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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Scientific studies have shown that the regular practice of arithmetics (no, not on a calculator!) can help keep the brain healthy, so being the good altruist that I am, I have been kind enough to devise the following test for you all (don't all thank me at once)....

John is busy pumping iron in the gym when in a highly injudicious flight of fancy, decides to attempt a 900 pound deadlift. Unfortunately, as a direct result of this ill conceived stunt, John suffers a full rectal prolapse and additionally shits himself.

Whilst subsequently waiting for the ambulance to arrive, John muses that as he weighs in at 15 stone 4 pounds, had he have succeeded at his lift, he would have picked up a gargantuan deal more than his own body weight...

What exact percentage more would John have succeeded by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientific studies have shown that the regular practice of arithmetics (no, not on a calculator!) can help keep the brain healthy, so being the good altruist that I am, I have been kind enough to devise the following test for you all (don't all thank me at once)....

John is busy pumping iron in the gym when in a highly injudicious flight of fancy, decides to attempt a 900 pound deadlift. Unfortunately, as a direct result of this ill conceived stunt, John suffers a full rectal prolapse and additionally shits himself.

Whilst subsequently waiting for the ambulance to arrive, John muses that as he weighs in at 15 stone 4 pounds, had he have succeeded at his lift, he would have picked up a gargantuan deal more than his own body weight...

What exact percentage more would John have succeeded by? "

Wouldn't this depend on how much a gargantuan is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pi times gargantuan to the nth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to factor out the shit he lost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right it's 15st 4 converted into lbs. BRB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is MY maths test.

Will I ever use it in real life? If no... it doesn't matter

P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right it's 15st 4 converted into lbs. BRB."

So 14×15 is (10x15 ==150 + 4×15 = 60 Total 210.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

420% of his body weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right it's 15st 4 converted into lbs. BRB.

So 14×15 is (10x15 ==150 + 4×15 = 60 Total 210.

"

900 - 210 = 690lbs

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"right it's 15st 4 converted into lbs. BRB.

So 14×15 is (10x15 ==150 + 4×15 = 60 Total 210.

"

214 pounds is 15 stone 4 pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420% of his body weight"

Where's your working out?

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

Use a nappy next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right it's 15st 4 converted into lbs. BRB.

So 14×15 is (10x15 ==150 + 4×15 = 60 Total 210.

214 pounds is 15 stone 4 pounds "

Oh yea, forgot about the extra 4lb.

So 900- 214 = 686

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's obviously not much brain to worry about when calculating his weight.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"420% of his body weight

Where's your working out? "

900 is 420% of 214

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420% of his body weight

Where's your working out?

900 is 420% of 214

"

The question is how much more as a percentage. So, wouldn't it be 686 as a percentage of 214?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"420% of his body weight

Where's your working out?

900 is 420% of 214

The question is how much more as a percentage. So, wouldn't it be 686 as a percentage of 214? "

Yes ... so 320%

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"420% of his body weight

Where's your working out?

900 is 420% of 214

The question is how much more as a percentage. So, wouldn't it be 686 as a percentage of 214? "

It wasn't clear which was required - it's threads like this that stop me getting my work done lol!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think....

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think.... "

So what’s your answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think....

So what’s your answer "

I make it about 320% because 686 is 320% more than 214. I could very well be wrong though; I haven't done maths like this since I was 14.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think.... "

You wanted the difference in his weight to the weight he lifted in a percentage. I think, as you said how much more, in a %age

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think....

So what’s your answer "

I’ll be quite honest....I haven’t a clue

Nonetheless, the mathematical workings out have exercised all our brains which is good.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think....

So what’s your answer

I’ll be quite honest....I haven’t a clue

Nonetheless, the mathematical workings out have exercised all our brains which is good..... "

It has, although I guessed the percentage. I can't remember the formula for working out that particular %age. Something to do with dividing (d)then times by 100

before timesing both sides by d. Probably totally wrong

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Great answers everyone! I've got your brains a'ticking

Ok, so firstly you need to convert John's weight into pounds.

Next, find the percentage of his weight against the 900 pounds he was attempting to lift. Now deduct John's weight percentage from the said figure and the answer (as a percentage) is whatever remains.....I think....

So what’s your answer

I’ll be quite honest....I haven’t a clue

Nonetheless, the mathematical workings out have exercised all our brains which is good.....

It has, although I guessed the percentage. I can't remember the formula for working out that particular %age. Something to do with dividing (d)then times by 100

before timesing both sides by d. Probably totally wrong "

Maths always scared me at school.....long division especially

Nonetheless, I left with an ‘E’.....obviously short for Excellence

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By *rixiepeepWoman
over a year ago

over the hill / chatsworth

can some one work this out for me my maths is ridiculas I think most will find it very easy but I have number dyslexia. So here goes

a taxi 8/10 mile would be £2.40 every 1/10 of a mile after is 22 p how much would 1.5 miles be?

15 miles be and 75 miles be?

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the 15 stone 4 pounds pre-shit or post-shit as he was still full of shit when he attempted the 900 pound lift. If it's pre-shit, how much shit did he lose, in pounds.....?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"can some one work this out for me my maths is ridiculas I think most will find it very easy but I have number dyslexia. So here goes

a taxi 8/10 mile would be £2.40 every 1/10 of a mile after is 22 p how much would 1.5 miles be?

15 miles be and 75 miles be?

thanks

"

£3.94 - 1.5 miles

£33.64 - 15 miles

£165.64 - 75 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientific studies have shown that the regular practice of arithmetics (no, not on a calculator!) can help keep the brain healthy, so being the good altruist that I am, I have been kind enough to devise the following test for you all (don't all thank me at once)....

John is busy pumping iron in the gym when in a highly injudicious flight of fancy, decides to attempt a 900 pound deadlift. Unfortunately, as a direct result of this ill conceived stunt, John suffers a full rectal prolapse and additionally shits himself.

Whilst subsequently waiting for the ambulance to arrive, John muses that as he weighs in at 15 stone 4 pounds, had he have succeeded at his lift, he would have picked up a gargantuan deal more than his own body weight...

What exact percentage more would John have succeeded by? "

See my maths is so bad that I read that as “ten pink elephants jumped over a bridge and the purple monkey slung poo at them

Ms B

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hoping no one has used a calculator for any of the working out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can some one work this out for me my maths is ridiculas I think most will find it very easy but I have number dyslexia. So here goes

a taxi 8/10 mile would be £2.40 every 1/10 of a mile after is 22 p how much would 1.5 miles be?

15 miles be and 75 miles be?

thanks

£3.94 - 1.5 miles

£33.64 - 15 miles

£165.64 - 75 miles"

I like you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"can some one work this out for me my maths is ridiculas I think most will find it very easy but I have number dyslexia. So here goes

a taxi 8/10 mile would be £2.40 every 1/10 of a mile after is 22 p how much would 1.5 miles be?

15 miles be and 75 miles be?

thanks

£3.94 - 1.5 miles

£33.64 - 15 miles

£165.64 - 75 miles

I like you "

He's adorable and clever... and has always been a perfect gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that the true lesson is that gyms are dangerous

Stay in bed with a hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can deadlift 167.5kg(369lb) with out shitting myself so my deadlift are probably better than my maths.

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