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"just for you sami x" Ooh...toyboys.....  | |||
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"just for you sami x Ooh...toyboys..... " | |||
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 and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham! | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!"Ah, you're still welcome here,Feliz. Hehe, think you can tell her! | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!
Ah, you're still welcome here,Feliz. Hehe, think you can tell her! "I will wait for the right moment, its always quite funny to see her flabbergasted | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!
Ah, you're still welcome here,Feliz. Hehe, think you can tell her!
I will wait for the right moment, its always quite funny to see her flabbergasted "Ah bless her, hopefully she'll be in a good mood when she gets home today  | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!"Mr Nelson i was thinking of you when i put toy boys as ur still a young pup compared to you know who | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!
Ah, you're still welcome here,Feliz. Hehe, think you can tell her!
I will wait for the right moment, its always quite funny to see her flabbergasted
Ah bless her, hopefully she'll be in a good mood when she gets home
today "depends on her bunions corns and dentures | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!Mr Nelson i was thinking of you when i put toy boys as ur still a young pup compared to you know who"Sshh! I'm a year older than you know who its just that I live more inland and she has been battered by North East winds....wind erosion is not good for the complexion | |||
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"That's me out and don't let that, 'what is she calling herself Peter Pan' anywhere near this thread, far more a case of Mistess Haversham!Mr Nelson i was thinking of you when i put toy boys as ur still a young pup compared to you know who
Sshh! I'm a year older than you know who its just that I live more inland and she has been battered by North East winds....wind erosion is not good for the complexion "your complexion is fine along with your dimples | |||
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"Primani?" worse | |||
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"I am not sure I want to know...starting to shake my head now" had a email asking for a referance she wants to join The Ladyboys of Bangkok  | |||
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"Good evening gobshites  "I was right...fecking gobshites  | |||
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"good evening ya majesty" Dunno who you mean..mistress Haversham. .Peter pan or that old crocks with the bunions | |||
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"I am not sure I want to know...starting to shake my head nowhad a email asking for a referance she wants to join The Ladyboys of Bangkok "What as??? Their freakin granddad!? | |||
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"I am not sure I want to know...starting to shake my head nowhad a email asking for a referance she wants to join The Ladyboys of Bangkok
What as??? Their freakin granddad!?"Good night | |||
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"yeah ya halos round ya ankles "Bugger off yer daft get...that cos my knicker elastic has snapped | |||
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"yeah ya halos round ya ankles
Bugger off yer daft get...that cos my knicker elastic has snapped"what ya harvest festivals all is not safely gathered in | |||
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"Good Morning Sami "Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday? | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday? "Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you? | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you? "Yes, football as usual, then bit of housework, nothing too exciting! | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you?
Yes, football as usual, then bit of housework, nothing too exciting! "Plenty of of effing and jeffing then eh | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you?
Yes, football as usual, then bit of housework, nothing too exciting!
Plenty of of effing and jeffing then eh "Actually, not too bad, these are under 11's, so parents/grandparents are quite well behaved but we won at least
What you up to today? I have to get on with some decorating, if I can get my arse into gear! | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you?
Yes, football as usual, then bit of housework, nothing too exciting!
Plenty of of effing and jeffing then eh
Actually, not too bad, these are under 11's, so parents/grandparents are quite well behaved but we won at least
What you up to today? I have to get on with some decorating, if I can get my arse into gear!"I'm going to have a proper lazy day today....it's been the first day in ages that I can sit back and relax...so in short...bugger all | |||
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Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates  | |||
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"Good Morning Sami
Good morning Mistress, did you have a good day yesterday?
Yeah busy and fruitful
Did you?
Yes, football as usual, then bit of housework, nothing too exciting!
Plenty of of effing and jeffing then eh
Actually, not too bad, these are under 11's, so parents/grandparents are quite well behaved but we won at least
What you up to today? I have to get on with some decorating, if I can get my arse into gear!
I'm going to have a proper lazy day today....it's been the first day in ages that I can sit back and relax...so in short...bugger all "Don't blame you | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates "Morning Eenie Glad you've caught up with your sleep! You are not old enough for oldie rates yet! | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates "Morning eenie and good luck with the cheap rates | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees "Morning Voddy, you make the best instant! | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant! "I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy "yours was a double shot latte | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy "Go on...live dangerously...go for that instant! | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties" I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that "Mmm...Yes please | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy
Go on...live dangerously...go for that instant! "I have one cup a day at daughters. ..that's enough thanks  | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning Eenie Glad you've caught up with your sleep! You are not old enough for oldie rates yet! "I could lie and add 10 years on... I look old enough | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy
Go on...live dangerously...go for that instant!
