FabSwingers.com forum: THINGS TO NOT PUT ON YOUR PROFILE

By *ustfunandgames OP Man
over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun

Smelly cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than one sentence starting with the block capitals " I DONT "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men: any sort of keyword in the message title when a lady writes to you to prove they’ve read your profile, otherwise you’ll immediately bin the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney "

I got a version of Sydney though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'single male'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for: Men................and then proceed to block all men from messaging you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden fecking words that must be put in title.. .wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like licking glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can travel but might be late sometimes as the chain keeps coming off my pushbike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like licking glass "

Can you come and clean my windows?

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By *ustfunandgames OP Man
over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun

"I like licking glass "

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Sydney

I got a version of Sydney though.

Yours is the acceptable version!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Can accommodate if you can get the 16 cats off the bed...

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.

(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)

Just not necessary

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By *ustfunandgames OP Man
over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun

"Can accommodate if you can get the 16 cats off the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looking for: Men................and then proceed to block all men from messaging you."

Sometimes you have to do that though otherwise you'll get bombarded with mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney

I got a version of Sydney though.

Yours is the acceptable version!"

Phew. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.

(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)

Just not necessary"

Agreed... Got sent a pic once by a guy of a good friend of mine taking it up the arse. She didn't even know he had taken the pic and was absolutely furious when she found out.

Don't really see the need to post/send pics of sexploits anyway... What???!!! You've had sex before??? Thought we were all virgins on here....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nawty and fun......'fun guy looking for fun' aaaaargh!!!

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

No blacks or asians

Even if it's not your preference ,putting that makes you look a fuxking racist twat.

Best to put nothing and just not reply

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Playfullsam..it's guaranteed to get you no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for dating or a relationship.

Neither am I but I sometimes interpret this as meaning they are looking for a fuck and run meet. Guys who think they can just whip their cock out with no preamble can jog on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky" coupled with only 1 social meet in 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight" men displaying versifications that suggest otherwise.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We're all here for the same thing. (Hints at cluelessmess)

Anything along the lines of

A gentleman on the street, a beast between the sheets'. (Expect your social to not reveal the depths of criminality that could transpire).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For men or couples all the above, for women, just the word woman, and maybe a planet of origin you will get messages...

For an example of exactly what not to put, read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nawty and fun......'fun guy looking for fun' aaaaargh!!!

The true sign of an ex butlins entertainment's officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an axe murderer

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm an axe murderer "

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wedding dress is gathering cobwebs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer "

That's not gonna put many blokes off. They'd take a chance with someone as good looking as you. Even if you were an axe murder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wedding dress is gathering cobwebs. "

Bit Miss Haversham, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/18 14:47:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.

(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)

Just not necessary"

It definitely is someone's daughter

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

East Wing

HMP Bristol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"East Wing

HMP Bristol"

B wing HMP PENTONVILLE can’t travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.

(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)

Just not necessary"

Yep this. Hate to see loads of action shots with different women. I found out a guy was using mine a while back! Cheeky git !

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

can i bring my mum,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney

I got a version of Sydney though.

Sydney University feature in mine, though not in the way you may imagine

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"can i bring my mum,"

Hell yes if she's a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No blacks or asians

Even if it's not your preference ,putting that makes you look a fuxking racist twat.

Best to put nothing and just not reply "

I'd agree... in the same vein.. I don't like the opposite much either

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By *irtywildsideMan
over a year ago

Barry

Fill in later

anythin u wanna kno jus ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later

anythin u wanna kno jus ask"

Hell yes.. I ignore those profiles.. if you can't be arsed to make an effort, you won't get my effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe

Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!

Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe

Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!

Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!

I've left the country... you will never find me

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

"Sydney

I got a version of Sydney though.

Sydney University feature in mine, though not in the way you may imagine

Yes I put a version of the Sydney thing on mine too, just to show my contempt for those thick enough to think it has any legal validity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been banging my tv all night and I still can’t turn it on.... help needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe

Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!

Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!

I've left the country... you will never find me

Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an axe murderer

I'd still meet you, you're stunning

She has a stunning body. But that's only 90% ... need to see face before I can comment on her fully, oh and just for the record.. I would avoid if she actually had an axe

Lol you lot are rubbish...i meant if a bloke put that!

Mind you I'm pretty nifty with an axe, so behave yourselves!

I've left the country... you will never find me

Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide...

Shhhhhh you! Your gonna get me found and then axed to death

Stealth mode not working.... need to fly high and fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photo of your bum hole! There’s nothing endearing about a profile photo of a chocolate starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sid's university has a tracker online, you can run but you can't hide...

Shhhhhh you! Your gonna get me found and then axed to death

Stealth mode not working.... need to fly high and fast!"

You will be OK, Littlebeaver is just a crap guitar player buy some earplugs and she is delightful

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Single men - pics of your cock in various orifices of various people.

(Honestly how do you know thats not someones sister/mother/cousin/ neighbour?)

Just not necessary

It definitely is someone's daughter"

Well yes but i meant somebody on here

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"A photo of your bum hole! There’s nothing endearing about a profile photo of a chocolate starfish "

I found a pic of a bum hole stretched open with a surgical speculum... could see what he had had for breakfast you could... gross

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