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By *ornwall-male OP   Man
over a year ago

newquay

tell us an interesting fact about you.

can be funny, serious, silly, rude etc but must be about you.

enjoy forumites

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i can speak mandarin chinese...

Handy if you want to take me out for a meal

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I invented Bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got married in front of 2000 zombies.....

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"i can speak mandarin chinese...

Handy if you want to take me out for a meal "

An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough

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By *ornwall-male OP   Man
over a year ago

newquay


"I invented Bees"

come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.

im claustrophibic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell us an interesting fact about you.

can be funny, serious, silly, rude etc but must be about you.

enjoy forumites "

Guess you had nothing to say about yourself, to start us off...

Mine, i'm not looking for a monotonous relationship...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked in 32 countries and visited 43 in total

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I invented Bees

come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.

im claustrophibic "

But it is true!

OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"i can speak mandarin chinese...

Handy if you want to take me out for a meal

An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough "

So few non chinese speak it that i have always been treated the same.Tho as i learnt in taiwan my accent is the equivalent of being scottish

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By *ornwall-male OP   Man
over a year ago

newquay


"I invented Bees

come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.

im claustrophibic

But it is true!

OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

ok ok stick with the bees funky i will allow it ha ha

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I invented Bees

come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.

im claustrophibic

But it is true!

OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok ok stick with the bees funky i will allow it ha ha "

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"i can speak mandarin chinese...

Handy if you want to take me out for a meal

An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough

So few non chinese speak it that i have always been treated the same.Tho as i learnt in taiwan my accent is the equivalent of being scottish "

ex was from Stockton on Tees, buut grew up in Manchester, fecked if i know what her chinese accent sounded like tto native speakers, i being a Yorkie had enough trouble understanding her English

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

once was asked out by Simon Callow in a Waterstones bookshop in Glasgow...a few years ago now...lol...I did say wtf...sorry but no...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've sang on stage with the Kings of Leon

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I was once in my own reebok commercial....

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By *ornwall-male OP   Man
over a year ago

newquay

i cant eat pizza! makes me instantly sick x

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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago

Tyne and Wear

I was the youngest ever competitor in the 'British Open Latin American Sequence Championships' in Blackpool and the youngest finalist in the same competition the following year. A feat that cannot be beaten as they no longer hold this event. I've also been on Come Dancing and met David Jacobs

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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago

Tyne and Wear

Also allergic to courgettes and marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol

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Oh dear...

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol

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haha - ssshhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol @ sic and bo peep! Im blaming my boobs entirely.. We went out for a drink and that was all.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

I was a magicians assistant and after a tragic incident with a rabbit was helped by Tommy Cooper

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Got my first computer almost 30 years for free by designing a computer game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the age of 32 I had a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if its interesting but I can't wear a watch if I put one on it stops within a week weird.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not sure if its interesting but I can't wear a watch if I put one on it stops within a week weird."

I have the same problem...I get them as presents...two maybe three days and the never work again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 13 I was the pianist for an all male gospel group. I travelled the country with them.

Social services would be involved nowadays...aah the age of innocence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been to a place where no "westerner" has ever been, oh and there is a statue to the work I have done in an Asian country, oh and I once met Bjork..............nope that's blown it, need to lay down now...........Bjork.......mmmmmmmmm.........mmmmmmmmm.......

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I was once chased along a railway track by a seal

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I was once chased along a railway track by a seal "

Chezza you cannot leave that there!!!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

sure I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sure I can "

check ya inbox chez

and had the seal come from?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"sure I can "

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting fact about me is - I am as boring as you expect!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I was inter_iewed as a guest on Sky Sports in the studio.... and their green room isn't all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met Kurt cobain and courtney love after a Nirvana concert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.

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By *ornwall-male OP   Man
over a year ago

newquay

sad i know but i have 4 chess boards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a birthmark on the bottom of my foot that my parents always told me meant i`d travel the world.

truth is ive barely travelled at all =/

maybe one day tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw my sister born on the front seat of a pink Vauxhall Cresta on a Singapore highway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i met Kurt cobain and courtney love after a Nirvana concert."


