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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

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I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

How about cake? Can you flirt for cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

How about cake? Can you flirt for cake? "
depends ...is is chocolate cake...I might be able to flirt for chocolate cake

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

In a hotel room on my own for a bit, flirting would help pass a couple of hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this is going well. A flirting thread with no flirting.

Anybody... Nobody....

Chuffing cake?

Tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

How about cake? Can you flirt for cake? depends ...is is chocolate cake...I might be able to flirt for chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

Can I help please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is going well. A flirting thread with no flirting.

Anybody... Nobody....

Chuffing cake?

Tea? "

I would love to get my hands on your beautiful arse, pull you tight against me, then kiss your sweet lips, gently, tenderly then with increased passion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is going well. A flirting thread with no flirting.

Anybody... Nobody....

Chuffing cake?

Tea? "

I'm no good at flirting but will have a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a little peek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this is going well. A flirting thread with no flirting.

Anybody... Nobody....

Chuffing cake?

Tea?

I would love to get my hands on your beautiful arse, pull you tight against me, then kiss your sweet lips, gently, tenderly then with increased passion..."

Now that's a bloody good flirt.

I'm definitely feeling those sexy vibes.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We are up for it

sent pm :p

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a hotel room on my own for a bit, flirting would help pass a couple of hours!"

Mmm, same here. Nice warm hands and I do a good hug....maybe I'll let you get my hands on my butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to flirt with a few of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

Wanna lick me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DAMN! DANA!! Your pictures really are amazing eye candy. Maybe I’ll get to go inside the shop one day. But window shopping is fun too

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I’ve popped in for a peak also!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

How about cake? Can you flirt for cake? depends ...is is chocolate cake...I might be able to flirt for chocolate cake

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grr now where's the chocolate one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my throbbing vagina..there's some lickable torsos in here this evening

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might loiter until someone catches my eye. But, for now, I only flirt in private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell realise the dogs of war am in lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not very good at the flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

Put your pictures are hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

But are you a good girl? I think that's the main issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

Alright babe? Come here often?

I think that's how it works...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

But are you a good girl? I think that's the main issue. "

Well I'm definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I've been waiting for this. Brace yourself I'm coming in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

Wanna lick me?

C'mere you!

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By *ayo001Man
over a year ago

Ennis

"I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

Wanna lick me?

C'mere you!

Well hello minxymoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DAMN! DANA!! Your pictures really are amazing eye candy. Maybe I’ll get to go inside the shop one day. But window shopping is fun too

Well hello. I haven't seen you around? Do you come here often? My shop has a sale on at the moment; free kisses with every purchase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I've been waiting for this. Brace yourself I'm coming in!

And all over you

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

Hmm Stonehenge....the potential new tunnel....nope, getting a chat up line out of that will just be filth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

Hmm Stonehenge....the potential new tunnel....nope, getting a chat up line out of that will just be filth lol "

I like filth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

Good job you’re an excellent snogger then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread,top job op

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

Hmm Stonehenge....the potential new tunnel....nope, getting a chat up line out of that will just be filth lol

I like filth? "

Well I must admit I'd be keen to try your tunnel, probably be cautious and slow on entry but then speed up once deeper into it.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

"I can't flirt, can I just lick instead?

You can indeed

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take the piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like this thread,top job op

Thanks. It's good to flirt.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take the piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

I hadn't noticed this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

Hmm Stonehenge....the potential new tunnel....nope, getting a chat up line out of that will just be filth lol

I like filth?

Well I must admit I'd be keen to try your tunnel, probably be cautious and slow on entry but then speed up once deeper into it. "

It's only a small tunnel with no speed restrictions but lots of warning signs. Slippery when wet

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

Hmm Stonehenge....the potential new tunnel....nope, getting a chat up line out of that will just be filth lol

I like filth?

Well I must admit I'd be keen to try your tunnel, probably be cautious and slow on entry but then speed up once deeper into it.

It's only a small tunnel with no speed restrictions but lots of warning signs. Slippery when wet

Think I'd need to try this tunnel afew times to work out best speed...and enjoy it in the wet lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take the piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

I hadn't noticed this

Pm me marks out of ten for my efforts then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?"

