FabSwingers.com forum: How to kill a dating app conversation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell her you're under 6 feet tall

Any others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them your shaving your head.. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a eunoch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

On another site many years ago I was getting along with this girl until she came out with this gem . " I'm obsessed with the Hannibel Lecter films" . Needless to say the conversation stopped there .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On another site many years ago I was getting along with this girl until she came out with this gem . " I'm obsessed with the Hannibel Lecter films" . Needless to say the conversation stopped there ."

You didn't stay for dinner

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

May be posting on guardian soulmates that I’m active on fab.

It doesn’t go down well for most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see there is a wedding fair on at the local hotel do you fancy going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her you're under 6 feet tall

Any others?"

Ask for cheesecake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"On another site many years ago I was getting along with this girl until she came out with this gem . " I'm obsessed with the Hannibel Lecter films" . Needless to say the conversation stopped there .

You didn't stay for dinner

?"
Erm ..... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just replying seems to do it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tell her she reminds you of your ex......who you miss so much

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Tell her she reminds you of your ex......who you miss so much

Ha ive kinda used that to get rid of someone...except it was "you look the spit of my ex, and quite frankly id like to see him 6ft under so youve no chance mate!"

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Also "id love to get married" gets them running for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife doesn't know I'm on here but you're welcome to come round for a fuck between 12.35 and 1.25 is that ok and try and be quiet

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That you don't have a car.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog sleeps in the bed with me so if you stay over you'll have to sleep on the sofa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

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is that a killer for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

is that a killer for you?

It is

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hello I am a widower currently on deployment with special forces in the middle east....."

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

oops sorry meant to swipe left !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation"

Yes, I had a whatsapp conversation lying naked in my bed once where we swapped pictures............of our cats!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I am looking for something long term, a real relationship’. That seemed to put a vast majority of them off me! (For a dating app, how very dare me!)

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation

Yes, I had a whatsapp conversation lying naked in my bed once where we swapped pictures............of our cats!!!

They're a great conversation piece.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation"

Ha maybe it's me and not the cats they don't like then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

is that a killer for you?

It is "
can't think why you look pretty sexy to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

Funny you should say that. I was chatting to a woman in the street the other week and she mentioned that she had 5 or 6 cats!

The first thought to come into my head was "uh oh, crazy cat lady!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about tickling her pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

Haha probably better than the height one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sayig something stupid like I can see you being my girlfriend after a week of messages . It's kinda like dating kryptonite for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation

Yes, I had a whatsapp conversation lying naked in my bed once where we swapped pictures............of our cats!!!

That is usually what they get if they ask for a pussy pic

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation

Yes, I had a whatsapp conversation lying naked in my bed once where we swapped pictures............of our cats!!!

That is usually what they get if they ask for a pussy pic

Yes, this time I was talking to a man who said he was stroking his pussy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him you live alone but have 5 cats for company

This is supposed to be things that would kill the conversation

Yes, I had a whatsapp conversation lying naked in my bed once where we swapped pictures............of our cats!!!

That is usually what they get if they ask for a pussy pic

Yes, this time I was talking to a man who said he was stroking his pussy....

"
I stroked several this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what's your fab username then. You are on fab too. Right..right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

is that a killer for you?

It is can't think why you look pretty sexy to me

Ah thank you. Want to meet?

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

" You're fine with Herpes aren't you? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them to meet

is that a killer for you?

It is "

It's a sad world if this is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I see bobs and vagene" "I can pay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just send them my pictures and I get blocked to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with the policies of Donald Trump and I think he is demonstrating how a country should be run"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm lining up a meet of a few of the interested guys this week, to compare your cocks side by side and play soggy biscuit together.

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