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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? "
beer please and cider for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Morgan,cola and lime slice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'll have a Manhattan please

P x

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Hot chocolate please, got my daughter sat next to me and she's going to bed soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? beer please and cider for yourself "

I’ll get you a beer, no cider thanks, I’ll be on red wine later

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain Morgan,cola and lime slice please "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo I'll have a Manhattan please

P x "

Oooo lovely here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate please, got my daughter sat next to me and she's going to bed soon "

Marshmallows with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady "

Coming right up

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

Small ones or the proper sized ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Barkeep - looking good tonight.. Ahem.. please may i have an I.P.A.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Small ones or the proper sized ones? "

Small ones and chocolate sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Barkeep - looking good tonight.. Ahem.. please may i have an I.P.A.?"

Why thank you good job I got some in especially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? beer please and cider for yourself

I’ll get you a beer, no cider thanks, I’ll be on red wine later "

well red wine for you instead

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Oh oh oh me me me!!! Please miss I can drink again!!

A very large g&t if you’re not too busy xx

Most appreciated xx

And please have one yourself

Bx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? beer please and cider for yourself

I’ll get you a beer, no cider thanks, I’ll be on red wine later well red wine for you instead "

Why thanks I’ll save it for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh me me me!!! Please miss I can drink again!!

A very large g&t if you’re not too busy xx

Most appreciated xx

And please have one yourself

Bx"

A large G&T it is and thank you

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have something hot, wet and delicious that tastes like vagina please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap'ns spiced and ginger beer please SB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have something hot, wet and delicious that tastes like vagina please. X"

I’m sorry this is a bar serving drinks, you may be better suited elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cap'ns spiced and ginger beer please SB "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Barkeep - looking good tonight.. Ahem.. please may i have an I.P.A.?

Why thank you good job I got some in especially "

Fab!

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Small ones or the proper sized ones?

Small ones and chocolate sprinkles? "

Yeah go on then, as long as the tunes and company are good all night long. One for yourself too, must be hard with all these orders and being by yoursen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 18:18:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Small ones or the proper sized ones?

Small ones and chocolate sprinkles?

Yeah go on then, as long as the tunes and company are good all night long. One for yourself too, must be hard with all these orders and being by yoursen"

Oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 18:19:29]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Barkeep - looking good tonight.. Ahem.. please may i have an I.P.A.?

Why thank you good job I got some in especially

Fab!"

Well I know you’d been doing dry January so it’s the least I could do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a white wine please x "

A large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacardi & c o k e please sexybrunette with ice & a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses neck, with ice please. I love it when a woman approaches me with a drink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jack Daniels honey please

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have something hot, wet and delicious that tastes like vagina please. X

I’m sorry this is a bar serving drinks, you may be better suited elsewhere? "

I thought this was the fab bar? I might have to open a rival bar!

Sometimes there’s only one thing that can quench the thirst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacardi & c o k e please sexybrunette with ice & a slice "

Bacardi and c*ke coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horses neck, with ice please. I love it when a woman approaches me with a drink... "

Okay, it may not be swirled perfectly with lemon though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A jack Daniels honey please "

Ooo love a JD honey, coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses neck, with ice please. I love it when a woman approaches me with a drink...

Okay, it may not be swirled perfectly with lemon though "

No lemon thanks, or umbrella!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a for Mrs please as I'm playing mums taxi, Mr would like a Guinness please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horses neck, with ice please. I love it when a woman approaches me with a drink...

Okay, it may not be swirled perfectly with lemon though

No lemon thanks, or umbrella!..."

Perfect coming up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a for Mrs please as I'm playing mums taxi, Mr would like a Guinness please x

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Pepsi or the other one? pint of Guinness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a for Mrs please as I'm playing mums taxi, Mr would like a Guinness please x

Pepsi or the other one? pint of Guinness? "

Pepsi is fine thank you and yes a pint please, and one for your lovely self x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a for Mrs please as I'm playing mums taxi, Mr would like a Guinness please x

Pepsi or the other one? pint of Guinness?

Pepsi is fine thank you and yes a pint please, and one for your lovely self x"

Here you go then and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a for Mrs please as I'm playing mums taxi, Mr would like a Guinness please x

Pepsi or the other one? pint of Guinness?

