FabSwingers.com forum: Lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last lie you told?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s fine.

It fucking isn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am only going to have one glass of wine.

I talk to myself too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am only going to have one glass of wine.

I talk to myself too much!

Pour me one too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do."

And then the priest said....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Truth removed by poster at 05/02/18 20:48:30]"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It doesn't bother me

It does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't bother me

It does.

Tell them.

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan
over a year ago

Harlow

my wife knows I'm on this site

(Luckily I'm not married)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im like abe lincoln never lied in my life

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It doesn't bother me

It does.

Tell them."

Meh. Sometimes the eruption which follows isn't worth the slight feeling of content that telling the truth brings.

I shall suffer in silence and let my distaste brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my wife knows I'm on this site

(Luckily I'm not married)

Well that’s a stupid lie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im like abe lincoln never lied in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry I'm working over Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't bother me

It does.

Tell them.

Meh. Sometimes the eruption which follows isn't worth the slight feeling of content that telling the truth brings.

I shall suffer in silence and let my distaste brew "

Wuss.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

You're a really valued member of staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sorry I'm working over Christmas "

Family?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do.

And then the priest said....?"

Are you sure?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It doesn't bother me

It does.

Tell them.

Meh. Sometimes the eruption which follows isn't worth the slight feeling of content that telling the truth brings.

I shall suffer in silence and let my distaste brew

Wuss."

100% a big wimp on this one. It rarely happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sorry I'm working over Christmas

Family?"

Yep and I just don't do Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're a really valued member of staff

Oh no, that I can’t abide! Be honest and help people grow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do.

And then the priest said....?

Are you sure?"

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't bother me

It does.

Tell them.

Meh. Sometimes the eruption which follows isn't worth the slight feeling of content that telling the truth brings.

I shall suffer in silence and let my distaste brew

Wuss.

100% a big wimp on this one. It rarely happens "

Can’t help you with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last lie you told?

That i was sorry.

I wasnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sorry I'm working over Christmas

Family?

Yep and I just don't do Christmas"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/02/18 20:55:32]"

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha! Spot on"

To what?

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

“ Hi, it’s the boiler man, “ customer shouts abuse

“Yeah, sorry about that. I’m on my way now..... be there within the hour”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the Mrs's cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m not eating carbs!! Although I was more lying in my head to myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the last lie you told?

That i was sorry.

I wasnt

I’m fed up with being sorry. I’m always giving the sorry. People can go fuck themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Yeah, not bad”

When asked if I’d had a good day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“ Hi, it’s the boiler man, “ customer shouts abuse

“Yeah, sorry about that. I’m on my way now..... be there within the hour”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the Mrs's cooking

Say whaaaaaat?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I’m not eating carbs!! Although I was more lying in my head to myself!

The worst lie!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Yeah, not bad”

When asked if I’d had a good day. "

Did it suck arse?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Hate liars and lying, but here goes.

Friday just gone, I told my teen we were meeting some of Sirs friends for drinks. We actually went to the VA bi night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise not to cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hate liars and lying, but here goes.

Friday just gone, I told my teen we were meeting some of Sirs friends for drinks. We actually went to the VA bi night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I promise not to cum in your mouth

Gnnjhmmmmffffgghhjjjkkmmfgghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'm okay thanks". Pretty much on a daily basis. But then the people asking don't really want to hear me say anything other than a positive anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise not to cum in your mouth

Gnnjhmmmmffffgghhjjjkkmmfgghh"

Oooooops too late

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"“Yeah, not bad”

When asked if I’d had a good day. "

Feck! I've just done that earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks. It’s nothing personal.

(It’s always personal.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Yeah I'm okay thanks". Pretty much on a daily basis. But then the people asking don't really want to hear me say anything other than a positive anyway. "

How are you? Really..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I promise not to cum in your mouth

Gnnjhmmmmffffgghhjjjkkmmfgghh

Oooooops too late

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have a 10 inch cock lol

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

No really, I’m not upset!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Yeah, not bad”

When asked if I’d had a good day.

