FabSwingers.com forum: The Unmentionables Club

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know those ‘hottest people on Fab’ threads? This is the club for those never mentioned.

Always an ‘avoid’ on Fuck, Kiss, Avoid threads? Sign up here!

Always overlooked when posting in the forums but then when a hottie says exactly the same thing 20 mins later everyone piles in to congratulate them on such an insightful viewpoint? Sign up here!

This is the club for the overlooked, ignored, unmessaged, never Fabbed and un-winked population of Fabdom!

Join with me my brothers! (and sisters!)

Join up below!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

So where do I sign darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know those ‘hottest people on Fab’ threads? This is the club for those never mentioned.

Always an ‘avoid’ on Fuck, Kiss, Avoid threads? Sign up here!

Always overlooked when posting in the forums but then when a hottie says exactly the same thing 20 mins later everyone piles in to congratulate them on such an insightful viewpoint? Sign up here!

This is the club for the overlooked, ignored, unmessaged, never Fabbed and un-winked population of Fabdom!

Join with me my brothers! (and sisters!)

Join up below!

Almost sounds like you're trying to start a rival clique...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

What about the onesthst are normally overlooked on those threads but do fairly well fabbed pic wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in too

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Count me in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the onesthst are normally overlooked on those threads but do fairly well fabbed pic wise?"

Nope - out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last a thread for us..thank you op for listening lol.

Geeky x

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

Hopping on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, a club i can join and feel welcomed

Thank you

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah there was too many repetitive “sign up here’s” in my opening post which is exactly why I’m in unmentionables club!

There’s room for plenty more!

Fill in your details below!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"What about the onesthst are normally overlooked on those threads but do fairly well fabbed pic wise?

Nope - out

Fine I'll fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhhmmm......the thing is quite often people don't ask to be named.

Like I was just looking at that hottest girls thread and I was named twice. But I don't think I'm an attention seeker or part of any so called "clique".

There is many a time I post on a thread and get no response. Ive been skipped and Ive made a point only for someone else to do the same and start a debate.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think I belong in this club.... If you'll have me?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Overlooked, ignored, unmessaged, rarely fabbed, rarely winked and never mentioned as the hottest on a thread here. But I don't need to be in a club with others in the same boat since I, probably like the majority of them, know I am pretty awesome regardless and have people I know In Real Life™ who make me feel all sorts of exceptional.

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Finally I found a place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill join,do you do discount life memberships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, finally a club I belong to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join please, pretty please....PLEASE..I don't seem to desperate do I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join please, pretty please....PLEASE..I don't seem to desperate do I ? "

The more desperate the better, welcome my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, can't beat a good Fab of pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still touting for new members, as a special introductory offer, there’s free cake for the next 20 subscribers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Drags my rock in....

Sits in the corner unnoticed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the fab anti-hero club?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s like this club was made for me. It could only be more perfect if I knocked at the door and you ignored me and wouldn’t let me in

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Hello

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By *xcurvydxxWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I join please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The UnderDog Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely belong in here x

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By *xcurvydxxWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes, finally a club I belong to"

Welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think any single lady will qualify to join this club.. na na na na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being an unmentionable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think any single lady will qualify to join this club.. na na na na "

Ya ya ya ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think any single lady will qualify to join this club.. na na na na

Ya ya ya ya."

Mods don’t qualify for sure!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Yeah we're in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always missed out on threads can I join ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old

Too short

Too hairy

No six pack

Average endowment

Tick tick tick tick tick

Do I qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not exactly Ms popular on the forum. I kinda like it that way.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Still touting for new members, as a special introductory offer, there’s free cake for the next 20 subscribers! "

Really hope it's chocolate or coffee .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not exactly Ms popular on the forum. I kinda like it that way. "

With that profile pic you can run for president

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in......

So what now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in......

So what now???"

Now you are in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am in......

So what now???"

I’ll be writing to you shortly with details of the membership fee and direct debit details!*

In the meantime, help yourself to a Hobnob!

(*note to mods: not really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in......

So what now???

