke didn't show any results | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect "Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout | |||
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"Hoy! I've just googled Mr Trebus ,
I know....the other bloke didn't show any results "who lovejoy | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oi less of that _oddy ffs do you wish the young lady to stay or not
Course we do but d****** is not allowed here ffs
Yeah! That's what I thought, your harem has rebelled.....I suggest you throw yourself in front of a racehorse to earn there respect or maybe just lie in front of Voddy's donkey.....bearing in mind Emily Davison will be turning in her grave
Oi you just watch it or I'll have you turned into a eunuch
Make it a castrati and I will sing you lullabies "I thought it was Paul McCartney who sung that | |||
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"Hoy! I've just googled Mr Trebus ,
I know....the other bloke didn't show any results who lovejoy"I'm saying feck all | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout " Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!' | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!' "And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs "Call yourself a Diva, beat that for drama | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs "awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance | |||
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"Mistress? Is it just you and me here with occasional visits from Voddy?? Are we just here to entertain (or not) your harem..... This calls for.... The silent routine... Emoji time...... that will pique their pique" do what | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x" I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs
Call yourself a Diva, beat that for drama "Not bad mate | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson "That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh! You can tell ive *been away  Didnt think of the Voddy connection | |||
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"Mistress? Is it just you and me here with occasional visits from Voddy?? Are we just here to entertain (or not) your harem..... This calls for.... The silent routine... Emoji time...... that will pique their piquedo what" | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance"Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection "Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first "Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head "thats normal | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up "Is there any fecking space for her to lay down at yours? Fecking trebus and his artifacts | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal"His head ffs not his helmet | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal"Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight"I've given it to _amiss | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss "You are un-armed???? | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol "for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing x | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????"Got a pointy stick | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick "Yes! and its bigger than mine | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up " shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that. | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick
Yes! and its bigger than mine "It's not...but I know how to use it | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that."I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick
Yes! and its bigger than mine
It's not...but I know how to use it "Yes it is! One swat and you could stun/take down seagulls with yours | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing x"has a peek faints | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints"Quick! Someone bring Voddy a stiffy! | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't "Feck off, just had it cleaned | |||
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"samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xxxxx" Voddyyyyyyyyyy xxxx | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that."Sadly I had never visited there...bit of a way to go for a day trip for me | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned "Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool??? | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick
Yes! and its bigger than mine
It's not...but I know how to use it
Yes it is! One swat and you could stun/take down seagulls with yours "Them fecking seagulls eh | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints" | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???"Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel.... | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints"what made u feint lol | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints
Quick! Someone bring Voddy a stiffy!"Hang on I've got my pointy stick | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned "Oi language lady ffs | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick
Yes! and its bigger than mine
It's not...but I know how to use it
Yes it is! One swat and you could stun/take down seagulls with yours
Them fecking seagulls eh "They should put a statue of you on the cliffs at Saltburn...an action pose with your erection with a chip on the end and stunned seagulls at your feet! Tourists would flock (excuse the pun) for selfies | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs"They're not using my pool!..... | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints
Quick! Someone bring Voddy a stiffy!
Hang on I've got my pointy stick "Well for heavens sake poke her!!! She's drooling, not sure if it is a seizure or a pleasant dream...poke her damn you, poke her | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so "69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72 I'm good at numbers | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel.... "Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself. | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers "I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER.... | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers
I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER.... "ain't all bankers wankers lolx | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself. "Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers
I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER.... ain't all bankers wankers lolx"......Thanks..... | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!..... "Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers
I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER.... ain't all bankers wankers lolx"are you | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them "Ok....but only Voddy and Cinn....  | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping "only nigel can skinny dip | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping only nigel can skinny dip "Of course...he was asking for you today, Voddy...can you visit...he needs a new 'kiss me quick' hat...paps you can pick one up on the way | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping only nigel can skinny dip
Of course...he was asking for you today, Voddy...can you visit...he needs a new 'kiss me quick' hat...paps you can pick one up on the way "actully im making him a glittery easter bonnet | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping only nigel can skinny dip
Of course...he was asking for you today, Voddy...can you visit...he needs a new 'kiss me quick' hat...paps you can pick one up on the way actully im making him a glittery easter bonnet"Oh..he'll love that Voddy | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself. "Don't worry cinn....just don't wear heels as I've heard it only a inflatable one | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers
I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER.... "I bet you sound like that fecker off noel edmonds show | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping "And no pointy shoes eh | |||
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"Hey my maths are shite...this should have been #72
I don't think so
69 the 69 and a bit then felizy's one = 71 + this = 72
I'm good at numbers
I thought 70 would come after 69 and a bit coz it's only a fraction and I would have put 71 I used to be a banker, so I know these things ......yes a BANKER....
