FabSwingers.com forum: Pick when you were born on

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Pick the month you were born on

1 = I ate

2 = I needed

3 = I killed

4 = I shot

5 = I kissed

6 = I smoked with

7 = I banged

8 = I ran shirtless with

9 = I got stabbed horribly by

10 = I cuddled with

11 = I slept with

12 = I ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on

01 = the kool-aid man

02 = a dog

03 = a shoe

04 = a toothbrush

05 = Santa Claus

06 = The Trojan man

07 = Barny the dinosaur

08 = a prostitute

09 = a porn star

10 = a bag of

11 = my lover

12 = a glass of milk

13 = a horse

14 = a lesbian

15 = a stripper

16 = a pickle

17 = a jew

18 = a horse

19 = an orange

20 = my mom

21 = a homeless guy

22 = a jar of honey

23 = my crush

24 = an easter egg

25 = a whore

26 = a condom

27 = a bowl of cereal

28 = a french fry

29 = your dealer

30 = Paris Hilton

31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

White = because I love marijuana

Black = because im sexy as hell

Pink = Because the little people told me to

Blue = because I’m good in bed

Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots = because I hate my life

Purple = because I’m gay

Gray = because I got dared

Other = because that’s how I rol

Green = because I have amazing boobs

Orange = because I smoke crack

Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown = because I had to

Shirtless = because I’ve got abs

Comment What You Got

Vinny's

I killed Barny the dinosaur because I’m a pimp and your jealous

Carol's

I got stabbed horribly by a stripper because I’m good in bed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I ate your granda cause the little people told me

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I seriously can't put on here what mine has come out as

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I seriously can't put on here what mine has come out as

Chicken!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate your granda cause the little people told me

I banged Paris Hilton, because I love Maryjane......

Strange that

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Mr A's ... I got stabbed horribly by a condom beacuse i was dared

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I ate a whore because I am sexy as hell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with Santa Claus because Im sexy as hell.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I banged my crush because I'm good in bed

Fairly tame really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG

I ate a bag of because the little people told me to

how did you know???

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i slept with a glass of milk because i'm good in bed.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Professor Plum, with the lead pipe, in the library!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with a whore cos i got dared!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed a condom because I am gay

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I needed my crush because I'm sexy as hell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran shirtless with a horse because I'm sexy as hell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed a homeless man because I love marijuana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well Dave killed Barny the dinosaur because he got dared and Sam killed a bag of because she loves marijuana!!!

"Careful with that axe Eugene!"

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

love mine...because I have amazing boobs...my precious....mine all mine...runs off to get the wet and soapy before the disappear...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I ate, i shot, i ran

am i doing this correctly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate, i shot, i ran

am i doing this correctly?"

lol.... no.... your not

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I ate, i shot, i ran

am i doing this correctly?

lol.... no.... your not"

You mean it's *NOT* the describe your last meet thread, my oh my

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am not sure if I can put mine down.. I think it may be potentially illegal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure if I can put mine down.. I think it may be potentially illegal...

what and me killing a homeless man because of drugs isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i kissed a jar of honey because i'm good in bed lol.....well part right xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay...

I cuddled with a horse because I’m good in bed

police!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"okay...

I cuddled with a horse because I’m good in bed

police!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoked with a whore becaus i like marijuna lol

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I cuddled with my crush because I have amazing boobs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I slept with a homeless man because I'm good in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an observation - but the common colour of tops (black pink blue) have the sexiest/funniest outcomes and the colours nobody would be seen dead in have the negative or least attractive outcome sentences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slept with a homeless man because I'm good in bed"

you cant have i killed him

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I slept with a homeless man because I'm good in bed

you cant have i killed him

Thought he was quiet

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

I shot the Kool aid man because I got dared (Mrs ) :

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

I smoked with a lesbian because Im good in bed :} ( Mr )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got stabbed horribly by my crush because I'm sexy as hell"

Oh dear God I hope not!!!

Mr Ts is

"I ran shirtless with Barny the dinosaur because I'm sexy as hell"

....is it odd that I can actually picture him doing that!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I banged a stripper because i love marijuana her

I ate your dealer because im sexy as hell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot Barney the dinosaur because im sexy as hell...

yeah that's how I roll.. bomb diggity.

umm i mean poor barney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because i have amazing boobs....apparently

Sounds just like a normal day here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot a whore because i'm good in bed

how the fuck does that work?..very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is so wrong on many levels that I ain't repeating it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Her, i ate a porn star cos i have amazing boobs.

Me, i kissed a pickle cos i got dared

Lol certainly the latter with with her is true

very good fun

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I ran shirtless with a horse because I'm sexy as hell!!

lol hubba hubba

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I ran shirtless with a pickle because I'm good in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needed a horse because im sexy as hell

Oh dear!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I shot the dog because that's how I rol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I killed a shoe because i'm good in bed !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got stabbed horribly by an Easter Egg because I am sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoked with my lover because I'm good in bed.

Job done then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i needed an easter egg because thats how i roll :D

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I ran naked with a porn star coz Im good in bed

(presumably we ran around the bedroom!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ran shitless with an orange coz im a pimp and your jelous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

I got stabbed horribly by The trojan man because im sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

wouldn't you need a name to go with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoked with a pickle because im sexy as hell *hubby*

I needed a french fry because im sexy as hell *wifey*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i smoked with a dog cos im as sexy as hell .........and let me tell you that aint never gonna happen !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran naked with a pickle because I am good in bwd

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

it's ok, i've changed my shirt from this afternoon

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

Plus, wouldn't it be simpler to read the "happy birthday" or better still the "it's my birthday in two days" threads?

That'd be some birthday surprise for them wouldn't it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I killed a shoe because im good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot a stripper cause i love marijuana xx

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

I ran shirtless with the kool aid man because I love marijuana!

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"what a clever way of getting peeps date of birth to scam their bank accounts

wouldn't you need a name to go with it?"

And a year of birth. And I know some of the lads are holding out on a few years. I'm really 24. Oooops there goes the savings!

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I banged my crush because I had to

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