Pepsi is fine thank you and yes a pint please, and one for your lovely self x

Here you go then and thank you "

Perfect service thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? "

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Espresso Martini to wake me up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol"

I do like a cider, especially dark fruits. Fancy a cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Espresso Martini to wake me up a bit."

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol

I do like a cider, especially dark fruits. Fancy a cocktail? "

Oooh I'm always open to something new what do you have in mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol

I do like a cider, especially dark fruits. Fancy a cocktail?

Oooh I'm always open to something new what do you have in mind? "

I had a lovely cocktail in a bar last weekend, it was called candy pants, Absolut Kurant vodkaChambord black raspberry liqueurStrawberryCranberryLemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine please and lots of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine please and lots of it! "

Red or white

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening SB

I’d love a virtual red wine, while I try and motivate myself to get ready to go out for some of the actual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol

I do like a cider, especially dark fruits. Fancy a cocktail?

Oooh I'm always open to something new what do you have in mind?

I had a lovely cocktail in a bar last weekend, it was called candy pants, Absolut Kurant vodkaChambord black raspberry liqueurStrawberryCranberryLemon"

sounds lovely! I'll have one of those followed by a bramble please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening SB

I’d love a virtual red wine, while I try and motivate myself to get ready to go out for some of the actual "

Ooo I’m just going to open a lovely bottle of red, fancy sharing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Cider at the moment, but open to offers lol

I do like a cider, especially dark fruits. Fancy a cocktail?

Oooh I'm always open to something new what do you have in mind?

I had a lovely cocktail in a bar last weekend, it was called candy pants, Absolut Kurant vodkaChambord black raspberry liqueurStrawberryCranberryLemon sounds lovely! I'll have one of those followed by a bramble please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody for a Jagerbull?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody for a Jagerbull?"

Jägerbomb?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Evening SB

I’d love a virtual red wine, while I try and motivate myself to get ready to go out for some of the actual

Ooo I’m just going to open a lovely bottle of red, fancy sharing? "

I’d love to share with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening SB

I’d love a virtual red wine, while I try and motivate myself to get ready to go out for some of the actual

Ooo I’m just going to open a lovely bottle of red, fancy sharing?

I’d love to share with you "

It’s a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody for a Jagerbull?

Jägerbomb? "

Yep that aswell lol..5 for £10

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Russian please haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please? "

Coming right up LL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"White Russian please haha "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx"

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have something extremely likely to make me say things I might regret,that also tastes like melted ice lollies please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please may I have something extremely likely to make me say things I might regret,that also tastes like melted ice lollies please. "

Purple rain cocktail? I like those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be delighted to try a purple rain. Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine gin and tonic with a twist of lime to help take the edge off challenging times.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

A bottle of Red and 4 glasses, and someone to use the 2 extra glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall be delighted to try a purple rain. Thank you very much "

Coming right up, I think that they taste a little like refresher sweets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fine gin and tonic with a twist of lime to help take the edge off challenging times. "

A large G&T coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bottle of Red and 4 glasses, and someone to use the 2 extra glasses. "

I can provide the drinks and glasses, there’s plenty of folk about to share

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By *oventry4biTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

A large London no 1 gin and fever tree tonic, plus ice and lime please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain Morgan,cola and lime slice please "

Any chance of a refill over here please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola "

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please?

Coming right up LL "

Thank you. I hope you're having a little one or two seeing as dry January is over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large London no 1 gin and fever tree tonic, plus ice and lime please. "
coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a gin and tonic please "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain Morgan,cola and lime slice please

Any chance of a refill over here please ?? "

Oh but of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx"

Yes I am thanks, hope you are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weston’s cider black top 8.2%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please?

Coming right up LL

Thank you. I hope you're having a little one or two seeing as dry January is over! "

I only lasted 2 weeks in dry January before I was corrupted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weston’s cider black top 8.2%"

Very specific let me check if I have that

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Pernod and OJ for me, and Jayne will have a mojito ta x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pernod and OJ for me, and Jayne will have a mojito ta x "

Coming right up, I haven’t had Pernod in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beck's plz

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx

Yes I am thanks, hope you are too "

All good here hun jd is just what I needed xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beck's plz "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of "

Brandy with a dash of Pepsi (other brands are available if you prefer, however you cannot post the word!)