Never fear, your wonderfully constructed profile does the job perfectly adequately

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?

Never fear, your wonderfully constructed profile does the job perfectly adequately

Thank you, I must confess to enjoying your photos on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a hotel room on my own for a bit, flirting would help pass a couple of hours!"

We would love to ease your loneliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?

Never fear, your wonderfully constructed profile does the job perfectly adequately

So does yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a nice flirty build up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t flirted with anyone for ages. Must be at least 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies wish to flirt, I'm in

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

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I'll put a spell on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jumping in now.. right at the end of the thread.. so if I'm ignored I can blame it on the thread getting too big

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Been flirting with a colleague for months then thot he's obv not interested. Spoke to his daughter last week and she sd my dad really fancies u...... so much for my flirting skills

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

Eye contact, confidence, speaking your mind, smiling and suggestion, not outright saying things. Leading questions or leading conversation down a path you want it to go without then knowing you're doing it.. playful.. coy.. avoiding answering outright.. teasing..

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I've been waiting for this. Brace yourself I'm coming in!

Be gentle with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Hello... Would anyone like to flirt with an ex page 3, 4, 5 and 6 model

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a little flirting?

The rules are simple. There are none. But, if someone is flirting with you.... Please Co-operate

You can either reply privately to someone on this thread that catches your eye. Or let them know here.

Who will be The Biggest Flirt Tonight?

Fabbers, its over to you.

I can't flirt for toffee so that's me out

How about cake? Can you flirt for cake? depends ...is is chocolate cake...I might be able to flirt for chocolate cake

Returns carrot cake to shelf grr now where's the chocolate one

I'll swap you a chocolate cake for your carrot cake and a kiss n cuddle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

are you sure about that now LL? Those look like standard regulation flirty lashes to me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

Yeah sure. Completely unaware of flirtation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

I'm the same.. if it's unsolicited in public or outside of Dating/Fab scene. I'm just not tuned into it, if there's no prior warning

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

I'm the same.. if it's unsolicited in public or outside of Dating/Fab scene. I'm just not tuned into it, if there's no prior warning

I have had a few occasions recently were Ive walked away and thought....I wonder if!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

I'm the same.. if it's unsolicited in public or outside of Dating/Fab scene. I'm just not tuned into it, if there's no prior warning

I have had a few occasions recently were Ive walked away and thought....I wonder if!!

I'd suspect your suspicions were probably correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh having another perve

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Not sure I would realise until you hit me with a newspaper, maybe squash me

Yeah sure. Completely unaware of flirtation...

Completely sexy you hit me hard hah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

I'm tryin' to hold my breath

The light in your eyes draw me in

Blindingly yet clearly light my way

Watching that finger part your lips

Dripping with the nectar of desire

Can't let this moment end this way I'm leaning forward in anticipation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've stumbled over my.own foot and fallen in herd by mistake...

Never going to dance again

Guilty feet have got no....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt pert just nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

But I'd follow you to the great unknown

Off to a world we call our own

Hand in my hand

Never letting go till we land

Risking all, not content

To tie ribbons and make a tent

But to rise above it all

Letting you see what you've never believed

Giving you in your mind the world

Which only you deserve.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am crap at flirting....I am either too subtle or too forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am crap at flirting....I am either too subtle or too forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a nice idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am crap at flirting....I am either too subtle or too forward

He/she who is afraid to start has already finished!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am crap at flirting....I am either too subtle or too forward

Oohh ello! *tries to stay calm*

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

But I'd follow you to the great unknown

Off to a world we call our own

Hand in my hand

Never letting go till we land

Risking all, not content

To tie ribbons and make a tent

But to rise above it all

Letting you see what you've never believed

Giving you in your mind the world

Which only you deserve.

That's a bit heavy, can't you just pin me down and fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am crap at flirting....I am either too subtle or too forward

He/she who is afraid to start has already finished!!!

Oh... I'm not afraid...maybe you lot should be though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a nice idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in"

Hello you. Fancy monkeying around with me tonight? I have bananas.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not very good at the flirting

Good job you’re an excellent snogger then

And deep throating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

But I'd follow you to the great unknown

Off to a world we call our own

Hand in my hand

Never letting go till we land

Risking all, not content

To tie ribbons and make a tent

But to rise above it all

Letting you see what you've never believed

Giving you in your mind the world

Which only you deserve.

