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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm the only toyboy on here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm the only toyboy on here "

Of course you are, all the other boys seemed to have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the only toyboy on here

Of course you are, all the other boys seemed to have disappeared "

I'll have you know I'm the picture of a toyboy in me new wrangler jeans...ask _oddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm the only toyboy on here

Of course you are, all the other boys seemed to have disappeared

I'll have you know I'm the picture of a toyboy in me new wrangler jeans...ask _oddy "

That doesn't surprise me, I bet you look great in them......Vodddddyyyyyy.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Off to get dinner, catcha later.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Off to get dinner, catcha later.xx"

That's the thread fecked

See ya later sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should have had this one on the coffin dodgers thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=U2-pFObZGXQ

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm the only toyboy on here

Of course you are, all the other boys seemed to have disappeared

I'll have you know I'm the picture of a toyboy in me new wrangler jeans...ask _oddy

That doesn't surprise me, I bet you look great in them......Vodddddyyyyyy..... "

samììiiii

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mistress please get the fecking title right now wonder no one comes in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the only toyboy on here

Of course you are, all the other boys seemed to have disappeared

I'll have you know I'm the picture of a toyboy in me new wrangler jeans...ask _oddy

That doesn't surprise me, I bet you look great in them......Vodddddyyyyyy..... samììiiii"

She's eating ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mistress please get the fecking title right now wonder no one comes in "

Fecking rushed it....you or _amiss always beat me to it now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress please get the fecking title right now wonder no one comes in

Fecking rushed it....you or _amiss always beat me to it now "

we need the tomboys to get them in ffs want a job doing do it uaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back... Been busy!

Thanks for the love about the pics _amiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mistress please get the fecking title right now wonder no one comes in

Fecking rushed it....you or _amiss always beat me to it now we need the tomboys to get them in ffs want a job doing do it uaself "

Oh yeah I like them lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red "

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening ms eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea "

Anything good??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ms eenie "

Evening Voddy... Is your name in honour of the beverage?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea

Anything good?? "

Nah nothing exciting just eggs answer bacon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea

Anything good??

Nah nothing exciting just eggs answer bacon "

you had what lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening ms eenie

Evening Voddy... Is your name in honour of the beverage?!? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea

Anything good??

Nah nothing exciting just eggs answer bacon you had what lol"

Aw I'm getting fecking sick of that auto carrot fgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lot buggered off now I've got here with my glass of red

Good Evening eenie.....just had me tea

Anything good??

Nah nothing exciting just eggs answer bacon you had what lol

Aw I'm getting fecking sick of that auto carrot fgs "

Loving auto carrots ... hope they produce gold

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

freind of mine is on telly tonight in a film

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"freind of mine is on telly tonight in a film "

Yeah who?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"freind of mine is on telly tonight in a film

Yeah who?"

txted ya

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Does this mean everyone has now gone off to watch a film?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Must be a good film

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Must be a good film "
not started yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be a good film "

I've been ironing

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now"

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

M & S have these sachets of passion fruit pulp , gorgeous over lemon ice cream, I have to stroke my nipples whilst eating it for maximum effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last"

That's what Savaloys and pork pies are made of....so I wouldn't worry too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M & S have these sachets of passion fruit pulp , gorgeous over lemon ice cream, I have to stroke my nipples whilst eating it for maximum effect "

You sound bitter

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


" I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last

That's what Savaloys and pork pies are made of....so I wouldn't worry too much "

Yuk! Hate saveloys and pork pies, at least this was dark meat (probably colouring) but enough to reassure (fool) me

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"M & S have these sachets of passion fruit pulp , gorgeous over lemon ice cream, I have to stroke my nipples whilst eating it for maximum effect

You sound bitter"

Heck no! That's one kind of food sex I could go for...but I wouldn't want to share too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last

That's what Savaloys and pork pies are made of....so I wouldn't worry too much

Yuk! Hate saveloys and pork pies, at least this was dark meat (probably colouring) but enough to reassure (fool) me"

Might just have been corned beef with a lot off pepper then eh

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


" I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last

That's what Savaloys and pork pies are made of....so I wouldn't worry too much

Yuk! Hate saveloys and pork pies, at least this was dark meat (probably colouring) but enough to reassure (fool) me

Might just have been corned beef with a lot off pepper then eh "

Pfft! That's all Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I though I'd best go and check what Nduja was ( I bought a little piece at a deli)....its all the pieces of a pigs head minus the cheeks in a sort of pate ... 4 chocs left in my box, must save the best one until last

That's what Savaloys and pork pies are made of....so I wouldn't worry too much

Yuk! Hate saveloys and pork pies, at least this was dark meat (probably colouring) but enough to reassure (fool) me

Might just have been corned beef with a lot off pepper then eh

Pfft! That's all Pfft!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh* "

Watsup eenie?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie? "

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???"