Feck! I've just done that earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks. It’s nothing personal.

(It’s always personal.)"

Isn’t it just?! And people don’t have the balls to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky sports I’ve just installed will work in about half an hour, the next day customer is ringing me saying still not working, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a 10 inch cock lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No really, I’m not upset!

With you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my 4 year old that the Easter bunny does exist. Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday, that I’m ok as I’m sitting in the hospital crying in pain x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sky sports I’ve just installed will work in about half an hour, the next day customer is ringing me saying still not working, lol"

You b*stard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told my 4 year old that the Easter bunny does exist. Does that count

No. That’s adorable. You are excused from hell.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve just lost my new iPhone having phone sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday, that I’m ok as I’m sitting in the hospital crying in pain x "

It’s hard to let people in when you are a) in pain and b) ill - both? It’s impossible. And when they think you’re fine again they’ll fuck you over anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told my 4 year old that the Easter bunny does exist. Does that count

No. That’s adorable. You are excused from hell.

Aww thanks. I've got triplets and they were fighting over whether or not the Easter bunny is real. Got to love kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just lost my new iPhone having phone sex. "

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

My boss "What time did you leave site"

Me "4pm"

I was only out by about a hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told my 4 year old that the Easter bunny does exist. Does that count

No. That’s adorable. You are excused from hell.

Aww thanks. I've got triplets and they were fighting over whether or not the Easter bunny is real. Got to love kids."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My boss "What time did you leave site"

Me "4pm"

I was only out by about a hour

Deplorable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your bum doesn’t look big in that dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you okay?"

"Yes I'm grand thanks"

No I'm not

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I thought I was sorry about thinking someone needs to get bent.

I'm not, they can go fuck themselves and the boat that they sailed in on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sky sports I’ve just installed will work in about half an hour, the next day customer is ringing me saying still not working, lol

You b*stard!"

Yep well I’m stuck in the conundrum between making sure it’s all working and doing all the installs I’m supposed to do before it’s gets dark and minus fifty in the shire, they don’t pay me enough to be an honest man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday, that I’m ok as I’m sitting in the hospital crying in pain x

It’s hard to let people in when you are a) in pain and b) ill - both? It’s impossible. And when they think you’re fine again they’ll fuck you over anyway. "

It was more done to stop my children from worrying about me than anybody else. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday, that I’m ok as I’m sitting in the hospital crying in pain x

It’s hard to let people in when you are a) in pain and b) ill - both? It’s impossible. And when they think you’re fine again they’ll fuck you over anyway.

It was more done to stop my children from worrying about me than anybody else. X "

Yes, sorry Angie. I may have projected a little there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry on, I’m fine.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Carry on, I’m fine."

My response would be, “I’ve felt better”. If the person actually gives a shite they will ask x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tooth fairy put the fiver under your pillow.

Its his last few months of believing in the lies we tell them.

No more tracking Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst lie I could ever tell haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re not frightening me

They really are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carry on, I’m fine.

My response would be, “I’ve felt better”. If the person actually gives a shite they will ask x"

This is true

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'No problem' when it actually was a big problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday, that I’m ok as I’m sitting in the hospital crying in pain x

It’s hard to let people in when you are a) in pain and b) ill - both? It’s impossible. And when they think you’re fine again they’ll fuck you over anyway.

It was more done to stop my children from worrying about me than anybody else. X

Yes, sorry Angie. I may have projected a little there. "

That’s fine, I’ve done that myself before due to that very fact. X

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I only ate one doughnut

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Actually I told someone I hadn’t wanked over them

I bloody have loads

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Can't remember to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gona spend the day doing housework....i actually mean a nice afternoon sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I couldn't cover someone's shift at work this morning.

I could've, I just didn't want to. Also the fact that I ended up doing the job of two people after a colleague had to go home ill a few weeks ago and no one would come in to help me was on my mind at that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to fib on a daily basis at work.

It's exhausting!

I think my face doesn't fib though - so I'm actually crap at my job

I'm "really sorry "

Erm.....No I'm not - I'm counting down the motherfucking hours till I can go home!