That's a bit heavy, can't you just pin me down and fuck me?

Well it worked didn't it

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

Heeeelo

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple
over a year ago

South of Bath

"In a hotel room on my own for a bit, flirting would help pass a couple of hours!"

I’m in a hotel room on my own too, fancy exchanging flirts?

Mickey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol"

Not atall...wouldn't mind climbing your great Orme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol

Not atall...wouldn't mind climbing your great Orme

we would provide refreshments one you got to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol

Not atall...wouldn't mind climbing your great Orme

we would provide refreshments one you got to the top

Can I grab the cable car to get straight to the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come spread the love

And if your all really good il give you a kinder suprise

Muhahahaaaaa

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

I wish a lady wud flirt with me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol

Not atall...wouldn't mind climbing your great Orme

we would provide refreshments one you got to the top

Can I grab the cable car to get straight to the best bit

Sure you can

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By *unninglinguist600Man
over a year ago

belfast

"I'm not very good at the flirting

With an ass like that you dont need to flirt. Point it at someone job done.????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Hello you. Fancy monkeying around with me tonight? I have bananas. "

I do indeed but I'll bring my own banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weeeellll heeeeellllllo

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"We're not great at flirting, any tips?

We're up for being flirted with!

You can practice on us of youd like

We crashed and burned lol"

Sorry only just got back online x

How you doin'?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

But I'd follow you to the great unknown

Off to a world we call our own

Hand in my hand

Never letting go till we land

Risking all, not content

To tie ribbons and make a tent

But to rise above it all

Letting you see what you've never believed

Giving you in your mind the world

Which only you deserve.

That's a bit heavy, can't you just pin me down and fuck me?

Well it worked didn't it

Haha....yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DAMN! DANA!! Your pictures really are amazing eye candy. Maybe I’ll get to go inside the shop one day. But window shopping is fun too

Well hello. I haven't seen you around? Do you come here often? My shop has a sale on at the moment; free kisses with every purchase.

Not often I... mind you I drive a hard bargain.

this sale sounds good. I may just have to walk through the door.....shit I think I lost my wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a bit of harmless flirting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in

Hello you. Fancy monkeying around with me tonight? I have bananas.

I do indeed but I'll bring my own banana

A nice long hard one please. I don't like the small mushy type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

That's a bit heavy, can't you just pin me down and fuck me?

Oh yes, but first I want to look into your eyes and see you wanting it

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A little late to the party, but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bot sure I can remember how tbh!! Practise anyone?

But I'd follow you to the great unknown

Off to a world we call our own

Hand in my hand

Never letting go till we land

Risking all, not content

To tie ribbons and make a tent

But to rise above it all

Letting you see what you've never believed

Giving you in your mind the world

Which only you deserve.

That's a bit heavy, can't you just pin me down and fuck me?

Well it worked didn't it

Haha....yes!!

We'll just have to get our diaries aligned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?

Never fear, your wonderfully constructed profile does the job perfectly adequately

Thank you, I must confess to enjoying your photos on more than one occasion

Oh really!

You’d enjoy them much more if you featured in a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a rubbish flirt too. I can take a piss all day long, that’s kind of my way of flirting I guess but it’s easily misconstrued

You can take a piss all day long, I’m impressed!

Nice hat

See I’m rubbish?

Never fear, your wonderfully constructed profile does the job perfectly adequately

So does yours

Oh thank you nice people from a place I can’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Hello you. Fancy monkeying around with me tonight? I have bananas.

I do indeed but I'll bring my own banana

A nice long hard one please. I don't like the small mushy type. "

Oh it's not mushy, reasonably long, very firm with no bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in

Hello you. Fancy monkeying around with me tonight? I have bananas.

I do indeed but I'll bring my own banana

A nice long hard one please. I don't like the small mushy type.

Oh it's not mushy, reasonably long, very firm with no bend

Most excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not very good at the flirting

Good job you’re an excellent snogger then

And deep throating

Not to mention your prostate massage skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops. I forgot to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I’m back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh this could be interesting

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