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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A thread for those eye-rolling moments when you see adults doing things that you think - WTF!?

For example: Instagram filters so it looks like you have bunny rabbit ears and whiskers!? JUST NO!!!

Grown adults wearing novelty daffodil hats when going to watch the rugby!? ARGGH!

What other things should we just leave to kids or bin altogether!?

(n.b. Hey, it’s just meant to be a fun thread, of course people are free to do what they want if they enjoy it! I know that!)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Tantrums and strops

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Writing in text speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tantrums and strops "

Well I have my fingers in my ears and I can’t hear you!!! La la la la la la la!

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

I agree, the main difference between an adult and a child when it comes to having fun, is that we can have more expensive fun... and naked too.

Cal

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People who say "Better out than in" when you fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say "Better out than in" when you fart "

Better an empty flat than a bad tennant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its when I hear women refer to themselves as a "princess" like when they are about to get married for example, seriously you are a fully grown 30 something year old woman, this is what parents call their infant daughters when their still little toddlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

I agree, the main difference between an adult and a child when it comes to having fun, is that we can have more expensive fun... and naked too.

Cal "

A keen imagination, pushing boundaries and being naughty. All essential for swinging. All ‘childish’ traits.

But better out than in. That’s just horrid and bad manners learnt with age.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"People who say "Better out than in" when you fart "

Or "pull my finger" to let one rip.

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

Stop it. You’re not taking this thread seriously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless "

That’s why I don’t wear them anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop it. You’re not taking this thread seriously lol

"

Ah, if we’re in serious mode then I must refer the honourable gentleman to the opening post!


" (n.b. Hey, it’s just meant to be a fun thread, of course people are free to do what they want if they enjoy it! I know that!) "

Surely a childish sense of fun includes the ability to laugh at oneself too, right?

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

It was a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless

That’s why I don’t wear them anymore "

Me neither - well I might put a pair on for the odd picture - iInstagram don’t do bulging boxers stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

100% agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

My boys said to me the other week ‘can you just be sensible please? Can we you just act like grown ups’ or something along those lines.... ok then boys when your here for the weekend and trying to do your own stupid experiments and not having a bedtime (well they do but not as early as when they are at home with their dad) you can stop all that and be in bed by 9 every night...yeah didn’t like that!

We’re not THAT immature as parents, we just don’t act like most parents!

Geeky x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

My boys said to me the other week ‘can you just be sensible please? Can we you just act like grown ups’ or something along those lines.... ok then boys when your here for the weekend and trying to do your own stupid experiments and not having a bedtime (well they do but not as early as when they are at home with their dad) you can stop all that and be in bed by 9 every night...yeah didn’t like that!

We’re not THAT immature as parents, we just don’t act like most parents!

Geeky x"

I don't have any kids of my own, but have been in relationships with ladies who have grandchildren. Part of the fun of babysitting is that you can bring out the inner child within yourself without remorse

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

I agree, the main difference between an adult and a child when it comes to having fun, is that we can have more expensive fun... and naked too.

Cal "

Love this - so true Fi xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

My boys said to me the other week ‘can you just be sensible please? Can we you just act like grown ups’ or something along those lines.... ok then boys when your here for the weekend and trying to do your own stupid experiments and not having a bedtime (well they do but not as early as when they are at home with their dad) you can stop all that and be in bed by 9 every night...yeah didn’t like that!

We’re not THAT immature as parents, we just don’t act like most parents!

Geeky x

I don't have any kids of my own, but have been in relationships with ladies who have grandchildren. Part of the fun of babysitting is that you can bring out the inner child within yourself without remorse "

My kids grandparents are as serious as they come (their step grandparents...not so much lol) when my son was run over late last year and I rushed to the hospital one of the first things I said to him was (I think it might have been a nerves thing and not to show him I was scared for him) ‘if you wanted to see me you didn’t have to jump in front of a car’ WELL his nan gave me the filthiest look (and not in a good way!) and said ‘I don’t think he jumped in front of it’ my eyes rolled...he saw the funny side in it so that was the main thing.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48! "

Take it you've never been up North, shorts its fucking freezing man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing onesies, just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless

That’s why I don’t wear them anymore

Me neither - well I might put a pair on for the odd picture - iInstagram don’t do bulging boxers stickers"

I think it's long past due a creative masterpiece from you actually Doc! C'mon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless

That’s why I don’t wear them anymore

Me neither - well I might put a pair on for the odd picture - iInstagram don’t do bulging boxers stickers

I think it's long past due a creative masterpiece from you actually Doc! C'mon! "

I have to be careful- one more pic that doesn’t follow the rules and I’m banned for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyelashes on cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting your knickers in a twist about things that really are trivial and harmless

That’s why I don’t wear them anymore

Me neither - well I might put a pair on for the odd picture - iInstagram don’t do bulging boxers stickers

I think it's long past due a creative masterpiece from you actually Doc! C'mon!

I have to be careful- one more pic that doesn’t follow the rules and I’m banned for life"

Ooerrr!! Okay, pretty good reason there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars "

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still get the Beano Annual every year for Christmas. I’m 44!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults dressing up at Halloween..jeeesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48! "

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I’ll throw this out there.

