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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. and other things you NEVER thought you’d do 30 years ago!

What else did you never think you’d do as an adult when you were a kiddie?

Doesn’t have to be sex or swinging related (although it’ll be fun if it is!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was an adult 30 years ago...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I wasn't alive 30 years ago...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I didn't think I'd still be alive

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was alive but still haven't done that and never intend to

I never thought I'd have broadband, because I never imagined the interweb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was an adult 30 years ago...

Good point, well made!

Ok folks the you’ve got lots of freedom here, either take it from 30 years ago or, if you prefer, from when you were a kiddie if you were either already an adult, or indeed not even born yet, 30 years ago!

(Darn it, and I almost got away with my terribly ageist post too!

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

30 years ago I thought I'd never grow up, looks like I haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was an adult 30 years ago...

I was 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago"

Wow, that's a touch weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind 30 yrs ago, last year I might have thought the same

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Omg I was nearly 20 30 years ago, I never thought I'd be on a site like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not on this planet 30 years ago.

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I was a few months away from being 20 thirty years ago....thanks op I feel old now

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By *xperience huntingMan
over a year ago

where

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago"

I hope you’re not actually your own Dad! I mean how and why ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even an old bird like me 30 years ago was trying to take the lock off my mum and dads dial phone

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Omg I was nearly 20 30 years ago, I never thought I'd be on a site like this.

I was just approaching my first threesome experience 30 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 years ago I would never have dreamed I'd finish with one awesome FWB and replace him with his younger brother and neither man would know. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago"

Are you a clone, Dolly the swinger, cloned from your former self spunk? XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought I'd be contacting random people based on a few written lines, none of it auditable and hoping to shag them! ??

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

No, he sent someone back in time to make sure he was born

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

Isn't Kyle Reese his father? It's been a while since I saw it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" I never thought I'd be contacting random people based on a few written lines, none of it auditable and hoping to shag them! ??"

Who's auditing what you write?

I didn't know there was a swing-auditor. I'm now worried that I will fail my audit as I'm such a lousy swinger. I only had sex 6 times last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

"
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Errr... No

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

30 years ago I hadnt even been conceived yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 years ago....

What's a computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

Doesn't that make him a mother fucker, among other illegal things.?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"30 years ago....

What's a computer

zx81 or possibly spectrum, lol

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

"30 years ago....

What's a computer

Commodore vic20 or a zx spectrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm approaching my second lot of 30 years ago and I can't believe the shit I did in either of them. My younger self would be shocked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I never thought I'd be contacting random people based on a few written lines, none of it auditable and hoping to shag them! ??

Who's auditing what you write?

I didn't know there was a swing-auditor. I'm now worried that I will fail my audit as I'm such a lousy swinger. I only had sex 6 times last year.

Noones auditing what I write, that's why I'm marginally less successful than you

...wait maybe it'll work better if someone did!!

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"30 years ago....

What's a computer

Would have been BBC B or ZX81 with the programs uploaded on cassette tape

Never even considered the possibility of going online or Internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago

Wow, that's a touch weird

And tricky to achieve.

Didn't it happen in terminator. Wasn't John conner his own dad or something

Errr... No

Time travel is confusing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Prance around on the internet in girlie underwear for all to see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 years ago I never would have thought I'd reach 35. Even at that young age.

But one thing I never even considered as a kid, was that I'd be single with no kids at 35. Always thought I'd have a whole brood. Unlikely I'll have more than one.

Technology wise I remember the casio calculator watches, never thought I'd have more than one smart watch. Especially affordable ones.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Would've been out on the town with my mates after watching the football as a fresh faced 18 yr old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much me but my mum thought I would be a page 3 model because I was always stripping off

If only she knew now what I am up to

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I didn't think i wood be a 30 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a reality tv star with weird hair become President of the USA and interacting with people via a handheld device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought I'd move away from NYC, never mind the USA.

I also never thought I'd have sex with anyone but my husband after getting married.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"30 years ago....

What's a computer

I was selling computers 30 years ago. When they went to colour screens we were sent a huge back of chips to slot in the back to make the screens colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought, at the age of 22, I would still be looking after children, when I was 52.

I intended on having a life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. and other things you NEVER thought you’d do 30 years ago!

What else did you never think you’d do as an adult when you were a kiddie?

Doesn’t have to be sex or swinging related (although it’ll be fun if it is!)

Never thought I'd have been involved in a war, given my fear of it as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was such a prude at 15.

If only I could coach my former self

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I was a kiddie getting a Fab meant popping to the shops for an ice lolly, not having someone give a virtual ‘thumbs-up’ to your gaping anus picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never considered getting so old.

A 43 year old when I was small was a virtual pensioner, I never wanted to be 43... never signed up for that!

'Strops off to tent to continue colouring'

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

30yrs ago.

I was never having children, never getting married, was going to be an amazing chef & run my own restaurant/business, retire at 40 & travel the world.

I ended up doing the first 3, still not traveled the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30yrs ago I thought I would be married with children and baking cakes.

My life went in the opposite direction - I travelled the world for many years and didn't have children -I've had more than my fair share of "lovers" and I'm only good at eating cakes unfortunately

I can't believe I used the word "lovers "

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By *rybe4udieCouple
over a year ago

Limerick city

"30 years ago I would never have dreamed I'd finish with one awesome FWB and replace him with his younger brother and neither man would know. XXX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id still be swimming around in my testicals 30 years ago"

I don't think you would have been swimming around in your own testicles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought ide strip of fully on a naturist beach and walk around freely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never considered getting so old.

A 43 year old when I was small was a virtual pensioner, I never wanted to be 43... never signed up for that!

'Strops off to tent to continue colouring'"

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