I have one cup a day at daughters. ..that's enough thanks "Haha, treat her to a machine! | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that
Mmm...Yes please "Lurpac spreadable or off a block? | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning Eenie Glad you've caught up with your sleep! You are not old enough for oldie rates yet!
I could lie and add 10 years on... I look old enough "Bet you don't! | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning eenie and good luck with the cheap rates "Morning Mistress... I feel pretty good today  | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy
Go on...live dangerously...go for that instant!
I have one cup a day at daughters. ..that's enough thanks
Haha, treat her to a machine! "She only drinks tea and | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that
Mmm...Yes please
Lurpac spreadable or off a block? "It's got to be benecol! | |||
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"morning girls heres the coffees
Morning Voddy, you make the best instant!
I'll stick with my latte thanks _oddy
Go on...live dangerously...go for that instant!
I have one cup a day at daughters. ..that's enough thanks
Haha, treat her to a machine!
She only drinks tea and " | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that
Mmm...Yes please
Lurpac spreadable or off a block? "LOVE lurpac... Yum | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning Eenie Glad you've caught up with your sleep! You are not old enough for oldie rates yet!
I could lie and add 10 years on... I look old enough
Bet you don't!" | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning eenie and good luck with the cheap rates
Morning Mistress... I feel pretty good today "Well stay good eh | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that "mmmmmm toasted with lurpak please | |||
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"Morning all... Fell asleep early last night and woke up for 2 hours in the middle... But after having a 23 hour awake day I needed to catch up
Not doing much today just a trip to the opticians... Gonna see if I can get old people rates
Morning eenie and good luck with the cheap rates
Morning Mistress... I feel pretty good today
Well stay good eh"Hope so | |||
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"whose turn is it to make the butties I got a big reduced hot cross loaf for 25p yesterday...so I could run to a couple of slices of that
Mmm...Yes please
Lurpac spreadable or off a block?
It's got to be benecol! "Unbuttered it is then | |||
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"mistress lend eenie ya i d she might get knocked off then" Yeah but I got it took with the beard on  | |||
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"mistress lend eenie ya i d she might get knocked off then Yeah but I got it took with the beard on "ffs | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered "Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished! | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished! "Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh "They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant? | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant? "St daughters...what you think? | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think? "Works for me | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me "sami ur swearing | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing"Who me Voddy? | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy? "You two talk some shite | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite "Tut....I know.... | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite
Tut....I know.... "And come to think of it! So do I | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive "Ooh where did you get them from? | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite
Tut....I know....
And come to think of it!
So do I "Yes, you do! | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive "Should have gone to spec savers...they do free eye tests I believe | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from? "Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system  | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Should have gone to spec savers...they do free eye tests I believe "I did get the test free (thank god!!) | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite
Tut....I know....
And come to think of it!
So do I "So do I | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system "tescos free test clubcard points and i had buy a pr get a pr half price | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite "no we dont | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system tescos free test clubcard points and i had buy a pr get a pr half price "This was buy one get one free... | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system "Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper "Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x"Quite right Eenie, why not. I normally get mine from Specsavers, but have seen some nice ones in Tescos, so may look there when I need new ones | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x
Quite right Eenie, why not. I normally get mine from Specsavers, but have seen some nice ones in Tescos, so may look there when I need new ones "I wish I didn't need them but where eyes are concerned, vanity just does not come into it... Apart from having frames that look nice | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system tescos free test clubcard points and i had buy a pr get a pr half price "Been on a spending spree in there an got a few 10p off a litre tickets....all got to be used by the 18th though  | |||
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"Get stuck in 10 slices and 3 are Unbuttered
Ah, thank you Mistress, just back from a long walk, famished!
Might need to pop em back in toaster for a minute though eh
They'll be fine cold....mmmm...deelish! Got any instant?
St daughters...what you think?
Works for me sami ur swearing
Who me Voddy?