An adult having a children’s approach to fun and being silly I think that’s the best thing ever.

Worst for me are adults who have lost the sense of how to be totally stupid.

I think we lose our sense of self when we take life too seriously.

"

Totally agree!

I went to a huge adults/kids soft play centre (think total wipeout rather than ball pools) and, as usual, was the oldest taking part by at least 20 years!

Thought I was really cool until I got hit in the face by a giant plastic ball on a chain! Ouch!!!

For my own sake I should probably try to grow up a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general "

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker? "

Not even a "I cock" stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker?

Not even a "I cock" stickers "

Wowzas!... Stickers are condemned to room 101 then OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an overwhelming urge to spam OPs inbox with snapchats of every cat bunny ear filter I can take!!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Jeans and jean jackets having massive rips in them ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey we don't get a lot of time on this planet and a true saying is life flies by when you're enjoying yourself so I hope I never grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker?

Not even a "I cock" stickers

Wowzas!... Stickers are condemned to room 101 then OP! "

Except those fish stickers of course, the international symbol for Swingers. Or Christians. I always get confused!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got an overwhelming urge to spam OPs inbox with snapchats of every cat bunny ear filter I can take!! "

Y’know I’m warming to them now ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults in Crocs. There's no excuse.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Baby on board stickers ...what difference does that make xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker?

Not even a "I cock" stickers

Wowzas!... Stickers are condemned to room 101 then OP!

Except those fish stickers of course, the international symbol for Swingers. Or Christians. I always get confused! "

oh what a brilliant mix up that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyelashes on cars

Or flower stickers/or just silly car stickers in general

Not even a "I Mr D'arcy" sticker?

Not even a "I cock" stickers

Wowzas!... Stickers are condemned to room 101 then OP!

Except those fish stickers of course, the international symbol for Swingers. Or Christians. I always get confused! "

I should remove my Weird Fish sticker then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Males over 15 wearing caps when it’s not sunny. Total turn off for me. Chavtastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult colouring books.... Not gunna stop colouring though. I like that it's childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hate those twats who post stupid pictures. This is an adult sex site not a playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just hate those twats who post stupid pictures. This is an adult sex site not a playground "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be text speak for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's grown men still playing with skateboards or bmx bikes that are way too small.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Adults should leave behaving like children to the children. Likewise wearing baseball caps backwards.

I thoroughly dislike the phrase growing old is madatory, growing up is optional. It isn't, grow up already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting posts on the Forum designed to instigate rational and reasoned debate amongst adults only to have them repeatedly descend into childish farce and inanity.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48! "

I would expand that to anyone over the age of 12 caught wearing replica football shirts when on holiday abroad should have their passport confiscated.

Enforce that one in Benidorm and you would need a truck for the passports.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Surely anyone with more than 2 brain cells can be a mature adult when required AND be a bit childish when it's down time . It shouldn't have to be one or the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely anyone with more than 2 brain cells can be a mature adult when required AND be a bit childish when it's down time . It shouldn't have to be one or the other "

agreed, and there’s no suggestion to the contrary, indeed as per my opening post, the thread is just intended to be a bit of lighthearted fun not to be taken *too* seriously!

I’m finding it slightly ironic that the people taking the thread just a little too earnestly are the very people saying it’s ok to be childish at times, and like I said somewhere back there ^^, surely part of having a sense of childish fun is retaining the ability to laugh at ourselves and what we do!

Anyway, who fancies a middle-aged skateboard through Hyde Park with me? Anyone?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Surely anyone with more than 2 brain cells can be a mature adult when required AND be a bit childish when it's down time . It shouldn't have to be one or the other

agreed, and there’s no suggestion to the contrary, indeed as per my opening post, the thread is just intended to be a bit of lighthearted fun not to be taken *too* seriously!

I’m finding it slightly ironic that the people taking the thread just a little too earnestly are the very people saying it’s ok to be childish at times, and like I said somewhere back there ^^, surely part of having a sense of childish fun is retaining the ability to laugh at ourselves and what we do!

Anyway, who fancies a middle-aged skateboard through Hyde Park with me? Anyone? "

Sounds fair . And I'm a twat so I do self degradation well too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48!

I would expand that to anyone over the age of 12 caught wearing replica football shirts when on holiday abroad should have their passport confiscated.

Enforce that one in Benidorm and you would need a truck for the passports. "

Oh that gives me an idea for my next pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football shirts.

Leave the over priced football fancy dress outfits for the children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads about how adults should behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adults in Crocs. There's no excuse. "

Oooooh I was the same until I had to wear them for working in a cafe. Oh my god they were so comfy!! I still couldn’t bring myself to buy an actual pair for myself though but for work purposes they helped!

Geeky x

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Wearing full Football kits of your favourite team to the match, I’m talking replica shirt, shorts AND socks!

Great if you’re 8, less so if you’re 48!

I would expand that to anyone over the age of 12 caught wearing replica football shirts when on holiday abroad should have their passport confiscated.

Enforce that one in Benidorm and you would need a truck for the passports.

Oh that gives me an idea for my next pic "

Passport strapped to cock?

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