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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things you packing? Cannot include a means of escape (I.e. boat, plane etc) for all you clever clogs out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best answer wins a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog sharp knife

Fire stick

Mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or are we being funny?

Erm, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A capable man, a sharp knife and a lighter.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Three men. One handsome one,one an expert at survival and one to fall in love with.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ok I killed that so I'll change my mind.

A box of tampons,diarrhoea tablets and a spade to dig my grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il take your clothes

Your boots and your motorcycle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Il take your clothes

Your boots and your motorcycle"

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok 3 things

Matches

Machete

And a guide to get off the island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bog sharp knife

Fire stick

Mirror"

What use is a firestick without a telly?

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Two men and plenty lube...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

3 things ?

A shipping container full of clothes and furniture.( to live in when it's empty )

A shipping container loaded with food, drink and water.

A shipping container full of people with mobile phones and mates with boats and planes.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Bear Grylls, sun lotion, and a hammock I can laze about in while Bear builds a luxury shelter from twigs and hunts/forages for food and firewood

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bear Grylls, sun lotion, and a hammock I can laze about in while Bear builds a luxury shelter from twigs and hunts/forages for food and firewood

Think you get the prize!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

My survival knife..(like the 1 in crocodile Dundee

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My survive tin with all its contence.

My camping ruksak with all its contence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bear grylls and the motorcycle my favourite answers so far haha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Bog sharp knife

Fire stick

Mirror

What use is a firestick without a telly?"

A fire stick is what you start fires with in the wilderness, have you never watched Bear Grilles

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Bog sharp knife

Fire stick

Mirror

What use is a firestick without a telly?

A fire stick is what you start fires with in the wilderness, have you never watched Bear Grilles

Beg pardon Grylls, my phone didn’t like that name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perpetual motion engine.

A Swiss army pen knife.

A commercial sized roll of sticky back plastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I killed that so I'll change my mind.

A box of tampons,diarrhoea tablets and a spade to dig my grave."

You're optimistic of survival then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My survival knife..(like the 1 in crocodile Dundee

)

My survive tin with all its contence.

My camping ruksak with all its contence.

Thats not a knife

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

A big book of crosswords puzzles.

Suntan london.

My ex so he can build my shelter and do all the hunter gathering malarki whilst i lay back and sunbathe.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"A big book of crosswords puzzles.

Suntan london. Lotion not london bloody predictive text

My ex so he can build my shelter and do all the hunter gathering malarki whilst i lay back and sunbathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror

Knife

Kevin Hart

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My survival knife..(like the 1 in crocodile Dundee

)

My survive tin with all its contence.

My camping ruksak with all its contence.

Thats not a knife"

O yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things you packing? Cannot include a means of escape (I.e. boat, plane etc) for all you clever clogs out there "

A very large barrel of rum, two glasses. One for me and the other for who ever wants to join me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goat..for milk, eventually meat and clothing

Another goat..as above but also, well y'know..in case the 1st one isnt interested in a bit of t'other

And..adidas trainers..for chasing said animals in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sharp knife, a magnifying glass and a pallet of Gaffer tape.

You can do anything with Gaffer tape or is that cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internet

A lady friend

Endless supply of chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sharp knife, a magnifying glass and a pallet of Gaffer tape.

You can do anything with Gaffer tape or is that cheating

Ooh yes you could gaffa tape up the pallet as a raft then . Good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot man so can have sex when bored

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ok I killed that so I'll change my mind.

A box of tampons,diarrhoea tablets and a spade to dig my grave.

You're optimistic of survival then

I'm a half glass is empty kind of girl me

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Hot man so can have sex when bored

You can have 3 things apparently.

Maybe 2 more hot men for when you have exhausted the first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre fabricated luxury tree house

Good solar powered internet connection

Amazon drone delivery pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo 100.

A Dummies Guide to Surviving on a Desert Island.

Shark repellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paddle board (not for escape, I can't make it that far

just for fun and fishing)

Some rope

A plastic sheet

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

A herd of chickens

Tea bags

Lord of the rings book (can’t see me ever having the time to read the fecking thing, but if I was to be stuck on a desert island I could read a few pages while I waited for the chicken to cook......)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot man so can have sex when bored

You can have 3 things apparently.

Maybe 2 more hot men for when you have exhausted the first?

Very good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mascara, moisturiser and a good book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot man so can have sex when bored

You can have 3 things apparently.

Maybe 2 more hot men for when you have exhausted the first?

Very good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnifying glass

A machete

Fishing equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifetime supply of gin

Lifetime supply of fags

Vibrator and lifetime supply of batteries...let’s face it I can have four because i’d bed dead in under a month!

Geeky x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oreo 100.

A Dummies Guide to Surviving on a Desert Island.

Shark repellent. "

I hate hoovering too .......

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Huge sheet of acid

Hundredweight of hash

Somebody freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things you packing? Cannot include a means of escape (I.e. boat, plane etc) for all you clever clogs out there "
thermals a lighter and a pillow

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Suntan lotion

Lip gloss

Blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunblock

Gin

Ant Middleton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 car doors for me

if it gets too hot I can roll down the windows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oreo 100.

A Dummies Guide to Surviving on a Desert Island.

Shark repellent. "

Why you taking me haha

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I would take a car door.

So............

If it got too hot,

Then I could simply open the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun cream,

Unlimited gaffa tape

Any gentleman who would like to keep me satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mattress a guy and the karma sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A machete

A length of cord

Gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuck on a deserted island, what 3 things you packing? Cannot include a means of escape (I.e. boat, plane etc) for all you clever clogs out there "

- A fishing net.

- A Knife.

- Flint.

Boring maybe, but I'd like to survive.. to make it back to Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huge sheet of acid

Hundredweight of hash

Somebody freaky"

I think we've got a winner here.. he may not live long, but he'll be happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sun cream,

Unlimited gaffa tape

Any gentleman who would like to keep me satisfied

What's the gaffa tape for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun cream,

Unlimited gaffa tape

Any gentleman who would like to keep me satisfied

What's the gaffa tape for

Come along and youll find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sun cream,

Unlimited gaffa tape

Any gentleman who would like to keep me satisfied

What's the gaffa tape for

Come along and youll find out

Haha you'll need to double the sun cream then I burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portable dvd player

Porn dvds

Vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plastic sheet

A sheet of stainless steel

Proshield creme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i win the prize yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three men. One handsome one,one an expert at survival and one to fall in love with."

The survivalist will kill the other two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my ex wifes...... and a shotgun

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By *akingTheClungeMan
over a year ago

Havant

Marijuana, Mary Jane and a merry load of spidey senses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oreo 100.

A Dummies Guide to Surviving on a Desert Island.

Shark repellent.

Why you taking me haha"

Someone has to do the hunting and skinning. I'd reward you for it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My man

Rifle

Bowie knife

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