"I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.

"

Both of you have made me jealous.

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

I used to know frank bruno quite well when he was up and comming.Also went to a party with captain sensible and souisx sue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got his autograph too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith Harris (of Orville fame) once called me a cunt.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) once called me a cunt. "

Are you sure it wasn't Orville working him?

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

id like a woman to fuck me with a strap-on!

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

lol strange fact lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dropped on my head as a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my late teens I had a molar tooth grow through the roof of my mouth- it made for interesting oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got his autograph too.."

Now absolutely sick with envy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of what I say people don't believe, hence when the barmaids on the pub asks what I did last night I respond "I lay on a bed and three women took it in turns to sit on my face". To which she replies.... "usual?"

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

Fact

I've filled my foreskin up with white chocolate buttons before now on a couple of occasions... they melt with the warmth of my cock and they reappear as if like white chocolate spunk! lol

Fantasy

Finding the woman that wants to play inserting said white chocolate buttons and then suckle all that lovely melted chocolate from my cock... ummm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We got married in front of 2000 zombies....."
very cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once made love to a kitchen drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is shaped like a rocket.....ladies are usually over the moon to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sang a solo in Litchfeild cathedral

(before me voice broke ) xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I once sang a solo in Litchfeild cathedral

(before me voice broke ) xx"

I once copped off with a singer who was in there singing - our eyes met, and we went out to dinner and had a hot session - spooky, that place must have some ley lines that stoke sexuality or something - it wasn't you btw, he was a young visiting hunky American, who was singing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed."

Do you know anything about stripping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fact

I've filled my foreskin up with white chocolate buttons before now on a couple of occasions... they melt with the warmth of my cock and they reappear as if like white chocolate spunk! lol

Fantasy

Finding the woman that wants to play inserting said white chocolate buttons and then suckle all that lovely melted chocolate from my cock... ummm "

and the winner is........

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed."

You will now be getting chased by farmers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed.

Do you know anything about stripping?"

It pays well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears, unless I've got my earplugs in

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I once said “oh bondage up yours” in one burp.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "

Jo you are such a tease...lol...I am sure Diane Ross would not mine you saying her name out loud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed.

You will now be getting chased by farmers... "

Thats nothing new lol! Can we have your other pic please? I am not keen on this new one. Its confusing me as its not avatar friendly xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can chew tinfoil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can chew polystyrene WRAPPED in tin foil

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "

By 'super star' do you mean 'very famous person' or 'guy who made me cum like a train'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol

By 'super star' do you mean 'very famous person' or 'guy who made me cum like a train'?"
well yes and yes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its a claim to fame I used to hang with wink wink Mark Morrison (return of the mac) just before he got famous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I support two football teams Blackburn rovers and a paruvian football club for shear comical value deportivo wanka . Witch has lead to my nickname to mates as. d wanka , not that interesting but there you go

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Have met a few celebs, main ones were Paul and Linda McCartney,. even got their autographs

Devil

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If its a claim to fame I used to hang with wink wink Mark Morrison (return of the mac) just before he got famous."

Who?

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By *ong_legs2Couple
over a year ago

essex

i once performed at wembly arena on live tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can chew polystyrene WRAPPED in tin foil "
why would you wish too? I am sure it cant be good for the tummy . xx

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By *ong_legs2Couple
over a year ago

essex

oh and i can chew chewing gum with the wrapper still on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my tongue 360 degree, without taking it of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the best carrot cake ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can turn my tongue 360 degree, without taking it of my mouth "

I can do same with my teeth - but have to take them out of mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was part of the british olympics team in turin 2006

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hmmm i can lick my ear ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the most interesting threads on the forums for ages. Well done OP xxxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was a junior UK handwriting champion

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I was a junior UK handwriting champion "

And the wrist action still serves you well.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was a junior UK handwriting champion

And the wrist action still serves you well."

indeed.......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

In my school years I held a number of high jump records… a technique I still often use to get into bed.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was a junior UK handwriting champion

And the wrist action still serves you well.

indeed......."

so you are good at tiddelywinks as well?...well done you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like weekends

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I was a junior UK handwriting champion

And the wrist action still serves you well.

indeed.......

so you are good at tiddelywinks as well?...well done you..."