I bet you sound like that fecker off noel edmonds show "Yes, but he does have a sexy voice | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
She has blown that! A hefty kick up the arse is the most she can expect
Me thinks she was quoting cinn you uncouth ed lout
Wups!....so I 'erm' see Apols to Cinn, slinks off...apols Voddy....possibly Feiz's most dramatic scene in years....kicks can, falls to knees, looks up at sky, arms outstretched....''Noooooooooo!'
And they call me a fecking drama queen ffs awards mr nelson a oscar for his prize winning performance
Ffs _oddy look at the fecking size of his head thats normal
Ooh! This is getting so personal tonight, it will be handbags by midnight
I've given it to _amiss
You are un-armed????
Got a pointy stick
Yes! and its bigger than mine
It's not...but I know how to use it
Yes it is! One swat and you could stun/take down seagulls with yours
Them fecking seagulls eh
They should put a statue of you on the cliffs at Saltburn...an action pose with your erection with a chip on the end and stunned seagulls at your feet! Tourists would flock (excuse the pun) for selfies "I've got one at whitby | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping
And no pointy shoes eh "She can wear flippers | |||
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"Evening all how the devil are you all x I think your on the shortlist....we'll let you know later if you make the interview stage lol for what lol I'm always short listed it must be a height thing xhas a peek faints
Quick! Someone bring Voddy a stiffy!
Hang on I've got my pointy stick
Well for heavens sake poke her!!! She's drooling, not sure if it is a seizure or a pleasant dream...poke her damn you, poke her"Lol | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them "She's just got back up....it's a miracle | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them
Ok....but only Voddy and Cinn.... "Hey I don't dribble in pools | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping only nigel can skinny dip "That about karloff? ? | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them
Ok....but only Voddy and Cinn....
Hey I don't dribble in pools "just in lidls | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them
Ok....but only Voddy and Cinn....
Hey I don't dribble in pools "I dribble in puddles | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping only nigel can skinny dip
That about karloff? ?"Ok..and karloff.. | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Oi language lady ffs
They're not using my pool!.....
Listen here Mrs Downton This was Voddys idea, the massage, we would not have stepped on your lawn or disturbed the swans or peacocks or roused the servants to rebellion, it was to be a sensitive massage and selfless and right now Voddy is lying incapacitated, in need of help....for once....do not look down upon the peasants but help them
Ok....but only Voddy and Cinn....
Hey I don't dribble in pools just in lidls "It's lidos who are wetting themselfs | |||
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"Grabs hold of Cinnamon and dances her around the room
Oops!
Had a heavy weekend ooh me 'ips
needs a slug of _oddy to move at moment.
Better bloody careful what you ask for in here cinni think you need a nice massage from mr nelson
That is a very good idea, Yes please! the works massage. If I get down i cant get up. Sigh!
You can tell ive *been away Didnt think of the Voddy connection
Jeez cinn he'll need some time to tidy up first
Hang on! It will have to be at Cinn's, if she lies down at mine she might never get up
shame Kestrels shut, could have had a water massage. Afloat and all that.
I think Sami has a pool, we could do it there and I am sure that Sami would be more than happy to bake us cakes and biscuits during massage......hang on....maybe she wouldn't
Feck off, just had it cleaned
Are you saying Cinn would make a mess of your pool???
Anybody would make a mess of my pool, except Nigel....
Im not messy! just like to lol on a noodle myself.
Nice to meet you Cinn and welcome I can see you're not messy, do come and use my pool, but no skinny dipping
And no pointy shoes eh
She can wear flippers "Will she fit in the pool with a big pair only ? I heard o it's only 3 foot deep | |||
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"morning all its a cold one but with a bkue sky" Morning Voddy I'm off out now so if your about start the new thread....and don't listen to that *anker _amiss its # 73 | |||
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