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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well that's probably every guy on here

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Well that's probably every guy on here "

Quite possibly. I'm sure there's some women as well though.

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9

Next month phewwwww . Hope it’s not that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the next weekend would be nice.... but that ain't happening either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be remarkable for me to have sex again this month. I normally have to wait 461 days on average before the next time

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month. "

I’m actively looking to have the least sex this month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

I’m actively looking to have the least sex this month "

Toss you for it....... Ooooo maybe that came out wrong

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

I’m actively looking to have the least sex this month

Toss you for it....... Ooooo maybe that came out wrong "

Love a budding bromance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm looking to have sex..and lots of it this weekend! Prospects are looking real good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of corse i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking to have sex..and lots of it this weekend! Prospects are looking real good "

Show off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!!! "

Well done that lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This month! I had it last month.... I'm not a sex machine!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm definitely having sex this week

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I wouldn’t say no

Try me

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Yes, yes I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read all about it

Men wants sex from fab

But the ladys seem to want it more

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Me. I hope!

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

I’m free to any ladies

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

What do you think we're doing here, well most of us I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am, and I'm working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month. "
don't need to put my name down its a certainty ha

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I am definitely having sex this month but only with my partner I know boring aint I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can but hope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Liverpool this weekend and hoping too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on fab looking for sex, well bugger me, whatever next.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have some on order, but I'm always keeping an eye open for more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow would be good......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be must if the site, surely?

But I certainly am

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in eager anticipation of some within a month yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I must try and put my optimist head on....

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Well i hope you all messaged each other now you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My drive keeps coming and going but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex is the easy part, perhaps a more interesting question is will it be anything special for Valentine's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but might as well not be with the plethora if dreamers and time wasters who get in touch with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well i hope you all messaged each other now you know! "

Message people on the forums for sex?! I said that I actually wanted sex....so we're off to a club instead

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I want some sex please.

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Yes im looking .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well i hope you all messaged each other now you know! "

Message people I have no interest in? Whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're in! "

I’m in

So sexy and so close too :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but not hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside a month would be good....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, I'm not messaging you for sex!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Well i hope you all messaged each other now you know!

Message people on the forums for sex?! I said that I actually wanted sex....so we're off to a club instead "

Tee hee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes pleeease

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By *am_990Man
over a year ago

London

Well it would be just fine and dandy it I got some within the next month, it's been longer than I'd have liked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, but not getting my hopes up! Don’t seem to get much attention from these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i have to fill forms in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do i have to fill forms in "

I think you're needed on your thread,there's talk of sausages!

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Not sex. Call it looking for unforgettable memories....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sex. Call it looking for unforgettable memories.... "

Smooth! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i have to fill forms in

I think you're needed on your thread,there's talk of sausages!"

I have a thread?

About sausages??

Is this the twilight zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month. "

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do i have to fill forms in

I think you're needed on your thread,there's talk of sausages!

I have a thread?

About sausages??

Is this the twilight zone "

No,hunt and you will find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This month would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month. "
Lady visiting in the morning for just that reason and a party to attend on Saturday, been quiet for a while so time for the mojo to spring back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like some sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like some sex "

I’d like to kiss you. And then sex you.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

We've just finished knackered now

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?"

Apres sex.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like some sex

I’d like to kiss you. And then sex you. "

I wanna sex you up

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Yep I'm in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I’m in, but not getting my hopes up! Don’t seem to get much attention from these threads "

You are waaay too young for me but I'm just back from Manchester, where I was with lots of young women in your age range.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

"

Show off.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off."

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like some sex

I’d like to kiss you. And then sex you.

I wanna sex you up "

https://youtu.be/kO6BtpIzIiM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am in too

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

And me ..... Let's meet x

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Dana I mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me."
ur looking oooo

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

"

Oh my god! Is there no end to your boasting?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And me ..... Let's meet x"

I'm sure op would oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex. "

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

Oh my god! Is there no end to your boasting?! "

I know. I'll end up with a reputation for being loose, easy to get and treating this place like instashag. I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

"

I had it twice in February

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are. "

You'd have to keep a good pace to keep up with the Black Beauty theme tune. I'd want it to be in time with the music. I admire your ambitions for your liaison with Clem.

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By *wsw1londonMan
over a year ago

London

I bloody well hope so!

If you're a lady and are interested in helping me out in London, then feel free to send me a message!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

I had it twice in February "

February is only a week old! You hussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

I had it twice in February "

I lied. Once at the end of January, once beginning of February. Should have been today but work was manic for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am. I may end up knocking someone on the head and dragging them back to mine on Saturday. I have urges.

Is that being greedy as I've already had sex in February?

Show off.

I had it in January too. If I keep this up I might manage more than 6 times this year. Fingers crossed.

I had it twice in February

February is only a week old! You hussy."

I was wrong. End of Jan and beginning of Feb. I have two regular partners

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are. "

What snacks are you getting in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like some sex

I’d like to kiss you. And then sex you.