You two talk some shite no we dont"Yes you fecking do | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper "Try boots they are reasonable | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x"Ah the ones with a little designer tag on inside the arm...that no fecker can read | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Try boots they are reasonable " | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake
Yeah, we want Granny!.....and cake! "Oldies and young uns all welcome...._amiss is supplying the cake | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake
Yeah, we want Granny!.....and cake!
Oldies and young uns all welcome...._amiss is supplying the cake "Haha! You haven't seen my cake making skills....I'd go to Tesco but they're closed now! Got some Apple pies though | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake
Yeah, we want Granny!.....and cake!
Oldies and young uns all welcome...._amiss is supplying the cake
Haha! You haven't seen my cake making skills....I'd go to Tesco but they're closed now! Got some Apple pies though "Tesco express is open till 11 | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake
Yeah, we want Granny!.....and cake!
Oldies and young uns all welcome...._amiss is supplying the cake
Haha! You haven't seen my cake making skills....I'd go to Tesco but they're closed now! Got some Apple pies though "any custard | |||
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Yeah, we want Granny!.....and cake!
Oldies and young uns all welcome...._amiss is supplying the cake
Haha! You haven't seen my cake making skills....I'd go to Tesco but they're closed now! Got some Apple pies though any custard"Here have a fecking cherry too | |||
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Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties"Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte | |||
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Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte "was thinking more like washing up and gossiping | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x
Ah the ones with a little designer tag on inside the arm...that no fecker can read "Red or Dead? Is that a thing? I could hardly read it!! | |||
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Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping "Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffs | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x
Ah the ones with a little designer tag on inside the arm...that no fecker can read
Red or Dead? Is that a thing?
I could hardly read it!! "No one else will be able to either | |||
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"Cor blimey, this having glasses lark is expensive
Ooh where did you get them from?
Specsavers, £288 for two pairs. Suppose it's not that bad, just a shock to the system
Ouch!...you can take your prescription to any optician, to get your glasses. Somewhere like Tescos do some great glasses, which are much cheaper
Already paid and I DID buy expensive frames as I wanted something to suit me... I could have got some for £29 but I paid £129... Because I'm worth it (and don't really spend much money on myself except for lingerie! ) x
Ah the ones with a little designer tag on inside the arm...that no fecker can read
Red or Dead? Is that a thing?
I could hardly read it!!
No one else will be able to either "I don't mind mistress, they were the only ones that suited me | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffs"i found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff"LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC "Nah | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC "rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again"I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum.... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum.... "Giz a look | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look "No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it... "Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it... "I've got some antihistamine cream....now bend over and let me see | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance"Aw yeah? I'm fecked then | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake "Get home quick....it's only just shut | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
I've got some antihistamine cream....now bend over and let me see "Yes nurse.... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then "no ur not i said they would find your skills useful | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut "Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... "i rung and told him you were with me sami | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... i rung and told him you were with me sami "OH NO...he'll be even more worried now Voddy..... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... i rung and told him you were with me sami
OH NO...he'll be even more worried now Voddy..... "why i said you were having a instant | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... i rung and told him you were with me sami
OH NO...he'll be even more worried now Voddy..... why i said you were having a instant"Yeah...but...he thinks an instant is a quickie..... | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful"Oh yeah....I can't wait to hear what job I've applied for | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... i rung and told him you were with me sami
OH NO...he'll be even more worried now Voddy..... why i said you were having a instashag
Yeah...but...he thinks an instashag is a quickie..... "Yeah loads of blokes on here do | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now.... "And I've got my trainers on tonight | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight "Let me borra! | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful
Oh yeah....I can't wait to hear what job I've applied for"the ladyboys of bankok | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra! "Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful
Oh yeah....I can't wait to hear what job I've applied forthe ladyboys of bankok"Aw forgot about that fecker...no they knocked me back due to the beard | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful
Oh yeah....I can't wait to hear what job I've applied forthe ladyboys of bankok
Aw forgot about that fecker...no they knocked me back due to the beard "rollocks thats a shame you would have had fun traveling round the world making lattes | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra!
Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos "Yep, there size 6 though | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look when will you hear about your new job mistress i gave you a good referance
Aw yeah? I'm fecked then no ur not i said they would find your skills useful
Oh yeah....I can't wait to hear what job I've applied forthe ladyboys of bankok
Aw forgot about that fecker...no they knocked me back due to the beard rollocks thats a shame you would have had fun traveling round the world making lattes"Passport! | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra!
Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos
Yep, there size 6 though "Bugger....but did you have some bog roll to stick in my trainers | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra!
Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos
Yep, there size 6 though
Bugger....but did you have some bog roll to stick in my trainers "Yep, always carry bog roll in me bag, you never know when you'll get caught short! | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra!
Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos
Yep, there size 6 though
Bugger....but did you have some bog roll to stick in my trainers
Yep, always carry bog roll in me bag, you never know when you'll get caught short! "I thought your fivers sorted that | |||
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"Just read the last thread and seen granny was on it....bugger I missed her. So a call out to granny....get back and get some cake that's what happens when we don't know where to find you when we get guests
Don't give me that...you know where to find me in the kitchen at parties
Yeah cos I'm the only fecker who can make a decent latte was thinking more like washing up and gossiping
Feck off and did you leave that fecking stable door open again ffsi found it open and shut it but i think there could be 2 in there getting up to mishiff
LET ME OUT, I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC rushes to let sami out look at you straw in ya knickers again
I know...and I'm allergic to straw...look at the rash on my bum....
Giz a look
No..not unless you have some cream you can rub on it...
Not sure what hubby's going to say, he thought I was going to Tesco express to buy cake
Get home quick....it's only just shut
Sh**...wish I hadn't worn these fecking stilettos now....
And I've got my trainers on tonight
Let me borra!
Aw ok....can I keep the stilettos
Yep, there size 6 though
Bugger....but did you have some bog roll to stick in my trainers
Yep, always carry bog roll in me bag, you never know when you'll get caught short!
I thought your fivers sorted that "Yeah, they do when I remember them!....old age ya know! | |||
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"Tell me about that one sami....I even forget my own age now....do you think that's a age related thing?
Yes, I know. Just started to feel my age with all the health issues, but there's always someone worse off "That is very true...but at times its not much comfort eh | |||
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"Tell me about that one sami....I even forget my own age now....do you think that's a age related thing?
Yes, I know. Just started to feel my age with all the health issues, but there's always someone worse off
That is very true...but at times its not much comfort eh "No it isn't | |||
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"Tell me about that one sami....I even forget my own age now....do you think that's a age related thing?
Yes, I know. Just started to feel my age with all the health issues, but there's always someone worse off
That is very true...but at times its not much comfort eh
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown " Just what we needed Voddy, morning lovely! | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown Just what we needed Voddy, morning lovely! "morning sweetcheeks (_) | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown Just what we needed Voddy, morning lovely! morning sweetcheeks (_)"What you doing today. I'm visiting my lovely dad later, with my little sister | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown Just what we needed Voddy, morning lovely! morning sweetcheeks (_)
What you doing today. I'm visiting my lovely dad later, with my little sister "ive a feeling im going to end up at A&E with daughter other than that im doing nothing | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown " You can always rely on you to lift the mood _oddy....but my knees are aching | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown Just what we needed Voddy, morning lovely! morning sweetcheeks (_)
What you doing today. I'm visiting my lovely dad later, with my little sister ive a feeling im going to end up at A&E with daughter other than that im doing nothing "Oh dear, sorry to hear that, hope she's ok. Xx | |||
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What you doing today. I'm visiting my lovely dad later, with my little sister ive a feeling im going to end up at A&E with daughter other than that im doing nothing "Bugger I hope you both dont | |||
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Morning eenie. ...you'll be in for some shocks today when you can finally see your workmates clearly "Don't get the glasses til 18th, so another fortnight of blissful ignorance | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown " What about me *drops bottom lip* | |||
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"Skips round tossing glitter everywhere "I still want a glittery bag...  | |||
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"bounces in grabs mistress and sami come on girls knees up mother brown knees up mother brown What about me *drops bottom lip* "You weren't here, sweet, now you are, join in and get those knees up | |||
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"Skips round tossing litter everywhere "Bloody lout ffs | |||
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Bloody lout ffs "Tut...I'll clear it up later.... | |||
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"Skips round tossing glitter everywhere
I still want a glittery bag... "It's yours...no good to me | |||
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"Skips round tossing glitter everywhere
I still want a glittery bag...
It's yours...no good to me "Thank you | |||
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"Morning all x
Morning eenie. ...you'll be in for some shocks today when you can finally see your workmates clearly
Don't get the glasses til 18th, so another fortnight of blissful ignorance "You will see all the pock marks on noses | |||
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