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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford

Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit cooking. It’s vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Napalm in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon I mean c'mon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of B O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O "
bacon only yes I know its horriblous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O bacon only yes I know its horriblous "

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Napalm in the morning."

You a Vietnam veteran?

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O "

I agree jo but kippers are worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O "
Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Rabbit cooking. It’s vile."

Are you a bunny boiler

Only joking x

I’ve never eaten rabbit I don’t really think I want too

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO "

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now "

Jolly good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Napalm in the morning.

You a Vietnam veteran?"

Only in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now "
BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The farmers field near me has a humongous pile of human faeces ready to be spread. It's currently covered in sheeting but the stench turns my stomach.

So poo for me is the worst smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried food

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go "

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The farmers field near me has a humongous pile of human faeces ready to be spread. It's currently covered in sheeting but the stench turns my stomach.

So poo for me is the worst smell. "

That sounds bad

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"Rabbit cooking. It’s vile."

Never seen a rabbit cook, they're clever.

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Fried food "

What all fried food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t "

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Rabbit cooking. It’s vile.

Never seen a rabbit cook, they're clever."

Boom tish

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers "
I would rather not lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers I would rather not lol"
yea but you did didn't you c'mon admit it

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers I would rather not lolyea but you did didn't you c'mon admit it "

You got me

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out "

That is rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The heady scent of desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers I would rather not lolyea but you did didn't you c'mon admit it

You got me "
knew it so I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A freshly showered slightly perfumed women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank "

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freshly showered slightly perfumed women."
you just haven't got the gist of this have you !!

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers I would rather not lolyea but you did didn't you c'mon admit it

You got me knew it so I win "

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Cooked cheese "

I’m not having that cheese on toast is heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers I would rather not lolyea but you did didn't you c'mon admit it

You got me knew it so I win

"
I won everyone thanks

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

"

And did he?

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"A freshly showered slightly perfumed women.you just haven't got the gist of this have you !! "

Maybe he bats for the other team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint "
its your hubby ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

And did he?"

Nope he continued to smell badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

And did he?

Nope he continued to smell badly "

He disappeared though ....probably to make someone else smell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo... Human and animal

Rotting fish

. .omg I feel sick just thinking about those smells ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freshly showered slightly perfumed women.you just haven't got the gist of this have you !!

Maybe he bats for the other team "

Or being ironic, lighten up people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooked cheese

I’m not having that cheese on toast is heaven "

My hell. I walked into the kitchen at work 20 years ago whilst a mate was cooking cheese on toast and I vomited there and then. I struggle to cook my children pizza if they want that for tea. But strangely I love cheese, I just can’t eat it warmed up. ( or smell it)

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

And did he?

Nope he continued to smell badly

He disappeared though ....probably to make someone else smell him "

At least you tried jo lol I wouldn’t have been so diplomatic

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"A freshly showered slightly perfumed women.you just haven't got the gist of this have you !!

Maybe he bats for the other team

Or being ironic, lighten up people. "

No offence mate it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of B O Even worse is someone with BO who thinks its a good idea just too spray deodorant over the BO

That’s my old house mate he’s been kicked out now BO and Lynx Peace just does not go

The Lynx wears off the BO doesn’t

I used to know someone exactly like that and in his car with the windows up and heater on

Had to get out

That is rank

It was

Even bought him shower gel as a hint

And did he?

Nope he continued to smell badly

He disappeared though ....probably to make someone else smell him

At least you tried jo lol I wouldn’t have been so diplomatic "

Thing is he might not of realised himself and he just needed some guidance ...even though it was so bad

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Poo... Human and animal

Rotting fish

. .omg I feel sick just thinking about those smells .."

Rotting fish that stinks

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Death "

It is quite unique.....

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Death

It is quite unique....."

Pretty niche I’d say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freshly showered slightly perfumed women.you just haven't got the gist of this have you !!

Maybe he bats for the other team

Or being ironic, lighten up people.

No offence mate it was a joke "

I know, so was my original post.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Dead decomposing bodies.

Nothing prepares you for entering a sealed property where someone has layed dead for a period of time usually puts me off eating for a day or two.

