FabSwingers.com forum: Macdonald's chips cure baldness

By *oncupiscentTony OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

seriously

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/chemical-mcdonalds-fries-could-cure-11967678

""The Japanese team's breakthrough came after they managed to mass produce 'hair follicle germs' (HFGs) in the lab for the first time.

These are the cells that fuel follicle development. They are the 'Holy Grail' of hair loss research, as they have never been regenerated before.

And the secret was to use the 'McDonald's fries' chemical dimethylpolysiloxane in the vessel in which they were cultured.""

Imagine a society free of baldness. What would be the social implications? Still have to watch out for the rats wings in the nuggets though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A society without baldness? Why would I want part of what makes me me to disappear? I love being bald

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

An end to dillusional bald men thinking they look like jason statham

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

More drains clogged with hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A society without baldness? Why would I want part of what makes me me to disappear? I love being bald "

I could save a fecking fortune on wigs though

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By *anrteeCouple
over a year ago

London

it doesn't say the hair would necessarily grow back on the head - society of apemen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it doesn't say the hair would necessarily grow back on the head - society of apemen??

Aw feck that them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An end to dillusional bald men thinking they look like jason statham "

And an end to Jason Statham thinking he's The Kinkybutler

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

If we had a society with no baldness, people would shave their heads, just to be different from the crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They haven't even slowed my hair loss down!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"A society without baldness? Why would I want part of what makes me me to disappear? I love being bald "

God only made a few beautiful heads, the rest he covered with hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious! Not proper chips though are they?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You supposed to rub them into your scalp or eat them??

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Hilarious! Not proper chips though are they?

Not at all, but always better than KFC chips

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

am i eating the chips... or washing my hair in the oil?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I always believed there was something different about McDonald's fries.

When you leave normal food under a car seat, it rots, decomposes or simply turns green.

Maccy D's fries dropped by by kids in my car some years ago were extracted many years later from under a seat looking as fresh and appetising as when they were freshly cooked.

Incredible but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always believed there was something different about McDonald's fries.

When you leave normal food under a car seat, it rots, decomposes or simply turns green.

Maccy D's fries dropped by by kids in my car some years ago were extracted many years later from under a seat looking as fresh and appetising as when they were freshly cooked.

Incredible but true."

Same with the bread buns

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