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Now I'm not one who normally resorts to crudity or singles out a particular preference but.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.

Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream

And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams

And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the new Shelley

Although probably Pete rather than Percy

Mr Boson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy muff salutes you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My hairy muff salutes you "

And I salute your cure for a dry mouth.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Crudités ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Darn my bald flaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crudités ? "

You may well ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Darn my bald flaps"

The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available

That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like it simply because I like to give oral and hair in my mouth is never enjoyable. Without the oral though it doesn't bother me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darn my bald flaps

The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available

That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable "

Flat cap...But no whippet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I only shaved this morning as well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Darn my bald flaps

The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available

That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable

Flat cap...But no whippet? "

Whippets and pussy are a recipe for disaster.

Lightbulb moment

Instead of a flat cap...........

A flap cap....

Tad-dah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.

Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream

And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams

And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean. "

Regular Shakespeare hahaha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Darn my bald flaps

The traditional northern remedy would be a flat cap however I believe mirkins are now widely available

That said hairless flappy bits are more than acceptable "

I was only perusing fanny wigs the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.

Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream

And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams

And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean.

Regular Shakespeare hahaha "

Regular, that will be the prunes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, save money on garters and suspender belts,simply grow your pubes long, platt them and use them to hold your stockings up.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My hairy muff salutes you "

And mine takes a bow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, save money on garters and suspender belts,simply grow your pubes long, platt them and use them to hold your stockings up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've really got a thing for hairy fannys right now.

Just let your muff grow like a mountain stream

And let your muff grow with the smallest of dreams

And let your muff grow and you'll know what I mean. "
I'm easy I have a meet Saturday and she has muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!! "
oooh painful riiiiiiiip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!! "

The beauty of mairy huffs is that it will grow back, don't dwell on it and as the song goes

Just let your muff grow........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!!

The beauty of mairy huffs is that it will grow back, don't dwell on it and as the song goes

Just let your muff grow........ "
where nobody goes

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. "
farley,barley or fairy?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. farley,barley or fairy? "

Probably fairy darling, if you had nails like mine for typing lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. farley,barley or fairy?

Probably fairy darling, if you had nails like mine for typing lol. "

Give them my regards and congratulate them on their little known seminal album, "a fannys not a fanny without my face in it."

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"My hairy muff salutes you "
.... no pics of said hairy muff so don't believe you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just had a flipping wax ffs!! oooh painful riiiiiiiip"

It’s not after a few sessions I actually enjoy it now

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"That reminds me, I am having the Bellamy brothers round for tea and fairly cakes later. farley,barley or fairy?

Probably fairy darling, if you had nails like mine for typing lol.

Give them my regards and congratulate them on their little known seminal album, "a fannys not a fanny without my face in it.""

Of course I will but regards Fanny my favourite Aunt, I don't think she has seen your face but I shall ask uncle Bob just to be sure.

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