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight "

Feck I thought you hadn't got your specs yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

"

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

Feck I thought you hadn't got your specs yet "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight "

Come on gorgeous girl, enough of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy "

Nah its from Dorset this one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one "

Well...if you will go cheap.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

Come on gorgeous girl, enough of that! "

Awww _amiss if I looked like you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

Feck I thought you hadn't got your specs yet

"

Come on eenie. ..laughter lightens things...you know I'm only joking

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... "

birds go cheap

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

Come on gorgeous girl, enough of that!

Awww _amiss if I looked like you... "

....Then you wouldn't be you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap"

No they go cheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap"

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh"

What sort of ice cream is that?..

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight "

Oh! Eenie man! Had a quick glance and saw update hence the question....saw new photos above blue scarf and thought 'Oh Feck! Yes! ...come on its 'wine o'clock'

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?.. "

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Having a bit of a downer tonight *sigh*

Watsup eenie?

Yeah! Just sae the word 'Disaster' in update???

Just having a downer on myself and my appearance tonight

Oh! Eenie man! Had a quick glance and saw update hence the question....saw new photos above blue scarf and thought 'Oh Feck! Yes! ...come on its 'wine o'clock' "

Loving Eenie's photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?.. "

Feck me I was talking about the Dorset N'Duja

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake "

Blurgh..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake "

Better you've never been to Great Ayton and had a suggetts ice cream...absolute heaven

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh.."

Do not visit Teeside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside"

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it"

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside"

Not had an invite..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes "

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite.. "

Would your scooter make it up here?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here? "

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire "

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting "

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? "

Nah that's near Harrogate

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans "

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? "

she lives next door to the dingles

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans "

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles "

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?"

I was in fecking toyboy mode ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles "

Nah I'm miles away from them feckers thank feck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate "

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat "

Are you getting the ferry to the Isle of Wight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?

I was in fecking toyboy mode ffs "

Haha! Is that why you bought the wranglers and deck shoes?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?

I was in fecking toyboy mode ffs "

Voddy texted me and said it was tomboy mode....whipped off your wig, slammed fist on bar and demanded a pint, then replaced wig and poured pint into two half glasses then sipped with little pinkie out!! and then extended your little finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down "

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat

Are you getting the ferry to the Isle of Wight "

Tut....might be...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool "

Feck you mean York minster

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True "

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?

I was in fecking toyboy mode ffs

Haha! Is that why you bought the wranglers and deck shoes? "

There's two of me ffs life would be boring otherwise

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat

Are you getting the ferry to the Isle of Wight

Tut....might be... "

You'll be near Voddy, I hope you are going to buy her tea and scones.....its only right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

I hope you had the Isadora Duncan style scarf blowing in the wind! Ere! How do you keep your wig on in these winds?

I was in fecking toyboy mode ffs

Voddy texted me and said it was tomboy mode....whipped off your wig, slammed fist on bar and demanded a pint, then replaced wig and poured pint into two half glasses then sipped with little pinkie out!! and then extended your little finger"

Fecking nutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat

Are you getting the ferry to the Isle of Wight

Tut....might be... "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool "

did you go in the jorvik museum

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool

Feck you mean York minster "

Yeah, think that's what it was called, had these windows with coloured glass and you had to pay to get in...not as much as you pay to get in my house though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you? "

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

Not had an invite..

Would your scooter make it up here?

Maybe, I'll have to borra ya trainers again if I'm scooting

Oh I had my deck shoes on today with the new jeans

Can I have em...I like deck shoes, need some new ones to wear on the boat

Are you getting the ferry to the Isle of Wight

Tut....might be...

You'll be near Voddy, I hope you are going to buy her tea and scones.....its only right "

Of course I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool

Feck you mean York minster

Yeah, think that's what it was called, had these windows with coloured glass and you had to pay to get in...not as much as you pay to get in my house though "

People pay to get out off mine

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum"

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum"

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer "

The railway museum free to get in and quite good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times "

Aah

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah "

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces "

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on "

So, I know who is Voddy's friend, but its a secret...

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

So, I know who is Voddy's friend, but its a secret..."

