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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any question? The Guru will endeavour to impart his eternal wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your favourite part of the penis ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is your favourite part of the penis ?"

Guru says.. The entirety.. All bits of Gurus penis are equally delicious.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Do you have a solution to the moist issue

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Explain M Theory in ten words or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the DFS sale ever end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a solution to the moist issue "

Guru says: Avoiding the word "Moist".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the DFS sale ever end "

Guru says: Urgghh don't get me started.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Explain M Theory in ten words or less "

Guru says: Unifies all consistent versions of superstring theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the DFS sale ever end

Guru says: Urgghh don't get me started."

As the Mastermind show says...you've started, so you'll finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is your favourite part of the penis ?

Guru says.. The entirety.. All bits of Gurus penis are equally delicious."

The guru is truly a wise one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the DFS sale ever end

Guru says: Urgghh don't get me started.

As the Mastermind show says...you've started, so you'll finish "

Guru says: No, it is infantesimal and is not subject to the laws of atrophy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is your favourite part of the penis ?

Guru says.. The entirety.. All bits of Gurus penis are equally delicious.

The guru is truly a wise one."

Guru says: Thank you for your kind words

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How can I stop the chocolate chips sinking to the bottom of my muffins? Someone suggested I waited until they were cooked before drilling holes and inserting the chip? Is this correct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?"

Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?"

Guru says: Grab bags are sold as such to avoid legal disputes with crispaholics health concerns. a) They know full well you'll eat them on your own. Hmm what's this? A Dorito in my beard? Mhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?

Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?"

Guru says: Waste not, want not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?

Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?

Guru says: Waste not, want not."

It has to be punished for it's attempt to escape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can I stop the chocolate chips sinking to the bottom of my muffins? Someone suggested I waited until they were cooked before drilling holes and inserting the chip? Is this correct? "

Guru says: Toss them in a little flour or cake mix first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are grab bags of crisps sold with nutritional information on the front relating to a portion of the bag rather than the entire pack as if anyone will either a) share them or b) not eat the whole damn packet immediately (apart from the one bit that falls down your cleavage that you only find hours later after wondering why your boob is itchy)?

Do you eat the crisp when you find it later ?

Guru says: Waste not, want not.

It has to be punished for it's attempt to escape."

Guru says: It is the circle of life.

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