Also going into a house owned by an extreme horder.

Also not nice.

I unfortunately have to enter lots of properties with people who have severe mental health issues and going into a room with two large buckets one full of piss one full of piss and shit,bags of rotting food plus they have been smoking .

Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elderly folks nappies. Dont ask. Just hold nose and nod in agreement

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Dead decomposing bodies.

Nothing prepares you for entering a sealed property where someone has layed dead for a period of time usually puts me off eating for a day or two.

Also going into a house owned by an extreme horder.

Also not nice.

I unfortunately have to enter lots of properties with people who have severe mental health issues and going into a room with two large buckets one full of piss one full of piss and shit,bags of rotting food plus they have been smoking .

Yuk!"

The winner right there

Kippers in comparison just doesn’t compare

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Dead decomposing bodies.

Nothing prepares you for entering a sealed property where someone has layed dead for a period of time usually puts me off eating for a day or two.

Also going into a house owned by an extreme horder.

Also not nice.

I unfortunately have to enter lots of properties with people who have severe mental health issues and going into a room with two large buckets one full of piss one full of piss and shit,bags of rotting food plus they have been smoking .

Yuk!"

This!

We must do a similar job! Also necrotic pressure wounds and leg ulcers or gangrenous toes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit makes me wretch, every single time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dead decomposing bodies.

Nothing prepares you for entering a sealed property where someone has layed dead for a period of time usually puts me off eating for a day or two.

Also going into a house owned by an extreme horder.

Also not nice.

I unfortunately have to enter lots of properties with people who have severe mental health issues and going into a room with two large buckets one full of piss one full of piss and shit,bags of rotting food plus they have been smoking .

Yuk!"

My dad was an ambulance man and once he and the police were called to a house of oap who hadn't been heard from for a few weeks. They forced entry to be met with a smell of roast pork and death...the poor chap had died in his chair while in front of his electric fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale sweat or BO or when someone stinks of their dogs .... Someone in my office does all 3 of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. I can’t stand the smell of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple
over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

Has to be cat sh*t, especially indoors . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on a farm. I will say no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you imagine a man with BO and smelly feet who had just crapped himself frying kippers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pissy public mens toilets . ( Not that i hang round them or anything )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more."

No need to say more ... 101 different smells going on there, and none are good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more.

No need to say more ... 101 different smells going on there, and none are good lol "

So true...yesterday i was cleaning my pig sheds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dried fish being fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more."

Still better than BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more.

Still better than BO "

Bo is looking after my sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melena, I can handle any smell but that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about a pig with BO . now that would not be good

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"pissy public mens toilets . ( Not that i hang round them or anything ) "

That's one of my most hated smells

The smell of a huge lump of plaque that came out of someone's mouth was the worst ever - I nearly fainted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave."

I’m with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery....all the celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fishy fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TCP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silage, get it all the time with all the fields and farms that are around. Worse when you're in the car with the window open and it gets inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celery....all the celery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more.

Still better than BO "

I would agree

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Death "

Yeah this... truly awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death

Yeah this... truly awful."

Yep. The houses that I've worked in that have had a dead rat under the floor somewhere have reeked of it for ages afterwards... A truly rank whiff

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Dog farts "

They are bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impulse ain't great

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one "

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Death

Yeah this... truly awful.

Yep. The houses that I've worked in that have had a dead rat under the floor somewhere have reeked of it for ages afterwards... A truly rank whiff "

Rodents rotting is pretty disgusting but human death is a smell that I will never forget.

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"pissy public mens toilets . ( Not that i hang round them or anything )

That's one of my most hated smells

The smell of a huge lump of plaque that came out of someone's mouth was the worst ever - I nearly fainted! "

That is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The air around here when the farmer next door has just sprayed his fields with Slurry.

It stinks and stays up your nose

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Coffee. I can’t stand the smell of coffee "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie "

No kisses for you for a good 24 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death

Yeah this... truly awful.