But I just smile and apologise.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't mind.

I really do but it's easier to just crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I couldn't cover someone's shift at work this morning.

I can relate to this! And good on you...make the most of your days off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok.

I'm not but I will be so not technically a lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was sorry about thinking someone needs to get bent.

I'm not, they can go fuck themselves and the boat that they sailed in on.

Good for you, let them go fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I couldn't cover someone's shift at work this morning.

I can relate to this! And good on you...make the most of your days off

Oh I did! Twp weeks of half term are coming up and I'm working seven days straight during the first week. Thankfully they're only four hour shifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last lie you told?

That i was sorry.

I wasnt

I’m fed up with being sorry. I’m always giving the sorry. People can go fuck themselves.

Pretty much my new rule

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought I was sorry about thinking someone needs to get bent.

I'm not, they can go fuck themselves and the boat that they sailed in on.

Good for you, let them go fuck off!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 10 inch cock lol

I have a 10inch cock too

From the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I don't mind, after agreeing to staying late at work for an extra hour and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s fine.

It fucking isn’t. "

It’s fine that you’ve put your pants and dressing gown on after an hour and a half because you’ve ordered pizza for you and your flat mate.....

So yer when I said oh it’s fine I’ll just go..it isn’t fine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s fine.

It fucking isn’t.

It’s fine that you’ve put your pants and dressing gown on after an hour and a half because you’ve ordered pizza for you and your flat mate.....

So yer when I said oh it’s fine I’ll just go..it isn’t fine!

Yikes!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'll do that later... never happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s fine.

It fucking isn’t.

It’s fine that you’ve put your pants and dressing gown on after an hour and a half because you’ve ordered pizza for you and your flat mate.....

So yer when I said oh it’s fine I’ll just go..it isn’t fine!

Yikes!"

Oh and it was my birthday...had kinda hoped that my FB would’ve at least taken me for a drink!

Now ex FB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My second to last post!!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I had dull weekend.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My second to last post!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I was not glad to see my bed

Totes lie I was, hopital beds are yukky

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A white lie to my mum earlier - I'm making amends in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not implusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I need a new handbag

I need another pair of shoes

I don’t have an issue with bags or shoes. No seriously I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last lie I told.... I told my eldest daughter that I'm not buying the motorbike I was eyeing up on eBay earlier..... I'm going to view and test ride it tomorrow after work

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath

"The tooth fairy put the fiver under your pillow.

Its his last few months of believing in the lies we tell them.

No more tracking Santa

Fiver!!!???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have no idea. Probably that I was feeling better when I wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The tooth fairy put the fiver under your pillow.

Its his last few months of believing in the lies we tell them.

No more tracking Santa

Fiver!!!???

Yes. His mum gives him £5 for every tooth that falls out that isn't decayed. Luckily for me he was staying at mine the night his tooth fell out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last lie I told.... I told my eldest daughter that I'm not buying the motorbike I was eyeing up on eBay earlier..... I'm going to view and test ride it tomorrow after work

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to fib on a daily basis at work.

It's exhausting!

I think my face doesn't fib though - so I'm actually crap at my job

I'm "really sorry "

Erm.....No I'm not - I'm counting down the motherfucking hours till I can go home!

But I just smile and apologise.

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only going for a quick pint. Will be home for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to fib on a daily basis at work.

It's exhausting!

I think my face doesn't fib though - so I'm actually crap at my job

I'm "really sorry "

Erm.....No I'm not - I'm counting down the motherfucking hours till I can go home!

But I just smile and apologise.

Welcome back

Thanks Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spat my coffee all over my screen"

No.

No you didn't.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

(Him) what chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s feeling better, I’ll be fit for Saturday.”

Our 1st Xv coach.

It’s not, I’ve got no chance but if i miss a game I may lose my place in the team.

If I can blag it and it snow’s / pitch is frozen I might be ok for next week and nobody need know Lacey’s had to dress me for the last 3 days cause I’m almost crippled.

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