And that's how it should be

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale"

I liked Minnie Caldwell

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it "

Ah! Sherlock here...you went in the summer hols, that was Mistresses summer hols job!....I knew a bloke who got a job in Draculas Museum in Whitby for the summer, his job was to jump out of a cupboard and scare the visitors...on his first day.....he jumped out of the cupboard.....and got punched on the nose

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it

Ah! Sherlock here...you went in the summer hols, that was Mistresses summer hols job!....I knew a bloke who got a job in Draculas Museum in Whitby for the summer, his job was to jump out of a cupboard and scare the visitors...on his first day.....he jumped out of the cupboard.....and got punched on the nose"

Hahaha...love it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on "

Good recap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it "

Yeah them fecking trainers

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

Good recap "

It was needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

So, I know who is Voddy's friend, but its a secret...

And that's how it should be "

So do I

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it

Yeah them fecking trainers "

Came in handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale

I liked Minnie Caldwell "

Ena sharples now that was a formidable woman

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

So, I know who is Voddy's friend, but its a secret...

And that's how it should be

So do I "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer "

love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale

I liked Minnie Caldwell

Ena sharples now that was a formidable woman "

Elsie Tanner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it

Ah! Sherlock here...you went in the summer hols, that was Mistresses summer hols job!....I knew a bloke who got a job in Draculas Museum in Whitby for the summer, his job was to jump out of a cupboard and scare the visitors...on his first day.....he jumped out of the cupboard.....and got punched on the nose"

Feck it was me who give him it

True

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale

I liked Minnie Caldwell

Ena sharples now that was a formidable woman "

bit like you but no hairnet yet and cant see you living in the misson hall

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek"

Ah bless we love steam trains

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

Samiss obviously did not go to York Dungeon, we might never have seen her again...but bless them they would have been so happy...dead! But chained with a smile on their little faces

No gave that a miss, I heard there was someone in there with whips and stuff and wearing a corset, so we legged it

Ah! Sherlock here...you went in the summer hols, that was Mistresses summer hols job!....I knew a bloke who got a job in Draculas Museum in Whitby for the summer, his job was to jump out of a cupboard and scare the visitors...on his first day.....he jumped out of the cupboard.....and got punched on the nose

Feck it was me who give him it

True"

Haha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains "

we should do the bluebell line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek"

I was a member of the North York moors railway

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over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale? she lives next door to the dingles

And the Dingles often complain that Mistress lets the neighbourhood down

Tell what! I did have a caravan on greengrass's farm from heartbeat. True

Wow! Love heartbeat, did greengrass have a latte with you?

Nah but did meet him a couple of times

Aah

Greengrass was my favourite character along with Seth from Emmerdale

I liked Minnie Caldwell

Ena sharples now that was a formidable woman bit like you but no hairnet yet and cant see you living in the misson hall"

I've lived in far worse

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line"

Aw sounds lovely

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line"

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight though"

Brief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight though"

Wow, that does sound fabulous

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers"

And what Miatress calls her meets

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers"

Cheeky

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers

Cheeky "

awww you wuv me weally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers

And what Miatress calls her meets "

Tw*t

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap..... birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers

Cheeky awww you wuv me weally"

I do wuv you

Ok lovelies, off to sleep now, catcha tomorrow, thanks for your company. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some wine and some weird foodstuff called Dorset N'Duja here, bloody spicy, think I'll have a chocolate now

I find it nice with goats cheese followed by haagen dazs vanilla

Neapolitan from Naples, Italy

Nah its from Dorset this one

Well...if you will go cheap.....

birds go cheap

So it was turkey not corned dog eh

What sort of ice cream is that?..

Its Teeside ice-cream, they out a dog chew in and pretend its a flake

Blurgh..

Do not visit Teeside

I'm north Yorkshire

Well near as damn it

Ahem! Ahem! Cough! Cough! You can take the TV out of Teeside but you can't ....well you know how it goes

Ahem....I'll have you know I was born and bred in the north riding of Yorkshire

Sounds lovely, is that near Emmerdale?

Nah that's near Harrogate

Oh...my geography isn't great. We went to York for a long weekend, I loved it. There's a big house there,nearly as big as mine, but it didn't have a swimming pool did you go in the jorvik museum

No we didn't. Walked around the wall and went to the railway museum. Would love to go back for longer love the railway museum when madam was ikkle when we used to go to see the outlaws there was a model railway place as you came out york station always had to go in there and even now she goes to the bigger museum shes a ruddy train geek

Ah bless we love steam trains we should do the bluebell line

I remember coming back from Cumbria years ago, had just finished last tour performance and heading towards Alston (around midnight)...passed a station with sign (the station from Brief Encounter)....we reversed 50 yds ....over the station was one of those rare large super moons...we had no cameras or decent phone cameras...beautiful sight thoughBrief Encounters thats what sami calls her knickers

Cheeky awww you wuv me weally

I do wuv you

Ok lovelies, off to sleep now, catcha tomorrow, thanks for your company. xx"

Night sami....don't forget the fiver pad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woke up with a argument with myself as I'm giving a sample at doctors this morning.