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wine, I need wine to warm me up

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx

Yes I am thanks, hope you are too

All good here hun jd is just what I needed xx"

Perfect news, always good to have a drink on a Friday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonade pls im driving

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of

Brandy with a dash of Pepsi (other brands are available if you prefer, however you cannot post the word!) "

I'm sure you can say Coca Cola, just not the shortened version

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine, I need wine to warm me up

Please "

Red? I have a nice bottle Rioja that I’ve just opened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemonade pls im driving"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of

Brandy with a dash of Pepsi (other brands are available if you prefer, however you cannot post the word!)

I'm sure you can say Coca Cola, just not the shortened version"

Obviously you can!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Wine, I need wine to warm me up

Please

Red? I have a nice bottle Rioja that I’ve just opened "

I love red, Rioja will be fine. Careful though, after a couple of glasses I get a little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? "

Spiced rum and - naked please

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of

Brandy with a dash of Pepsi (other brands are available if you prefer, however you cannot post the word!) "

Oh I hadn't noticed that. A splash of pepsi is fine madam.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've been a very naughty girl today..... So why stop now loool.... May I have a large frosty mojito please SB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Black Sheep for me and a Prosecco for the Mrs. please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine, I need wine to warm me up

Please

Red? I have a nice bottle Rioja that I’ve just opened

I love red, Rioja will be fine. Careful though, after a couple of glasses I get a little bit "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please?

Coming right up LL

Thank you. I hope you're having a little one or two seeing as dry January is over!

I only lasted 2 weeks in dry January before I was corrupted "

That's what I like to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please"

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, may have have a brandy with a splash of

Brandy with a dash of Pepsi (other brands are available if you prefer, however you cannot post the word!)

Oh I hadn't noticed that. A splash of pepsi is fine madam."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been a very naughty girl today..... So why stop now loool.... May I have a large frosty mojito please SB xx "

Coming right up and pull up a stool and tell me all about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Black Sheep for me and a Prosecco for the Mrs. please."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just finished a beer, could I have another pretty please?

Coming right up LL

Thank you. I hope you're having a little one or two seeing as dry January is over!

I only lasted 2 weeks in dry January before I was corrupted

That's what I like to hear "

Hehe I’m easily led! Can’t wait for June

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By *hrisX26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Vodka! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola! "

"Naked" As in.. on its own.. no lololol

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I've been a very naughty girl today..... So why stop now loool.... May I have a large frosty mojito please SB xx

Coming right up and pull up a stool and tell me all about it "

If I told you, you'd have me locked up loool. Definitely one for the memoirs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka! Cheers!"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola! "

Prompt service though.. I like this bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola!

"Naked" As in.. on its own.. no lololol"

Ahh I see here you go then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola!

Prompt service though.. I like this bar "

It’s here most Fridays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine please and lots of it!

Red or white "

Whatever you have my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cocktail of lemons, lines and something yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine please and lots of it!

Red or white

Whatever you have my lovely xx"

I have a lovely bottle of Rioja x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I was going to have a glass of wine but I can not unscrew the lid off the bottle! Please can I have a glass of your dry white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola!

Prompt service though.. I like this bar

It’s here most Fridays "

Really? I've.. been in Fab incarceration for some time.. only been let out recently on good behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers sexy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cocktail of lemons, lines and something yummy "

I have a lovely lemon lime rum cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to have a glass of wine but I can not unscrew the lid off the bottle! Please can I have a glass of your dry white? "

Of course, large glass

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I was going to have a glass of wine but I can not unscrew the lid off the bottle! Please can I have a glass of your dry white?

Of course, large glass "

Please, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Spiced rum and - naked please

Who’s getting naked? It’s not that kind of establishment! here’s your spiced rum and coca cola!

Prompt service though.. I like this bar

It’s here most Fridays

Really? I've.. been in Fab incarceration for some time.. only been let out recently on good behaviour."

Ahh I see, well some fridays I don’t open depending on other things but most fridays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to have a glass of wine but I can not unscrew the lid off the bottle! Please can I have a glass of your dry white?