I wanna sex you up

https://youtu.be/kO6BtpIzIiM"

Well done

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By *0nderMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I hope so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do i have to fill forms in

I think you're needed on your thread,there's talk of sausages!

I have a thread?

About sausages??

Is this the twilight zone "

The real fab friend thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?"

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food. "

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed. "

I’ve always fancied a Roman style orgy. Now peel me a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed. "

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?"

Oh yep tossing the salad that’s a good start

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?"

Oil sounds good. Good for the ole ticker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

Oh yep tossing the salad that’s a good start "

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

Oil sounds good. Good for the ole ticker. "

I shall prepare a heart friendly menu.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

Oh yep tossing the salad that’s a good start "

I thought 'special sauce' was for burgers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

Oh yep tossing the salad that’s a good start

I thought 'special sauce' was for burgers.

"

That works. Perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone had sex yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month.

Can we just cuddle, Clem?

Apres sex.

I’ve got an easy listening music CD called “This is Easy” — it’s in two parts: CD one is called “Wingding Party” and CD two is called “Aprés-Ski”. It was a joke gift. But it’s pretty awesome. I think it will suit our mood. Wingding for the sex and then aprés-ski for the cuddling.

The theme tune to Black Beauty is towards the end of CD one. I shall endeavour to have you climax at its climax like the sex stallion you are.

What snacks are you getting in?

For this scenario? It’s got to be a la Abigail’s Party style: seventies finger food.

I see you as a goddess of fertility. I'd like something Roman or Greek themed.

I can swathe myself in rice and wrap myself in vine leaves, or glug olive oil across my tits and toss chopped red onion, olives, feta, cucumber and tomato about me?

Oh yep tossing the salad that’s a good start

Filth."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet? "

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You? "

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Message below if you're in, and actively looking to have sex, at least in the next month. "

Is this a long winded way to say FAF?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand. "

Oh to have a handy husband...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand. "

Can I borrow him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand.

Can I borrow him? "

Go on! I'm done with him for now anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand.

Can I borrow him?

Go on! I'm done with him for now anyway "

Only if he consented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand.

Can I borrow him?

Go on! I'm done with him for now anyway

Only if he consented "

I'm sure he wouldn't mind...wait a second...ok, I've asked him - he wouldn't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone had sex yet?

You?

Indeed. Helps to have a husband on hand.

Can I borrow him?

Go on! I'm done with him for now anyway

Only if he consented

I'm sure he wouldn't mind...wait a second...ok, I've asked him - he wouldn't mind. "

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Anyone had sex yet? "

You bet, horny buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the next weekend would be nice.... but that ain't happening either "

Keep the faith, dude.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Anyone still in? I've been offered one bj today, but sadly i couldn't accept the offer. How are you fairing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishful thinking but in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm in and awaiting offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out today, may get lucky if my fwb can pop round but already had sex 4 times in the last 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a two hour threesome this morning with my bf and secret passion so I'm all sexed out for today lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone still in? I've been offered one bj today, but sadly i couldn't accept the offer. How are you fairing? "

Narrowing down my options pretty well - I’ve been blocked a few more times.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m out today, may get lucky if my fwb can pop round but already had sex 4 times in the last 3 days "

Sounds like you've had enough.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Anyone still in? I've been offered one bj today, but sadly i couldn't accept the offer. How are you fairing?

Narrowing down my options pretty well - I’ve been blocked a few more times."

Progress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone still in? I've been offered one bj today, but sadly i couldn't accept the offer. How are you fairing?

Narrowing down my options pretty well - I’ve been blocked a few more times.

Progress. "

Yeah. My loss is their gain

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Anyone had sex yet? "

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

15th, 16th, 17th, 17th, 17th, 17th,18th,19th

*17th has group potential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m in XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 months and counting for me...someone must want to help me get out of this slump

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

Well I’d certainly not turn it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? "
has it been that long ?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We're definately going for lots xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be, looking that is... depends how well it hides if I find any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? has it been that long ? "

Spitting feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? has it been that long ?

Spitting feathers "

spitting feathers never heard that expression but assume you're playing on your own face down in a duckdown pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? has it been that long ?

Spitting feathers spitting feathers never heard that expression but assume you're playing on your own face down in a duckdown pillow "

Lol its a saying for if your dry and thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone found it yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone found it yet?"

No lost or it's hidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh me me me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? has it been that long ?

Spitting feathers "

Biting pillows again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats sex? has it been that long ?

Spitting feathers spitting feathers never heard that expression but assume you're playing on your own face down in a duckdown pillow

Lol its a saying for if your dry and thirsty "

that made me laugh .....second time this week I laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone found it yet?

No lost or it's hidding "

*sighs*... well I checked under the bed, behind the curtains and in the wardrobe... It ain't there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone found it yet?

No lost or it's hidding

*sighs*... well I checked under the bed, behind the curtains and in the wardrobe... It ain't there! "

Did you look in draws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have checked all those places as well as under sofa in the boot of the car not found it yet but not giving up keep searching lol

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