If I get up now I won't last to 9.40 without a wee.. when I'm at docs.. oh god I haven't even got a sample bottle!

Oh what do I do.

Then it dawned on me I'm giving a blood sample fff

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Woke up with a argument with myself as I'm giving a sample at doctors this morning.

If I get up now I won't last to 9.40 without a wee.. when I'm at docs.. oh god I haven't even got a sample bottle!

Oh what do I do.

Then it dawned on me I'm giving a blood sample fff "

Tw*t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woke up with a argument with myself as I'm giving a sample at doctors this morning.

If I get up now I won't last to 9.40 without a wee.. when I'm at docs.. oh god I haven't even got a sample bottle!

Oh what do I do.

Then it dawned on me I'm giving a blood sample fff Tw*t "

What was that...twit or twat?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on "

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl "

Resting the worn out back eh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

Resting the worn out back eh "

I can’t believe you’ve just said that, I prefer it when you’re quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

Resting the worn out back eh

I can’t believe you’ve just said that, I prefer it when you’re quiet "

I prefer a good lord....in fact that is what I predicted

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

Resting the worn out back eh

I can’t believe you’ve just said that, I prefer it when you’re quiet

I prefer a good lord....in fact that is what I predicted "

Aha I’m not predictable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

Resting the worn out back eh

I can’t believe you’ve just said that, I prefer it when you’re quiet

I prefer a good lord....in fact that is what I predicted

Aha I’m not predictable "

So I have just seen on dashs thread

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Whooooaaaaa! Hold on, lets get back on track!!!

So! Voddy's friend was on TV tonight but no further mention...

Samiss went to York, but not the dungeon, due to go to Isle of Wight and owes Voddy tea and scones..

Mistress once lived in a caravan on the farm that was portrayed as Greengrasses...that's cool...

Eenie has vanished....hope some of you PM'd her...

Panther...no sign tonight...'on the prowl?'

Ok! Carry on

I’m an I was tucked up in bed like a good girl

Resting the worn out back eh

I can’t believe you’ve just said that, I prefer it when you’re quiet

I prefer a good lord....in fact that is what I predicted

Aha I’m not predictable

So I have just seen on dashs thread "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later "

Good afternoon

What kind of cakes?

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over a year ago


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later "

They sell a big bag of beans there for only £2.29

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

Good afternoon

What kind of cakes? "

Afternoon Pink

All sorts, fresh cream eclairs, cream slices, Chelsea buns, some do nuts and them little fancy iced buns

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

They sell a big bag of beans there for only £2.29 "

They make me trump......

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over a year ago


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

They sell a big bag of beans there for only £2.29

They make me trump...... "

Jeez have you got a comb over

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

They sell a big bag of beans there for only £2.29

They make me trump......

Jeez have you got a comb over "

God I'm not that ugly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

They sell a big bag of beans there for only £2.29

They make me trump......

Jeez have you got a comb over

God I'm not that ugly! "

Haha

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

Good afternoon

What kind of cakes?

Afternoon Pink

All sorts, fresh cream eclairs, cream slices, Chelsea buns, some do nuts and them little fancy iced buns "

Can you save me an eclair please?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Any cream horns darling

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Arf noon all Been to Tesco and got cakes and instant coffee for later

Good afternoon

What kind of cakes?

Afternoon Pink

All sorts, fresh cream eclairs, cream slices, Chelsea buns, some do nuts and them little fancy iced buns

Can you save me an eclair please? "

Of course, sweetheart

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any cream horns darling"

Hmm...No horns here that I can see Voddy, maybe an eclair for you?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Any cream horns darling

Hmm...No horns here that I can see Voddy, maybe an eclair for you? "

Fab is full of horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any cream horns darling"

Horny old bugger

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger "

and

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy"

RY FIFY

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe "

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next "

Shall I?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next "

you are and get it right this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next

Shall I? "

You may

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next you are and get it right this time "

I'm off away in a mo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any cream horns darling

Horny old bugger randy

RY FIFY

Hehe

On that note....who is going to do the gobble and lick thread next

Shall I?

You may "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Evening Sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Evening Sami "

Good evening Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Sami

Good evening Mistress "

Are you ready?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Evening Sami

Good evening Mistress

Are you ready? "

I'm ready and primed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Sami

Good evening Mistress

Are you ready?

I'm ready and primed "

Give it your best shot....I'm shitting it.

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