FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the last thing you did for the first time?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Read this thread.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Used a spreader bar....or had one used on me,unsure of the correct term,but my it was fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knit 18 mittens with two thumbs in each of them. Just finished last week it was the weirdest thing I have ever been asked to do for the school. They're for one of their productions. I'm sure it will be a hoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squats with 100kg earlier on

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

waterski...someone told me it was easy...liar...ooops...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Knit 18 mittens with two thumbs in each of them. Just finished last week it was the weirdest thing I have ever been asked to do for the school. They're for one of their productions. I'm sure it will be a hoot."

2 thumbs...so Rothbury still has the inbreeding problem then?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I allowed a post to get to me so much, I had to act on it and make a phone call!

(But that was a good thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put sun kissed look moisturising lotion on my legs and forget to wash hands after ,now have orange hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 thumbs...so Rothbury still has the inbreeding problem then?

hahahahahahahahah!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put sun kissed look moisturising lotion on my legs and forget to wash hands after ,now have orange hands

Trust you!!

Now I know this is a bit lateral but did anyone else ever sing that song at school called Orange Balls?

It went: orange balls orange balls who will buy my orange balls?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It went: orange balls orange balls who will buy my orange balls?

Looks like I am biting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

assist in a porn picks shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It went: orange balls orange balls who will buy my orange balls?

Looks like I am biting...

I've just rang my mate from school and sang it down the phone and she is in absolute hysterics. Then she told me not to ring her at work ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that might have something to do with one of "chef's" songs in south park

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"assist in a porn picks shoot

You need to be careful making teas and coffees around naked people....can be dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put sun kissed look moisturising lotion on my legs and forget to wash hands after ,now have orange hands

Trust you!!

Now I know this is a bit lateral but did anyone else ever sing that song at school called Orange Balls?

It went: orange balls orange balls who will buy my orange balls?"

Nope never heard of it but if you got a pair of them 2 thumb mittens going free chuck them my way please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that might have something to do with one of "chef's" songs in south park"

Im very flattered you think I went to school after South Park hit our screens!!

Think more Bleep and Booster and you're nearer the mark!!

Oh lord who else remembers Bleep and Booster!!!????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put sun kissed look moisturising lotion on my legs and forget to wash hands after ,now have orange hands

Trust you!!

Now I know this is a bit lateral but did anyone else ever sing that song at school called Orange Balls?

It went: orange balls orange balls who will buy my orange balls?

Nope never heard of it but if you got a pair of them 2 thumb mittens going free chuck them my way please

They're just to fit 7 year olds - you can have nine pairs of them after the school play lol! You will have to accept one of the thumbs is stuffed and the other one's probably chewed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread really made me think, and i couldnt think of one thing! Thats terrible, im going to be more proactive, i do have our names down for a club party, we've never been to a club before and i just ( 10 mins ago!) signed up for an italian language course, something ive been meaning to do for years, so thanks for this thread giving me a kick up the backside! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sushi at lunch time. I was persuaded and it wasn't as bad as i expected.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

DVP was the last thing i've done for the first time (finally!) and I loved it

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach my hair.....I'm now a red head & LOVE it! I need to get a green cat suit so I can be Poison Ivy for Halloween!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

pay a tree surgeong to chop down the half of our neighbours horsechestnut that over hung our garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a strapless strap-on for the 1st time. Oh.My.F--king.Gawd! It was, hot, hot, hot!

Thanks, Lovehoney!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had alfresco sex, it was before the weather turned and it was fabulous!

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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

nawty stuff... gave a bj in back of a van at side of road

not nawty stuff... went to wicks to get some DIY stuff for my dad! Not going back again... I think i may be allergic to DIY shops!!

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Went shopping at Tesco's at 1am in the morning and checked out £60 worth of shopping on self service till

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep-fried wedges of Camembert coated in a shop bought spicy batter mix ……

(I'd normally make my own mix)

There ya go.... thats my.. last first !!!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"that might have something to do with one of "chef's" songs in south park

Im very flattered you think I went to school after South Park hit our screens!!

Think more Bleep and Booster and you're nearer the mark!!

Oh lord who else remembers Bleep and Booster!!!????"

its more like rag tag and bob tail for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shagged my best friend...and want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 'speculumd' and peed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 'speculumd' and peed in

yummy :D

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shared a double ender!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shared a double ender!

Next on my list of 'last thing I did for the 1st time', lol!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Had alfresco sex, it was before the weather turned and it was fabulous!

How is Alf?.....lovely bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I;m not saying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleach my hair.....I'm now a red head & LOVE it! I need to get a green cat suit so I can be Poison Ivy for Halloween! "

Excellent. Whats Mrs going to wear?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shared a double ender!

Next on my list of 'last thing I did for the 1st time', lol!

Oooh there's that nice ass again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just say I found a new erogenous zone... And oh wow!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the cricket in the summer and i still don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shared a double ender!

Next on my list of 'last thing I did for the 1st time', lol!

Oooh there's that nice ass again!!

I could say the same about you, but I'd add 'ets' to the ass in your case

Your's are rather striking, especially your legs in those boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"behave"

Party pooper!!!!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Let's just say I found a new erogenous zone... And oh wow!!!!

Ooh - please share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to a dam and eves, in manchester, my first club visit

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Posted a new subject on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's just say I found a new erogenous zone... And oh wow!!!!

Ooh - please share

Well, when I say a new erogenous zone, it's not new exactly, but it's amazing how powerful lots of teasing and avoidance of the obvious places can be... I've always loved having my neck kissed and my nipples played with at the same time, but never before has it tipped me over the edge!!!!! Was so deliciously intense, makes me tremble just thinking about it....

Phew!! I'm off for a cold shower!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

yesterday walked past a shoe shop without going in! Z

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"that might have something to do with one of "chef's" songs in south park

Im very flattered you think I went to school after South Park hit our screens!!

Think more Bleep and Booster and you're nearer the mark!!

Oh lord who else remembers Bleep and Booster!!!????"

Was only thinking of them the other day when they were talking about Blue Peter now being broadcast from Manchester

and how there`s now no more Blue Peter garden. Sadly, I am old enough to remember Bleep and Booster

Now last first times! Took part in a porn shoot while I should have been at work and I used the firm`s vehicle as a prop and another was to take norty pictures of a lady, her first ever norty pics she`d had taken. They were also the first ever norty pics she put on the net and one of them was the winner of a competition run by that website!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday two firsts. OH tied me up and used a magic wand on me...still throbbing, and turned down a slice of chocolate fudge for the celery and carrot sticks I now stock in my fridge to fight the munchies.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shared a double ender!

Next on my list of 'last thing I did for the 1st time', lol!

Oooh there's that nice ass again!!

I could say the same about you, but I'd add 'ets' to the ass in your case

Your's are rather striking, especially your legs in those boots

Why thank you!

And you definitely shouldn't behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shared a double ender!

Next on my list of 'last thing I did for the 1st time', lol!

Oooh there's that nice ass again!!

I could say the same about you, but I'd add 'ets' to the ass in your case

Your's are rather striking, especially your legs in those boots

Why thank you!

And you definitely shouldn't behave!

You are most welcome x

I had been 'behaving' for 45 years. Enough! Now is the time for living and naughty fun

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

just been banned from chat for an hour - my first ever

Harsh but i appreciate mods only doing their job

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