Now you are in

Lol ok thanks,

Anyone want to do something? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in......

So what now???

Now you are in

Lol ok thanks,

Anyone want to do something? X"

No, just sit tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in......

So what now???

I’ll be writing to you shortly with details of the membership fee and direct debit details!*

In the meantime, help yourself to a Hobnob!

(*note to mods: not really!

I’d love a hobnob (instantly forgets the fact there’s a direct debit) mmm hobnob

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

Here we are! X

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London

Oh well in for a penny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well in for a penny... "

Cost more sorry

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By *rustratedmissWoman
over a year ago

York

Be rude not to

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Am in......

So what now???

I’ll be writing to you shortly with details of the membership fee and direct debit details!*

In the meantime, help yourself to a Hobnob!

(*note to mods: not really!

Free Hobnobs?! - I’m in!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I qualify, and I think I've even missed the cake offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks op maybe I will fit in here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free Hobnobs?! - I’m in!

I'm deffo in. Got to be choccy ones, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I qualify, and I think I've even missed the cake offer.

You'll be ok, there's free hobnobs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I think I’m probably overlooked on threads quite often but I don’t notice generally because I’m more of a ‘dip in and comment, then dip out’ kind rather than reading the thread and interacting as people reply. Sometimes I don’t go back to threads I comment on so I’m blissfully unaware of how often I’m overlooked

So no proof but I’d like to stick around for a Hobnob please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to comment on the kiss, fuck, pass threads now and then to see how many times I can be bypassed for the hot women above me

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

I’m not sue where belong most of the time !

Oh well

hey ho that’s life I suppose

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can we play?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I like to comment on the kiss, fuck, pass threads now and then to see how many times I can be bypassed for the hot women above me

Pass

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London

"Can we play? "

Join us

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Choccy hob nobs ? Where do you sign ????

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I think I’m probably overlooked on threads quite often but I don’t notice generally because I’m more of a ‘dip in and comment, then dip out’ kind rather than reading the thread and interacting as people reply. Sometimes I don’t go back to threads I comment on so I’m blissfully unaware of how often I’m overlooked

So no proof but I’d like to stick around for a Hobnob please

So there's a good chance you won't read this reply then???? Ooooo.... The things I could get away with saying!!!

But sadly you're far too lovely for me to have anything juicy to say looool

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

So no proof but I’d like to stick around for a Hobnob please

So there's a good chance you won't read this reply then???? Ooooo.... The things I could get away with saying!!!

But sadly you're far too lovely for me to have anything juicy to say looool

cheeky! I like it

I thought I would make the effort and pop back

I’ll be honest, it was the biscuits playing on my mind - typical though ... he offers them out then does a runner

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Overlooked, ignored, unmessaged, rarely fabbed, rarely winked and never mentioned as the hottest on a thread here. But I don't need to be in a club with others in the same boat since I, probably like the majority of them, know I am pretty awesome regardless and have people I know In Real Life™ who make me feel all sorts of exceptional."

Indeed. You're not missing anything by being included in the mutual backslappers' club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well with the “hottest man” & “hottest lady” threads high up in the charts at present - it’s time for one last evening recruitment drive for the rest of us!

I’ve just opened a nice packet of Jammy Dodgers (with 50% extra free) to go with the Hobnobs and hot chocolate - so there’s plenty to go around!

Come on Unmentionables! Join the cause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well with the “hottest man” & “hottest lady” threads high up in the charts at present - it’s time for one last evening recruitment drive for the rest of us!

I’ve just opened a nice packet of Jammy Dodgers (with 50% extra free) to go with the Hobnobs and hot chocolate - so there’s plenty to go around!

Come on Unmentionables! Join the cause!

Room for two more?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

This is fantastic, I even get ignored on here too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well with the “hottest man” & “hottest lady” threads high up in the charts at present - it’s time for one last evening recruitment drive for the rest of us!

I’ve just opened a nice packet of Jammy Dodgers (with 50% extra free) to go with the Hobnobs and hot chocolate - so there’s plenty to go around!

Come on Unmentionables! Join the cause!

