FabSwingers.com forum: I tell a lie

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tell a lie about the poster above.

Make it funny, try not to leave anyone out.

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell a lie about the poster above.

Make it funny, try not to leave anyone out.

Do your worst

He has never missed a lesson at school to visit the dentist and he doesn't like hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wears the hats to cover up the fact he’s got a massive wart growing on the top of his head that’s shaped like a penis x

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Studying at Sydney University

Keeps failing the oral exam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Studying at Sydney University

Keeps failing the oral exam"

Thor wasnt available for the avengers so we got this bloke

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Drank all the brut 33 at the last social when the Stella ran out

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Drank all the brut 33 at the last social when the Stella ran out"

Has no hair which is why he wears a hat; he also doesn't have eyes, a nose and a mouth.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Drank all the brut 33 at the last social when the Stella ran out

Has no hair which is why he wears a hat; he also doesn't have eyes, a nose and a mouth."

He has a thing for growing his toenails. There that long now he has special shoes made for him to walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He paints his bum white to make it seemlike hes tanned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had to go to the doctor with a bicycle saddle stuck up her coochie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He paints his bum white to make it seemlike hes tanned"

Has really small boobs and wears inflatable ones made from pigs bladders.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"He paints his bum white to make it seemlike hes tanned"
Everyone knows how to pronounce her username . Is it Rubi Doo or Rubi duo-x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been a eunuch since age of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot the chicken nugget

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat "
Thor’s hammer puts him to shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat Thor’s hammer puts him to shame"

Her tongue is blue from licking smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat Thor’s hammer puts him to shame"

Just joined the xmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically, Colgate has no teeth! Merely a set of tiny ivory piano keys in their place on which you can play the entertainer when he smiles (Or chop sticks, if you prefer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks wisky mug at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat Thor’s hammer puts him to shame

Her tongue is blue from licking smurfs"
thats not a lie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got barred from the local ski club because of her love of alternative water sports off the back of the speedboat Thor’s hammer puts him to shame

Her tongue is blue from licking smurfsthats not a lie??"

Just been kicked out of the xmen for licking smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s got housemaids knee..... not from scrubbing the floor I hasten to add!!!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wears crotch less knickers so she can piss while standing at the bus stop

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

this is my impression of a burnt match .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His dressing up day as Jamiroquai were failing miserably

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

He will not meet me.. I keep trying .. but always no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the witness protection program

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under the witness protection program

Under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes a secret canibal

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Under my tutelage

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

has a red one for meeting also seen on crimewatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once gave David Dickinson an unreal deal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has really got to grips with contouring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has really got to grips with contouring "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant lie about girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still looking for the chicken nugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opened for billy ray cyrus on the " line dance or die " tour in early 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When having sex wonders if the cat has been fed ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret tea drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes a double dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 12:45:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When having sex wonders if the cat has been fed ....

Really from new zealand wants to keep it quiet

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Legs like a hobbit

Manners of an orc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His mum clearly misjudged the length of the willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 12:53:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interrogated a hamster for 3 hours before finding out what was really hidden in the straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When having sex wonders if the cat has been fed ....

Really from new zealand wants to keep it quiet"

Omg that’s is so not True lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys a quiet night in wearing a flat cap and hobnailed boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not his only funny shaped ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not his only funny shaped ball "

Loves cock pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not his only funny shaped ball

Loves cock pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes shopping with anthony perkins and sue perkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not his only funny shaped ball

Loves cock pictures

Can lick her eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not his only funny shaped ball

Loves cock pictures

Can lick her eyebrows"

Has a varied selection of socks (that are all too small for his feet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 13:20:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 02/02/18 13:20:34]"

G3orgie is his real name

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

He likes a spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really 22

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I wish

He has no underwear

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mistook a can of spaghetti hoops for a job lot of cock rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has eyes in the back of his head

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

He likes wanking in his socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She loves wanking me in her socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He likes wanking in his socks

She also likes wanking in my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been misusing work's photocopier

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"He likes wanking in his socks

She has a thing for men in frilly dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been misusing work's photocopier "

Frothy coffee made me all frofthy to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He likes wanking in his socks

She has a thing for men in frilly dresses"

you still have mine

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Likes to dress up as Lily Savage and listen to radio 2 every Sunday

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