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Conspiricies about brocolli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its not true...leave the brocolli alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?"
do you have curly chest hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?do you have curly chest hair ?"

I don't know, I pluck it.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

What's chest hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?"

Someone's been sneaking me Brocolli!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't thernmake my chest hair curly?do you have curly chest hair ?

I don't know, I pluck it."

Iv got an image in my tiny northern brain now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?es

Someone's been sneaking me Brocolli! "

Im the brocolli man,any brocolli comes through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not true...leave the brocolli alone"

It is true!

Brocolli's a side dish folks, always was, always will be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?es

Someone's been sneaking me Brocolli!

Im the brocolli man,any brocolli comes through me"

Please, cut off your supply to Malvern.. my chest hair is unruly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not true...leave the brocolli alone

It is true!

Brocolli's a side dish folks, always was, always will be."

Side dish!! you my friend have just made an enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't thernmake my chest hair curly?do you have curly chest hair ?

I don't know, I pluck it.

Iv got an image in my tiny northern brain now"

My nipple hair I pluck out with my teeth. *Don't have nightmares *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?es

Someone's been sneaking me Brocolli!

Im the brocolli man,any brocolli comes through me

Please, cut off your supply to Malvern.. my chest hair is unruly."

Stick to carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not true...leave the brocolli alone

It is true!

Brocolli's a side dish folks, always was, always will be.

Side dish!! you my friend have just made an enemy"

Watch out mate.. I've heard nothing but scary tales about the Brocolli mafia.. if you wake up with the head of a Brocolli in your bed.. kiss your ass goodbye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean, it doesn't make my chest hair curly?es

Someone's been sneaking me Brocolli!

Im the brocolli man,any brocolli comes through me

Please, cut off your supply to Malvern.. my chest hair is unruly.

Stick to carrots. "

Good advice Brain.. avoiding all green veg from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not true...leave the brocolli alone

It is true!

Brocolli's a side dish folks, always was, always will be.

Side dish!! you my friend have just made an enemy

Watch out mate.. I've heard nothing but scary tales about the Brocolli mafia.. if you wake up with the head of a Brocolli in your bed.. kiss your ass goodbye."

That's if you've been eating too much of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok ok im goin bed now,iv d*unk all the fuckin whiskey

Live long and prosper....dash X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not true...leave the brocolli alone

It is true!

Brocolli's a side dish folks, always was, always will be.

Side dish!! you my friend have just made an enemy

Watch out mate.. I've heard nothing but scary tales about the Brocolli mafia.. if you wake up with the head of a Brocolli in your bed.. kiss your ass goodbye.

That's if you've been eating too much of it. "

I'd have thought the Brocolli Mafia encouraged addiction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch out mate.. I've heard nothing but scary tales about the Brocolli mafia.. if you wake up with the head of a Brocolli in your bed.. kiss your ass goodbye."

My ass will be fine. It's the broccoli mafia's delusions, that make them think, their farts really are that lethal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, but non of you know the truth. Your just a bunch of idiots, stumbling in the dark.

100 years ago, there was no broccoli, only a short version of corn. But the US government started selectively breading it with technology taken from Alien craft that they have been hording, in the southern dessert. And now it's both tasty and good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now it's both tasty and good for you!

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That conspiracy had legs, till it all fell to bits with this sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, but non of you know the truth. Your just a bunch of idiots, stumbling in the dark.

100 years ago, there was no broccoli, only a short version of corn. But the US government started selectively breading it with technology taken from Alien craft that they have been hording, in the southern dessert. And now it's both tasty and good for you!

"

It's slowly turning us into vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ok im goin bed now,iv d*unk all the fuckin whiskey

Live long and prosper....dash X

"

nunight

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