Yep. The houses that I've worked in that have had a dead rat under the floor somewhere have reeked of it for ages afterwards... A truly rank whiff

Rodents rotting is pretty disgusting but human death is a smell that I will never forget. "

Eurgh... I think I have that memory locked tight away and its gonna stay that way

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Puke "

Don’t like that

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Stale sweat or BO or when someone stinks of their dogs .... Someone in my office does all 3 of these "

Have you not said anything?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"pissy public mens toilets . ( Not that i hang round them or anything )

That's one of my most hated smells

The smell of a huge lump of plaque that came out of someone's mouth was the worst ever - I nearly fainted!

That is disgusting "

Truly, utterly disgusting.

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie

No kisses for you for a good 24 hrs "

Tomorrow can’t come fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 years ago I encountered a vagina and I can still smell.. never again never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie

No kisses for you for a good 24 hrs

Tomorrow can’t come fast enough "

Charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?"

The smell of a defrosted dead rat that the python decided not to eat so left on the heat mat overnight....

MrsK

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over a year ago


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?

The smell of a defrosted dead rat that the python decided not to eat so left on the heat mat overnight....

MrsK "

You have a python?

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?

The smell of a defrosted dead rat that the python decided not to eat so left on the heat mat overnight....

MrsK "

That’s got to smell I’m surprised the python didn’t move out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?

The smell of a defrosted dead rat that the python decided not to eat so left on the heat mat overnight....

MrsK

That’s got to smell I’m surprised the python didn’t move out "

Honestly worst smell ever!

Then when you multiply this by at least 5 that didn’t eat...and I think you possibly have hell on Earth?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?

The smell of a defrosted dead rat that the python decided not to eat so left on the heat mat overnight....

MrsK

You have a python? "

Had several...a whole shop of them in fact

Personally only have an Amazon green tree python now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie "

I had an M&M milkshake recently and it was revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokes, cigs, fags, durries, cancer sticks...

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I have a guy that works for me that has the worst bad breath. It actually smells like he’s been eating rotting carcasses. I’m worried that when he’s taking to me I’m going to throw up. It really is that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The couple at the next table to us at Friday nights social. They stank the whole bar out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag "

kills more passion than it does vampires!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale urine

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag "

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dead body in the flat next to mine not long after id moved in..i even had the council out checking the drains before they found the poor fellow...3 weeks of a nightmarish smell..never to be forgotten!

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"a dead body in the flat next to mine not long after id moved in..i even had the council out checking the drains before they found the poor fellow...3 weeks of a nightmarish smell..never to be forgotten!"

Blimey not good

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"I have a guy that works for me that has the worst bad breath. It actually smells like he’s been eating rotting carcasses. I’m worried that when he’s taking to me I’m going to throw up. It really is that bad. "

Tell him

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out..... "

Why would someone do that I have no garlic for at least a week before a date

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"The farmers field near me has a humongous pile of human faeces ready to be spread. It's currently covered in sheeting but the stench turns my stomach.

So poo for me is the worst smell. "

Is that even legal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad personal body hygiene is just the worst for me, I know that encapsulates lots of things but it's all important to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale alcohol on someone’s breath,Vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Peanut Butter. The smell makes me heave.

I’m with you on that one

No way I’ve just had a peanut butter smoothie

I had an M&M milkshake recently and it was revolting."

I made my own plain protein powder 1 heap table spoon of linwoods Q10 powder Big spoonful of smooth peanut butter quarter of a pint of milk and shake the fuck out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

Why would someone do that I have no garlic for at least a week before a date "

Good man! I've always warned potential meets how much I hate it. Luckily most are acommodating and refrain from eating it for a few days beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell of - yuck !!

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Chloroform!"

Plenty of experience in this act have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out..... "

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Lingfield

The stench from the shop Lush, it smells like rotting flesh to me, it makes me heave. When I’m out shopping I try to plan a route that avoids it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that "

I luuuurve garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform!

Plenty of experience in this act have you "

I can’t remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that

I luuuurve garlic"

Scratching you off my ' to do' list

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Tequila "

I’m not a fan also the aniseed one can’t remember the name you can still taste it like 2 days later when you burp

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"Chloroform!

Plenty of experience in this act have you

I can’t remember! "

haha

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The stench from the shop Lush, it smells like rotting flesh to me, it makes me heave. When I’m out shopping I try to plan a route that avoids it. "

As my old man used to say it smells like a whore handbag

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By *icky-disco OP   Man
over a year ago

oxford


"The stench from the shop Lush, it smells like rotting flesh to me, it makes me heave. When I’m out shopping I try to plan a route that avoids it.

