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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a really strange morning and managing to cut myself somewhere very sensitive in the strangest way. Tell us about your weird and strange injury experiences.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Sex toy trauma from being on a sybian for too long on too high a setting. I wasn’t complaining at the time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ads cock almost exploded once when he was younger for wanking too much!

I stuck my finger in a coffee grinder a couple of years back trying to unclog it and not understanding how it worked (I was about three days into my new job in a coffee shop). Still have the war wound!

I have never been a very adventurous mother and one day while my kids were on a rope swing (with no seat) in the woods having a great old time, I decided to throw caution to the wind and go on it, the one and only time! When my feet couldn’t feel the floor anymore I panicked and fell to the floor, four years later I still have trouble with my elbow.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ads cock almost exploded once when he was younger for wanking too much!

I stuck my finger in a coffee grinder a couple of years back trying to unclog it and not understanding how it worked (I was about three days into my new job in a coffee shop). Still have the war wound!

I have never been a very adventurous mother and one day while my kids were on a rope swing (with no seat) in the woods having a great old time, I decided to throw caution to the wind and go on it, the one and only time! When my feet couldn’t feel the floor anymore I panicked and fell to the floor, four years later I still have trouble with my elbow.

Geeky x"

Ouch @ coffee grinder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex toy trauma from being on a sybian for too long on too high a setting. I wasn’t complaining at the time though "

Ooooo, #sorepussy.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I wake up most mornings with bruises I can't explain.

They weren't there when I had a shower, went to bed.

I have no idea what I do to myself in my sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wake up most mornings with bruises I can't explain.

They weren't there when I had a shower, went to bed.

I have no idea what I do to myself in my sleep! "

You're a bedtime brawler.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I wake up most mornings with bruises I can't explain.

They weren't there when I had a shower, went to bed.

I have no idea what I do to myself in my sleep!

You're a bedtime brawler. "

The cat sleeps on my bed.

Maybe we're having cat fights in my sleep

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I ripped a finger off when I was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled my penis once

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once split open my head while attempting a back flip while canoe surfing off the the Irish coast on a shallow rock ledge needless to say I didn’t get it quite right.

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

Well one of my girlfriends (horizontal girlfriend, before you ask, but not on Fab) is a rep. One day she was visiting a hospital for a sales presentation when she slipped in the hospital car park and broke her arm. They took her 50 yards into A & E and sorted her out, with an arm brace - made by a competitor. She made a big fuss and insisted they fetched one of her own brand from her car boot.

Oooh dear, talking about has made me all... you know.

Janet xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scalded my foof with my glass dildo once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I scalded my foof with my glass dildo once. "

I remember you writing about this before...

It's kind of scared me about glass dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I scalded my foof with my glass dildo once. "

Foof hahahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I scalded my foof with my glass dildo once. "

Owww!! Aren't you meant to only warm them gently

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