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By *iss_Samantha_Lovecock OP TV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

is my favourite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

is my favourite..

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Wetter than an otter's pocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl who likes to say yes

Well it's better than the advert

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Up the bum

No harm done!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples like a gorillas thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

face like a bombay money lender

arse like a bag of spanners

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘That’s about as much use as a fart in a storm.’

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Fell out the ugly tree

Hit every branch on the way down

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

As much use as a chocolate fireguard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use to me as a cock flavoured lollypop

But i imagion some of you will like that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave it’s arse and teach it to walk backwards’

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A fanny like a Shetland pony blowing hot soup.

A fanny like punched lasagne.

Before you shoot me, just because I'm a child and they made me snigger does not mean I would ever say them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘He/she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nerves of steel, knob of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face that could curdle milk

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ugly as the bottom of a spotwelders rucksack

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘He/she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!’ (I’m only quoting these!)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

What doin?

Love that pooch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As tight as a camels arse in a sand storm

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You hear that? No? Well that’s the sound of me giving a fuck!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock so big i can use it as a kickstand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a face like a stuntmans knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U must have me confused with my twin brother cos i dont give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the pink, one in the stink

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You’re more full of shit than a London sewer!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in the pink, one in the stink"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Drier than a kangaroos jock-strap.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit

I cud ate oss ets died o the riff (black Country saying)

It that cold I just saw a brass monkey looking for a braiser

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By *aque meoffMan
over a year ago

chester le street

"‘If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave it’s arse and teach it to walk backwards’"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in the pink, one in the stink

I know it’s vulgar but I can’t help laughing at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could hammer nails in with that

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

With luck like mine if I fell into a skip full of tits I’d climb out sucking me bloody thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in the pink, one in the stink

I know it’s vulgar but I can’t help laughing at it."

It is rather amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any hole is a goal...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Dirty?! - They’re the sort of people who put shit on the table to keep flies off the food!’

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Slack as a bag of knackers...my auntie's favourite when describing her son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't go into battle riding that

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Drier than a nuns chuff

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By *nnocent and RaunchyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester /London

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Two in the goo and one in the poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A storm in a teacup.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

One eyes gone to the shops, the others on its way back with the change

(to describe someone with a dodgy squint)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘He/she has an IQ less than their shoe size!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in the pink, one in the stink

I know it’s vulgar but I can’t help laughing at it.

It is rather amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t make a silk purse out of a pigs ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put lipstic on a pig but its still a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the cut of your jib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steaming like a pan of irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got more front than Brighton

You're having a bubble

A friend in need is a friend indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's so much shit coming out his mouth that his arse is jealous.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

about as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Tick follows tock and there’s more than one way to skin a porcupine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That persons a bobfoc

Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said he was a virgin, but he had an arse like a glassblower's lips."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in the pink, one in the stink"

Two in the pink and one in the stink..... That's called the shocker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put your boots in the oven but it don't make 'em biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as much use as a chocolate kettle

the lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bag of smashed crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a gutted trout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one my favourite... you must think I come across the Thames on a digestive biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever floats ya boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't even organise a piss up in a brewery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more meaningful one... there's no rainbow without a little rain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the cut of your jib "

I don't like the cut of your jib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mad as a box of frogs"
mad as March air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the tide wouldn’t take you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Window licker "
horrible one that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even the tide wouldn’t take you out! "
you must have shit in your eyes

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Girl run faster with skirt up than man with trousers down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A storm in a teacup.

The calm before the storm

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

As mad as a box of frogs

neither use nor ornament

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

A face like the northbound end of a southbound cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teamwork makes the dream work...

Right on so many levels

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Only wears knickers to keep her ankles warm

.so ugly wen u peel an onion the onion crys..neva wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's like a fart in a trance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away take a long walk off a short pier

Go play tig with the buses

Face like a bag of slevers

Shorter than a midges baw hair

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Eat shit and die

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

On it like a tramp on a kipper.

Bat shit crazy.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

You’ve got more mouth than a cows got cunt....

And

Colder than a witches tit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow is just another day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A face that could curdle milk

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's cum together

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Mad as a box of frogs mad as March air "

Is March air mad ?? I think it's as mad as a March Hare lol

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

He/She/It is about as welcome as a fart in a Spacesuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stitch in time saves nine love that or never stick your dick in if its thatched

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