As my old man used to say it smells like a whore handbag "

Whores

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Death "

I'm with you on this one,the smell of rotting flesh is vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell of cigarettes and on people's clothes when they pass me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that

I luuuurve garlic

Scratching you off my ' to do' list "

Well... I was honoured to be on someone's "To do list" You know.. I don't usually eat a garlic butty before a meet you know, unless she's particularly goth looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tequila

I’m not a fan also the aniseed one can’t remember the name you can still taste it like 2 days later when you burp "

Yup.. yup... erm.. forgotten the name too.. if you end up being sick on it.. it's a never again drink lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Smelling salts(not a bad smell, but wow) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that

I luuuurve garlic

Scratching you off my ' to do' list

Well... I was honoured to be on someone's "To do list" You know.. I don't usually eat a garlic butty before a meet you know, unless she's particularly goth looking "

*puts name back on*

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Stale B O

Why, just why ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who has eaten garlic. It literally can make me gag

I had a POF date with someone who looked quite like George Clooney and smelled like he had a garlic sandwich before coming out.....

I would be mortified. I'd have to cut the date short, if someone smelt like that

I luuuurve garlic

Scratching you off my ' to do' list

Well... I was honoured to be on someone's "To do list" You know.. I don't usually eat a garlic butty before a meet you know, unless she's particularly goth looking

*puts name back on* "

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Cadaverine with hints of putrescine and skatole.

A close second is the odour following removal of a retained tampon.

Doctor Delerium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a farm. I will say no more.

Still better than BO

Bo is looking after my sheep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stale B O

Why, just why ?!"

Any B O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has got to be 25 years ago was staying with a mate and his parents in Hamilton for a weekend, anyway me and my mate went out for a session on a Saturday night with his pals and got let’s say extremely d*unk anyway I can only describe what I thought was hell going up my nostrils the next morning at 5-30am his old man was downstairs frying smoked kippers for his breakfast man I can still smell them now so what smell do you hate?"

Cat poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even foxes pooo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cadaverine with hints of putrescine and skatole.

A close second is the odour following removal of a retained tampon.

Doctor Delerium"

I take your removed tampon and raise you ..

the putrid smell of Maelena (bloody poo)

Or a delightful Cdiff infection

A necrotic diabetic foot ulcer

Coffee ground vomit or the worse one

A long term putrid UTI in a blocked catheter.

Just some of the dreadful and horrendous smells I encounter at work on a frequent basis.

(I’m a nurse if you hadn’t guessed)

Failing that in every day life the smell of cooking steak (I’m veggie) it makes me heave

Or Gone off milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We mummified a fish for a science experiment at school last year. Gagged for weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead badger between the juice rail and running rail slowly cooking on the railway nothing has came close to that for me so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning hangover breath

Bum

Dog fart

Fox poo - no mistaking the smell of that if a dog ever rolls in it

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"I have a guy that works for me that has the worst bad breath. It actually smells like he’s been eating rotting carcasses. I’m worried that when he’s taking to me I’m going to throw up. It really is that bad.

Tell him"

I have. Everyone has. He thinks we’re just ‘having a laugh’. I even took him to one side to tell him that I was being serious and that it really was a problem. His answer was “nah, my girlfriend would say something, you’re all just having a laugh”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein farts in a gym

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Burnt human flesh, once sniffed, never forgotten.

The only smell that really makes me gag is that of smokers.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cadaverine with hints of putrescine and skatole.

A close second is the odour following removal of a retained tampon.

Doctor Delerium

I take your removed tampon and raise you ..

the putrid smell of Maelena (bloody poo)

Or a delightful Cdiff infection

A necrotic diabetic foot ulcer

Coffee ground vomit or the worse one

A long term putrid UTI in a blocked catheter.

Just some of the dreadful and horrendous smells I encounter at work on a frequent basis.

(I’m a nurse if you hadn’t guessed)

Failing that in every day life the smell of cooking steak (I’m veggie) it makes me heave

Or Gone off milk. "

Nah, pseudomonas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cadaverine with hints of putrescine and skatole.