Room for two more?

Always room! Welcome! If them two on the settee budge up a bit there’s plenty of space to sit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is fantastic, I even get ignored on here too.

Who said that!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even here i feel im flying under the radar

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm in - sign me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Waving at EVERYBODY who’s joined!

Hey many of us are just a little socially awkward and don’t know how to break the ice, but rest assured - you’re ALL noticed! C’mon group hug, all of you, right now!

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Make it lemon drizzle cake and a glass of fizz and I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SQUUUUUEEEEEZZZZEEEEEE

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Even here i feel I'm flying under the radar

Who said that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waving at EVERYBODY who’s joined!

Hey many of us are just a little socially awkward and don’t know how to break the ice, but rest assured - you’re ALL noticed! C’mon group hug, all of you, right now!

Thank you, a hug is just what I need now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get as much lovin as id like can i play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/02/18 18:41:42]"

No!! Come back! We’re a bit like a weird religious cult, we need as many members as we can!! I’ll even open CHOCOLATE-COVERED Hobnobs for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha LOSERS!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha LOSERS!!!!!!!!

Well I know SOMEBODY who’s not getting any Hobnobs now, am I right Comrades!?

Hashtag #HeWhoLaughsLast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know SOMEBODY who’s not getting any Hobnobs now, am I right Comrades!?

Yeah, get the bouncers to chuck her out.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Burn the infidels, I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burn the infidels, I say.

Bit harsh but, I'll go with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

•Post

•Ignored

•Don't care

•Repeat.

Fab life.

Thanks for the welcome op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww. This feels like my happy cosy place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I qualify, and I think I've even missed the cake offer.

I missed the cake too, and even got ignored on this thread

Oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in "

Why do i think youre lying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, I’m one of the unloved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I’m in un loved and over looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds just the place for me, where do I sign?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy being overlooked and forgotten about.

I can carry on doing what I want without all the nosy fuckers wanting to know what’s going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know SOMEBODY who’s not getting any Hobnobs now, am I right Comrades!?

Yeah, get the bouncers to chuck her out."

Is this a body that has been filled with Hobnobs? Nope. Just lots of knobs

She twirls around the thread dodging the doddery old bouncers.

Scoops a G&T off the bar (ha; you didn’t think I’d noticed the bar, eh?! )

Nicks an olive and with a flick of her hair and a wiggle of her arse she exits thread, stage left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She twirls around the thread dodging the doddery old bouncers.

Please! our bouncers are trained MMA fighters.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed anything?

Just a free MMA match, the bouncers were removing an interloper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed anything?

Just a free MMA match, the bouncers were removing an interloper."

Pah. Whatever a MMA match is, I don’t care. I’m not interested in drugs.

She twirls. She swirls. She has grace. She gives terrific face. Head. Whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is everyone at some point OP. That means anyone can join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed anything?

Just a free MMA match, the bouncers were removing an interloper.

Pah. Whatever a MMA match is, I don’t care. I’m not interested in drugs.

She twirls. She swirls. She has grace. She gives terrific face. Head. Whatever.

Funny you! I might let you stay on a special membership.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed anything?

Just a free MMA match, the bouncers were removing an interloper.

Pah. Whatever a MMA match is, I don’t care. I’m not interested in drugs.

She twirls. She swirls. She has grace. She gives terrific face. Head. Whatever.

Funny you! I might let you stay on a special membership.

I’ve been skipped over countless times, same as everyone.

Prolific posting of gibberish gets the odd reply or acknowledgement of my existence.

It’s easy to post non descript stuff and go unnoticed. Even earth shattering stuff gets missed when something less earth moving triggers a response. The forums are a strange place full of strange people.

Raises hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits down...whips out my crochet, looks a good place to be and relax.

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums are a strange place full of strange people.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Jung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found my spiritual home. Rise up rise up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Walks in, looks around, backs out quietly'. Far too peopley in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much this

Also going under the radar is something i rather enjoy and have become quite good at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sign up for this as well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something I can win at... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in to

I like this thread

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