I have tiddleywanked many....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fell in love with an alien being, but our love fell victim to intergalatic racism (quote John Cooper Clarke)

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I've got double-jointed toes

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......"

now thats very cool, did he play the piano?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive played at Glastonbury - but i'll leave the definition of 'played' open to interpretation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......"

Tell me more tell me more... like does he have a car...

Seriously I think ones like Jane's should expand further with more of the juicy details...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......

now thats very cool, did he play the piano?"

No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won the Weakest Link a few years ago!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I once walked throught the Queens Hall in leeds naked dragging a sleeping bag and all my clothes behind me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......

now thats very cool, did he play the piano?

No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....

"

When did you meet Jools and how did you become friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once walked throught the Queens Hall in leeds naked dragging a sleeping bag and all my clothes behind me... "

did similar, opend the toilet door in a hotel walked in naked, door shut behind me, then realised i was in the hallway

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I appeared on Crimewatch. (It's okay, nobody recognised me)

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

any excuse you just love running around nakkid...

I did have another, was at a posh do, with work folk...I was in the shower and a girl, I had spoke to on the phone had come to meet me socially..., knocked on the door...I jump out the shower and ran towards the door... the lock did not work...and it swung open when she knocked... so there I am naked in front of her when the big boss his brother and there wives went by...I pulled her in think that they would not see...how wrong was I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be in a dance troupe who performed regularly on Belgian, Dutch and German television.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......

now thats very cool, did he play the piano?

No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....

When did you meet Jools and how did you become friends "

My husband worked for a well known Music Publication back when we met, so our guest list was quite interesting.

He knew Jools from the South London scene of the time, Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford are also close friends of his.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I once knocked someone spark out with a rollerskate.... and it was on my foot at the time.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

shared a pint with Kirk Brandon...who I hear you ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated. "

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume."

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim "

My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim

My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4."

God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim

My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4."

My neighbour used to be called Billy and his his chopped off the daft sod. He is now called Natalie.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"Also allergic to courgettes and marrow "

You should know to put a condom on them first...tut...tut.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim

My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4.

God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty...."

Isn't it odd how at that age no one ever questioned if anyone could really have a 10 foot cock.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.

I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.

I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim

My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4.

God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty....

Isn't it odd how at that age no one ever questioned if anyone could really have a 10 foot cock."

We took it as gospel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "

Harry Hill? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first back guy i saw (we lived in a little village and I didn't get out much)

Was Emile Ford the singer

My dad had put him up for the night when he was on tour and ge was sewing his trousers in our living room when I got up

I was about 8 years old and kid you not lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once set off Annie Lennox's intruder alarm

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By *unnymuncherMan
over a year ago

Carmel

My job involves working closely with well known international sportstars.... As boring as any other job apart from trying to shag their wives!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I can suck my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck my own nipples "

Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %*

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I can suck my own nipples "

I'd pay good money to see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck my own nipples "
I can too xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can suck my own nipples

Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* "
Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck my own nipples

Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit "

Oooooh lala..

Erstwhile ponderings induces the nervous tic..

Don`t be shy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sucking your nipples sound rather awesome and my thing is i can lick my elbow, dont know if thats anythin that exciting but owell lol

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I was dropped on my head as a child "

Explains a lot

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"I can suck my own nipples

Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit "

I've only got little nipples...but I've been able to suck them since I was 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sucking your nipples sound rather awesome and my thing is i can lick my elbow, dont know if thats anythin that exciting but owell lol "
just had a go its not easy , lol wow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?"

Yer Hagars lovechild ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not easy but it can be done check your mail

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

When I stand up I rarely turn to the left..

Now...your not going to beleive the next one, but as far as I know, its true..

I started the holding up of two fingers behind someones head 'thing' back in about 1973/4..if anyone can find photographic evidence of it being done previous to that I will lay the 'fact to rest' forever.

