FabSwingers.com forum: You can tell others are swingers

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Nice lighthearted thread, how can you tell someone else is a swinger or loves sex ?

I'll start with ladies paying far to much attention to the cucumbers and marrows in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got a pineapple somewhere

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The pampas grass in the garden..

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Bulk buys batteries and holds shares in Duracell

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Their pants start vibrating in the queue at Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sweat when people say the word FAB around them.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Their pants start vibrating in the queue at Asda

Eggactly

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The women walk like john Wayne after the weekends fun

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

They got those little fish type symbols on the back of the car

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Their children are sourced from anonymous gang-bangs, so they've no clue who the fathers are - that's how all us swingers are.

Likewise, we don't keep cars very long, as we're forever getting the keys mixed up - our lives are very random.

Our cars are almost always splattered with mud, as we spend half our lives at dogging spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their children are sourced from anonymous gang-bangs, so they've no clue who the fathers are - that's how all us swingers are.

Likewise, we don't keep cars very long, as we're forever getting the keys mixed up - our lives are very random.

Our cars are almost always splattered with mud, as we spend half our lives at dogging spots."

Or car has more splashes of white across it than a plasterers radio

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

"They got those little fish type symbols on the back of the car"

This made me spit my tea out lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Women walking past Ann Summers loudly stating “I ripped the gusset out of that one”

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

"They got those little fish type symbols on the back of the car

This made me spit my tea out lol"
snap lol

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