Of course, large glass

Please, thank you "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening miss, gin n slimline and pint of lager please. Is the jager on ice for later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening miss, gin n slimline and pint of lager please. Is the jager on ice for later? "

Coming right up and yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx

Yes I am thanks, hope you are too

All good here hun jd is just what I needed xx

Perfect news, always good to have a drink on a Friday evening "

Chin chin hun have a perfect weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening miss, gin n slimline and pint of lager please. Is the jager on ice for later?

Coming right up and yes it is "

Might be a tad forward and early, but keep that jager on ice for the lock in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of jd and please and one for yourself xx

I’m on red wine at the minute, here’s your JD and cola

Thanks and hope your having a good evening xx

Yes I am thanks, hope you are too

All good here hun jd is just what I needed xx

Perfect news, always good to have a drink on a Friday evening

Chin chin hun have a perfect weekend xx "

You too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening miss, gin n slimline and pint of lager please. Is the jager on ice for later?

Coming right up and yes it is

Might be a tad forward and early, but keep that jager on ice for the lock in. "

Lock in? Aye go on then if the thread lasts this long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? "

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x"

I’ll make it a very large one

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Excuse me nice bar lady, could I have another....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me nice bar lady, could I have another.... "

Of course you can, coming right up

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Excuse me nice bar lady, could I have another....

Of course you can, coming right up "

Thank you and one for yourself of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cocktail of lemons, lines and something yummy

I have a lovely lemon lime rum cocktail "

Sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a swift pint of lager and a glass of rose tonight please sexy b, I’ve got a big day tomorrow and Lacey’s on a promise

Don’t forget to take one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one "

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me nice bar lady, could I have another....

Of course you can, coming right up

Thank you and one for yourself of course."

Oh I’m on red wine tonight, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one "

Off to the bar, can I get one in and invite to join us in the snug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cocktail of lemons, lines and something yummy

I have a lovely lemon lime rum cocktail

Sounds delicious "

I’ll make you one now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a swift pint of lager and a glass of rose tonight please sexy b, I’ve got a big day tomorrow and Lacey’s on a promise

Don’t forget to take one for yourself "

Oh really we’ll enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one "

Large drink yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider please if it's not too much trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one

Off to the bar, can I get one in and invite to join us in the snug?"

Maybe later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cider please if it's not too much trouble "

Coming right up and never too much trouble for you PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine please and lots of it!

Red or white

Whatever you have my lovely xx

I have a lovely bottle of Rioja x"

Perfect, thank you x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Pernod and OJ for me, and Jayne will have a mojito ta x

Coming right up, I haven’t had Pernod in years "

Try it with orange juice, its awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one

Off to the bar, can I get one in and invite to join us in the snug?

Maybe later? "

Oops sorry was saving moves on you for the lock-in

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Malt whisky with 2 cubes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking? "

Would a southern comfort neat with ice be ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cider please if it's not too much trouble

Coming right up and never too much trouble for you PP "

Thanks

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Biggest glass of red you’ve got pls xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine please and lots of it!

Red or white

Whatever you have my lovely xx

I have a lovely bottle of Rioja x

Perfect, thank you x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pernod and OJ for me, and Jayne will have a mojito ta x

Coming right up, I haven’t had Pernod in years

Try it with orange juice, its awesome. "

I used to drink it with lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Now dry January is over could I please have a large vodka and cranberry juice please x

I’ll make it a very large one

Perfect, thank you! Got to love a large one

Off to the bar, can I get one in and invite to join us in the snug?

Maybe later?

Oops sorry was saving moves on you for the lock-in "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Malt whisky with 2 cubes please "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bars open, tunes are playing, what’s everyone drinking?

Would a southern comfort neat with ice be ok x"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Biggest glass of red you’ve got pls xx"

Coming right up

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Morgan spice and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morgan spice and lemonade please "

Coming right up

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Excuse me nice bar lady, could I have another....

Of course you can, coming right up

Thank you and one for yourself of course.

Oh I’m on red wine tonight, thanks "

Oh I like a good red, mind if I join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Bar's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Bar's "

Have a drink. Chill that exactitude out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old J Spiced rum and ginger with a squeeze of fresh lime for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a large glass of that gold label courvoisier off the top shelf please, keep the bottle handy! ??

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