A close second is the odour following removal of a retained tampon.

Doctor Delerium

I take your removed tampon and raise you ..

the putrid smell of Maelena (bloody poo)

Or a delightful Cdiff infection

A necrotic diabetic foot ulcer

Coffee ground vomit or the worse one

A long term putrid UTI in a blocked catheter.

Just some of the dreadful and horrendous smells I encounter at work on a frequent basis.

(I’m a nurse if you hadn’t guessed)

Failing that in every day life the smell of cooking steak (I’m veggie) it makes me heave

Or Gone off milk.

Nah, pseudomonas. "

Can’t say I’ve ever smelt it in a wound. I’ve worked with CF patients who have it in their sputum though but that doesn’t smell.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Rabbit cooking. It’s vile."

Awful..

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon


"Rabbit cooking. It’s vile.

Are you a bunny boiler

Only joking x

I’ve never eaten rabbit I don’t really think I want too "

Had Rabbit once in France...

More bones than meat!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cadaverine with hints of putrescine and skatole.

A close second is the odour following removal of a retained tampon.

Doctor Delerium

I take your removed tampon and raise you ..

the putrid smell of Maelena (bloody poo)

Or a delightful Cdiff infection

A necrotic diabetic foot ulcer

Coffee ground vomit or the worse one

A long term putrid UTI in a blocked catheter.

Just some of the dreadful and horrendous smells I encounter at work on a frequent basis.

(I’m a nurse if you hadn’t guessed)

Failing that in every day life the smell of cooking steak (I’m veggie) it makes me heave

Or Gone off milk.

Nah, pseudomonas.

Can’t say I’ve ever smelt it in a wound. I’ve worked with CF patients who have it in their sputum though but that doesn’t smell.

"

I worked on a burns unit in the 90’s and we used to smell it a few times, the green colour and the smell was awful.

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By *eizahTV/TS
over a year ago

Buckingham

Raise you, Burnt Hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotting cabbage

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Desperation and bull shit

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Rotting cabbage "

Gawd, I’d forgotten that one. Rotting sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone at my high school put a squid in someones locker as a prank.. however the person whos locker it was never checked it before easter holidays..

It spent nearly a month festering in there till we came back to school. I cant go near fresh fish counters anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The farmers field near me has a humongous pile of human faeces ready to be spread. It's currently covered in sheeting but the stench turns my stomach.

So poo for me is the worst smell. "

Very much doubt it's "a pile of human".

Only human waste allowed in the UK is treated (pasturised) sludge, which comes in tankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some which I have to agree on BO, bad breath etc.. But some for me are from learning that mixing drinks when your younger isn't the clearest idea, you get the idea why! So red bull and cranberry juice is definitely one of mine and the smell of hops, especially from a brewery

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Pseudomonas has an unforgettable aroma.

Sometimes discovered in pub toilets that are unaccustomed to bleach.

Melaena, (a decent amount of partially digested blood), once savoured never forgotten; rich, cloying, and resistant to de-odourisers.

I'll raise you an accidental incision into a lung abscess post mortem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla and banana

Both will make me vomit or give me a migraine.

Fruit, candles and health and beauty aisles in a supermarket are almost totally no go.

Though today my niece had a banana in front of me and I didn't even retch. It was pretty fresh though.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Pseudomonas has an unforgettable aroma.

Sometimes discovered in pub toilets that are unaccustomed to bleach.

Melaena, (a decent amount of partially digested blood), once savoured never forgotten; rich, cloying, and resistant to de-odourisers.

I'll raise you an accidental incision into a lung abscess post mortem."

I’ve never had the pleasure of that one.

Chorioamnionitis and it’s sudden appearance on SROM with gooey amniotic fluid and IUFD.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Vanilla and banana

Both will make me vomit or give me a migraine.

Fruit, candles and health and beauty aisles in a supermarket are almost totally no go.

Though today my niece had a banana in front of me and I didn't even retch. It was pretty fresh though. "

I hear you, I hold my breath walking past Lush, can’t go in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, after a vindaloo and 10 pints of Guinness.

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