But I certainly never saw anyone else doing it..it was someone I did once to make someone look like they had horns..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?"

Only that you might be my twin that I don't know about

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By *west2sumCouple
over a year ago

skipton


"I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.

"

My Dad & I jammed on stage with his Son Russ, just two years ago in BB Kings in New York!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I can't eat fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I stand up I rarely turn to the left..

Now...your not going to beleive the next one, but as far as I know, its true..

I started the holding up of two fingers behind someones head 'thing' back in about 1973/4..if anyone can find photographic evidence of it being done previous to that I will lay the 'fact to rest' forever.

But I certainly never saw anyone else doing it..it was someone I did once to make someone look like they had horns.."

Now that’s a tremendously interesting fact!!!!

I've got to say, reading that, has truly made my night,,,, in fact I'm going to be smiling about it all weekend,,,, and I for one, shall be so happy to regard you as the on true inventor of the behind the head funny bunny ears, finger gag……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stripped on stage in a huge nightclub infront of thousands of people!!

Ah to be sweet 18 again!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I have sung at La Scala Opera House, in Milan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have been a twin, but it didn't work out that way..... she passed away at 3 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a bright orange moped.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have OCD "

No- you have OSCD :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have OCD "

Orange Colored Dead fashionable flip flops xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have OCD

No- you have OSCD :o)"
I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never bought Jasper Carrots record "Funky Moped" even though the B side was a rude piss take of the kids tv show the Magic Roundabout……. Boinggggggg

and I have OCD too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck my own nipples "

Until i was 9 years old i could lick my own cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have OCD

No- you have OSCD :o)I do? "

Obsessive Shoe Collecting Disorder..... SNAP!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have OCD

No- you have OSCD :o)I do?

Obsessive Shoe Collecting Disorder..... SNAP! "
oh yes i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have OCD

No- you have OSCD :o)I do?

Obsessive Shoe Collecting Disorder..... SNAP! oh yes i do "

I know lovey......as do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,, "

Bloody buses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my grandmother was angry to me, to say that I was weird she used to say "I was given birth from the ass hole".. do u think is there anything wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if this is closed as to big I hope we get 2nd as been a good post. Loved reading this today .

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,, "

Bloody Alien Abductors....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,

Bloody Alien Abductors...."
wonder if they probed him?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,

Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him? "

He wished.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,

Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him? "

Et probe home xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,

Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him?

Et probe home xx "
No he was better at fingering apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?

Only that you might be my twin that I don't know about "

Might be your older sister.... Hmm wiz yer dad called Bill?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do it"
show off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do itshow off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck! "

Aaaahhhh- THAT'S why my neck hurts!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do itshow off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck! "

You have really got try hard. Push your tits up as far as you can then kind of squash them together and then tilt your nipples upwards

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do itshow off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck!

You have really got try hard. Push your tits up as far as you can then kind of squash them together and then tilt your nipples upwards"
No i would be worried what was gonna happen to me from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying back from hOliday with my kids thus year, Bruce Duckinson ( lead singer of Iron Maiden) was our pilot. As a big Nauden fan, I asked if Zi could go up, the answer was no, but.

When it landed I got to meet him. My son talked abit it in school next day, his mates were well sick, especially when he showed him the signed top etc. I was more if a kid then my own sonx

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I got blind d*unk with Dennis Waterman in a hotel bar in Lyndhurst. Back in days of Minder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met Edward Davenport (aka Fraud Lord lol) at a party at his posh gaff in Portland Place a few years ago.... It'll be a few years before he throws another ....7 years I believe

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I want to be 174

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on stage with Linkin Park!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

And 175 xx

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

I have sung on stage with Glen Tilbrook of Squeeze fame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be 174"

I'd love to be 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mare barged my mum over while she was taking her to her field smack bang in front of Chris de burg.

All he said while picking her up off the road was" you should of had a ridding hat on while riding" What an earth?! She didnt have any tack on so how did he come to that?

Only MY mum could manag to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I donated one of my kidneys X

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