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By *eziah OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Don't forget the pub analogy.

©Fabio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russian Roulette is bound to be mentioned eventually.

*Do I win £5?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

One misconstrued message can kill a conversation of many many messages...choose your words carefully.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Relax and enjoy the forum's and it's many colourful people,that's all really.

All hail broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a super user super duper clique.

I only talk to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

I should learn to spell before opening my big fat gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

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hey you'll be fine ,some women make snap decisions about your personality actually would go so far as to say ' judge you' omg their are judgemental people here but you can't please all of the people all of the time ha ,good luck and welcome x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

I should learn to spell before opening my big fat gob

It's a very attractive big fat gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

I should learn to spell before opening my big fat gob

It's a very attractive big fat gob!"

You just want to shag me dont you, cmon admit it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

I should learn to spell before opening my big fat gob

It's a very attractive big fat gob!

You just want to shag me dont you, cmon admit it"

I just want your broccoli,give me your broccoli...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now."

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to share the sum of my conlusions. Namely:

i) Banter between Fab friends and familiars on the Forums may be misconstrued as cliquey behaviour, nonetheless is not necessarily exclusive to other incomers. However...

ii) There are super-cliques; groups of people so socially inept that they have to scuttle off to their own personally designated corners of the Forums to communicate solely with each other.

iii) Broccoli has rightfully earned its place on many lists of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language.

iv) As I have a generically in-demand fanny and a half-decent profile picture, I needn't be worrying my pretty little clit about a thing anyway.

Any more Fab pearls of wisdom to help this learner along?

I should learn to spell before opening my big fat gob

It's a very attractive big fat gob!

You just want to shag me dont you, cmon admit it

I just want your broccoli,give me your broccoli..."

I have actually had some today, i ate it not shoved it up my bum btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?"

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over a candle stick silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members."

Well I too must be a "certain member" as i read it as a joke ... but then I also read his apology for the misunderstanding and further comment explaining how he doesnt dislike you as sincere too...so what the heck do i know?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members."

Apologies,I should have said 'most' people.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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And some people are just assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

Oi!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

"
any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

And some assholes are just people.

I actually have no idea what that means but I'm sure someone will be able to make something of it.

Have I mentioned that I like ducks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members.

Apologies,I should have said 'most' people."

Not even most.

I'm fully aware that there are several people here that dislike me and you all make it very clear. I'm not prepared to be bullied without calling it out though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"And some people are just assholes

any holes a goal

Spit and slam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

"
To late

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members.

Apologies,I should have said 'most' people.

Not even most.

I'm fully aware that there are several people here that dislike me and you all make it very clear. I'm not prepared to be bullied without calling it out though."

A good fair few then,we'll go with that then shall we.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

any holes a goal

Spit and slam"
you're suggesting lubrication there was that a faux pas

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Nooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

"
Ive heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now.

Are you referring to the joke remark on the other thread,where everyone else saw it for the joke it was...apart from you?

Not everyone. Just 'certain' members.

Apologies,I should have said 'most' people.

Not even most.

I'm fully aware that there are several people here that dislike me and you all make it very clear. I'm not prepared to be bullied without calling it out though."

And no doubt several others that will have no issues with you so continue to rise above it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Ive heard

Ay a few haven't heeded that advice I'm still trying to fish the buggers out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones."

Hasn't this happened very recently? in the last couple of hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones."

The threads where people throw in a hand grenade are the best ones! Always amusing!

I also like the ones where, on the face of it to a casual observer, there’s a bit of light hearted banter going on between a group of people, but for those that can ‘see’ through the well-masked jibes there’s undercurrent of bitchiness to it!

The games some play on here can be hilarious to observe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaagh the cliqueyness..more clicks than an Ubangi marital spat

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones.

Hasn't this happened very recently? in the last couple of hours?

I don't know, has it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Ive heard

Ay a few haven't heeded that advice I'm still trying to fish the buggers out

Ah, is that what those anal hooks are for!?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!"

I'm having some in my stirfry tonight Dash.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been missing all the fun today it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!

I'm having some in my stirfry tonight Dash.....

Your such a lush frisky

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!

I'm having some in my stirfry tonight Dash.....

You're so lush Frisky"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been missing all the fun today it seems. "

It’s been fiesty at times for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the jackals? There's a good example going on right now."

Don't forget the witches of fabwick too!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been missing all the fun today it seems. "

I only popped to the gym and missed it - you can't go out at all!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!"

What crazy said that?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Don't forget the pub analogy.

©Fabio"

the pub analogy will be my abiding gift to the fab swingers universe........

your welcome!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not keen on broccoli . justsaying

What!!!

I'm having some in my stirfry tonight Dash.....

Is it purple stem? Good for a stir fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been missing all the fun today it seems.

I only popped to the gym and missed it - you can't go out at all!

It's been brutal today!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Ive heard

Ay a few haven't heeded that advice I'm still trying to fish the buggers out

Ah, is that what those anal hooks are for!?

Oh right I did wonder what those things were for actually,so every woman attached to one is trying to fish out stray limbs and stuff. All becomes clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been missing all the fun today it seems.

I only popped to the gym and missed it - you can't go out at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones.

The threads where people throw in a hand grenade are the best ones! Always amusing!

The games some play on here can be hilarious to observe!

Its good to know that others can see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, there are those who clearly have dull lives that like to pop up now and again to cause drama then play the victim

Bless them, we should pray for those ones."

Ah but then they wouldn’t get the attention they so obviously crave. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, sending me booty pics boosts sexiness by 2 and confidence by 3

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Ive heard

Ay a few haven't heeded that advice I'm still trying to fish the buggers out

Ah, is that what those anal hooks are for!?

Oh right I did wonder what those things were for actually,so every woman attached to one is trying to fish out stray limbs and stuff. "

Next time I see such a lady, I'll be sure to ask her.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"And some people are just assholes

Well everyone has one

Aye, some more gapey than others

I really should hide that photo shouldn't I

To late

Just don’t get to close you'll fall in chuck

Ive heard

Ay a few haven't heeded that advice I'm still trying to fish the buggers out

Ah, is that what those anal hooks are for!?

Oh right I did wonder what those things were for actually,so every woman attached to one is trying to fish out stray limbs and stuff.

Next time I see such a lady, I'll be sure to ask her.....

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Beware The Clique in their ermine robes. Cunts; cunts everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beware The Clique in their ermine robes. Cunts; cunts everywhere. "

If the cunts got fucked they'd be less cunty. It works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Cunts; cunts everywhere. "

Except in my inbox. And let’s be honest, that’s why I joined in the first place

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By *eziah OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Addendum:

v) People are happy to bring their issues to other peoples threads (and thereby attention from a wider audience), rather than keeping them in their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Addendum:

v) People are happy to bring their issues to other peoples threads (and thereby attention from a wider audience), rather than keeping them in their own. "

Hell yeah! Despite my thinly veiled whinge about lack of inbox pussay action in the post immediately preceding yours, I’ve had exactly zero gratuitous female nudity pics sent to me. Damn right I have issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Addendum:

v) People are happy to bring their issues to other peoples threads (and thereby attention from a wider audience), rather than keeping them in their own. "

God yeah. Mine have been hijacked all day. Thanks for bringing that up.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

This is just a platform for people to be bitchy about other users which is against forum rules

For the people who have been asked to avoid each other and stop digging at the people you have been asked to ignore, there will be no more reminders so don't be surprised if you carry on that you end up banned

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