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"my second cousin was the captain of Busby's Babes and got killed in the '58 Munich air disaster" Roger Byrne was your second cousin? Well blow me! | |||
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"my second cousin was the captain of Busby's Babes and got killed in the '58 Munich air disaster Roger Byrne was your second cousin? Well blow me! " I tell a lie Mr Washy, he wasn't captain (just checked and never say I don't admit my mistakes), he was however, the club's first-choice centre half and was renowned for his pipe smoking!! And you know I would blow you any time you dare to cross the border to sane land xx | |||
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"I *don't* get hundreds of messages a day. " why you look good xx | |||
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"I *don't* get hundreds of messages a day. why you look good xx" Very kind of you, Game. | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off " Is there a doctor in the house? | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off " My job also allows me to ask a lady to remove their clothes too . 'just does not guarantee they will do that. | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off Is there a doctor in the house?" Nope ! ???????? he he | |||
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"I'm a slut" Paddy its something we dont know you had to tell | |||
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"I'm a slut Paddy its something we dont know you had to tell " ok , I might be gettin married lol | |||
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"I'm a slut Paddy its something we dont know you had to tell ok , I might be gettin married lol" Oh dont forget my invite | |||
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"I have given birth to 3 children 3 different ways " 3 different ways? Were they delivered head first, feet first and ....... sideways?!?! Bloody hell! | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off " Why do I feel creedped out ? | |||
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"I'm a slut" I think the OP meant unknown facts RaL. | |||
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"I have given birth to 3 children 3 different ways 3 different ways? Were they delivered head first, feet first and ....... sideways?!?! Bloody hell!" actually you are not far off it | |||
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"I have given birth to 3 children 3 different ways 3 different ways? Were they delivered head first, feet first and ....... sideways?!?! Bloody hell! actually you are not far off it " Crikey, that's stretching it a bit! | |||
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"I have given birth to 3 children 3 different ways 3 different ways? Were they delivered head first, feet first and ....... sideways?!?! Bloody hell! actually you are not far off it Crikey, that's stretching it a bit!" Lol 1st 1 was bum first 2nd 1 head first and 3rd 1 c section | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off " Mortician? | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off Mortician?" zombies arent real ya fud....sakes! | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off Mortician? zombies arent real ya fud....sakes!" Who said anything about zombies? I just imagined him being polite to the corpse. | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off Mortician? zombies arent real ya fud....sakes! Who said anything about zombies? I just imagined him being polite to the corpse." no point asking a stiffy anything polo- ya can effectively do what u want hehhehehee..allegedly | |||
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"My job allows me to legitmately ask a lady to take her top and bra off Mortician? zombies arent real ya fud....sakes! Who said anything about zombies? I just imagined him being polite to the corpse. no point asking a stiffy anything polo- ya can effectively do what u want hehhehehee..allegedly" I'll take your word for it. | |||
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"I grow four leaf clover in my shed... in fact I've had a number of five leaf and a dodgey looking six leaf." Seen a five but not a six xx | |||
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"i am a published poet" So am I actually, forgot about that. | |||
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"I live on a hill and can see for miles and miles and miles." Who, are you? Plus, i can see his house. | |||
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"I know how to eat the flesh of a mango without peeling it.... " Hedgehog? | |||
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"I know how to eat the flesh of a mango without peeling it.... Hedgehog?" I will Pm it to you, its top secret...... | |||
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"I am left- handed . " Both of us are too | |||
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"..... and the thing is, they are genuinely amazed and grateful for the experience ! Some have even been known to shed a tear ........ of happiness " Then is your real name Gok?! | |||
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"I can wiggle my......ears!! not very exciting but there you go! If i ever meet any of you I will wiggle them for you. And anything else u want me to wiggle!1 lol. mrs ricky x" I can also do this. Other than that...my Grandfather played international football, my brother used to work with Roger Byrne's son, and I once gave away £187,000,000,000. | |||
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"..... and the thing is, they are genuinely amazed and grateful for the experience ! Some have even been known to shed a tear ........ of happiness Then is your real name Gok?!" Not even close !! he he | |||
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"My Dad had a number one and his band supported the Beatles at the Cavern. The Four Pennies number one song Juliet, look it up." I remember the song very well and most of the words. | |||
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"I used to be a sunday school teacher " Oh snap, me too | |||
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"I invented the water vole." no you didnt you just beat me to the patant office, b....stard | |||
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"My Dad had a number one and his band supported the Beatles at the Cavern. The Four Pennies number one song Juliet, look it up." Don't need to look it up! I have a copy here somewhere! | |||
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"I invented the water vole. no you didnt you just beat me to the patant office, b....stard " Yes, yes you did come up with the original vole concept but it was me that perfected it. And any way my mate Derek who invented the mouse says you copied him and that voles are just mice in water. I think we probably need a proper vole based thread for all of this. back to the topic... | |||
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"I used to be a sunday school teacher Oh snap, me too " hee hee all together now "father abraham..." | |||
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"I've met Mister Maker from Cbeebies. I win, nothing beats that. " i served curly watts a bottle of at wembley stadium..........check mate | |||
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"I've met Mister Maker from Cbeebies. I win, nothing beats that. i served curly watts a bottle of at wembley stadium..........check mate " Curly watts is a has been, lol. My ex, that was on here with me once before has served quite a few of the cast of Coronation Street and Emmerdale, along with a few others soaps. lol | |||
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"I speak fluent French and a little Arabic." Arabic? Thats impressive!x | |||
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