FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you go " fuuuuck no " !!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Possibly a bit touchy this one but try and run with it:

Have you stumbled across any profiles with photos that have just made you almost lose your breakfast ? People so ( im sure im not allowed to say ugly in this enlightened day and age ) repellent that you literally scratch your head as to how they have photos of themselves in the act with another human. Sometimes its not just the physical thats totally left you cold, their profile has all the fun of being stuck in a lift with Michael McIntyre for 18 hours..

Soooo, not naming names..what have you found that you really wish had been left unearthed on here ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't like gaping pics or jizz on people/coming our of places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like gaping pics or jizz on people/coming our of places"

Agreed..i get that awkward feeling i may be seeing something that only a vet should be viewing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

What creeps me is big hairy bushes with a little foreskin perking through ughhhhh. Not me thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit."

Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1 word "marrow" enough said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What creeps me is big hairy bushes with a little foreskin perking through ughhhhh. Not me thank you very much "

Gaaah..the ole burt Reynolds in a head scissors hold photo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum fulled pussys and arses make me gag

Dont get the appeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 word "marrow" enough said"

Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"1 word "marrow" enough said

Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?"

Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle

Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"1 word "marrow" enough said

Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?"

In fairness think it was more useful as a veg stall on a market

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"1 word "marrow" enough said

Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?

Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle

Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail?"

You remember it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"1 word "marrow" enough said"

I saw one that featured a pedal bin.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

I've been iching to ask this question; I didn't because, firstly, I had Jiminey Cricket reminding me that everyone is beautiful in their own way and that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and, secondly i didnt have the nerve to.

Yes, I've seen pictures of people that even I couldn't find anything appealing about and like the OP, I've wondered who'd get excited by them but, this is the fabulous thing about Fab, someone (infact many) will. Which, is good news for everyone because, as we all have different tastes therefore, in theory, we all have the potential to make someone lose their breakfast and, conversely, to be blown away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit.

Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment

The one's so close up that I can't for the life of me work out what part of the body they belong to interest me

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

For me, its anything that makes me wonder if the other person in the pic knew it was being taken and if there is consent to post it, if it distinguishes them or not. Puts me right off replying to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 word "marrow" enough said

Well..thats me not eating this morning ta . Not so much a vagina more a vegina ?

Ha! Genuinely made me chuckle

Anything crude - Yes. You had sex. I’m over the moon for you. Did you really have to show me that in all its gory detail?"

I reckon moonpig should do cards for such things..they can send in whatever pic they chose, then the moonpiggers have to forward it 1st class on a classless card, probably to an ex of some description " hey barry !! Look who had a happy bumcum day !!"

Oh shit..think ive just created a niche market...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 word "marrow" enough said

I saw one that featured a pedal bin.

Oh jeesus..leave it lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Omg I nearly spewed my sausage baguette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Omg I nearly spewed my sausage baguette "

Theres a photo of that on here somewhere too...oh hang on..thats not a ....oooooh christ !!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Omg I nearly spewed my sausage baguette

Theres a photo of that on here somewhere too...oh hang on..thats not a ....oooooh christ !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really hate dirty homes on pics - not a fan of gaping arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Yuk.....this.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's some folk on here who i find physically abhorrent..which i know blurs the whole line of taste subjectively and objectively..after all it is all down to the individual, but certain things utterly bemuse and amuse me in equal measure..when i see what in my eyes is a truly unfuckable human being who also has " hey ! Cum fuck me " scrawled on their photos, my head just shakes in despair but i find myself laughing.

Its not as if im anything to write home about but christ..some realistic expectations and a touch of subtlety surely would benefit some folk ?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"I don't like gaping pics or jizz on people/coming our of places"

Agree - also mouth wide open with jizz on tongue etc. Something stuck up bits, can or orange. One yhe other day anal hole looked prolapsed was nearly sick. I know its a sex site but prefer sexy/sensual pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling sensitive at the moment so most pics make me

Action shots should be kept private, for the enjoyment of the people involved.

Anything that gapes.

Ugly cocks and too much pubic hair!

Pics where you have trouble making out what the hell its supposed to be. You spend 15 mins scrutinising the pic and then you work it out. It's like those magic eye pics.

It's all very much personal choice and going by "hot pics", clearly some of these are very pleasing to lots of people.

I just bypass these pics and profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Yuk.....this.....

Just think..cavemen had to dash off, find a rock and then try etching that image on a cave wall..back when fabs started in 275000 b.c. ( yes..i may be inaccurate there..im no history teacher )

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I don't think I'm that fragile a person,but anything to close up makes me squirm a bit.

Im all for sexy and often filthy but some stuff..it just looks like it should be on a science documentary regarding trying to find a cure for some ailment

The one's so close up that I can't for the life of me work out what part of the body they belong to interest me

I think I've a right to know what has disturbed me - but it's probably better to live in ignorance.

On a similar vein, there'll be someone with lots of brightly lit pics, so they don't appear to live in a cave but one will be all dark and unfathomable - was a ghost at work, muscling in on a 3 way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"really hate dirty homes on pics - not a fan of gaping arseholes"

Tell you what else is a winner..a man and woman post action shot annnd the bloke will invariably have a pair of bloody grey socks on..nowt else..just..socks ! Its more low rent than a flat above an off-licence in rhyl.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Unimaginative and poorly executed interior decor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unimaginative and poorly executed interior decor

Bugger..now i feel the urge to get that profile pic of mine down lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not here but in one of my WhatsApp groups one of my mates made a big shouty comment demanding to see a loo (one of my other friends in the group had just decorated) so I googled the shittiest most disgusting lav I could find and posted the pic... that was about two weeks ago and I’m still being told off for it!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Or they catch it mid-flight

Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).

On the ‘peeve’ list is guys who have photos of women on their profile - I’m not interested in who you’ve dived, I want to know what you look like!! Or group play shots where I’ve no idea who is who!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Or they catch it mid-flight

Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).

Yep..household items aren't that arousing, anatomy can be beautiful but not when it looks like the checkout on supermarket sweep...oooh look Dale!! Someone's got an inflatable cabbage, 2 curtain poles, 2 actual Polish Poles and a can of heinz chunky soup ..im gonna stop now because the rest doesn't really bear thinking on..

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"There's some folk on here who i find physically abhorrent..which i know blurs the whole line of taste subjectively and objectively..after all it is all down to the individual, but certain things utterly bemuse and amuse me in equal measure..when i see what in my eyes is a truly unfuckable human being who also has " hey ! Cum fuck me " scrawled on their photos, my head just shakes in despair but i find myself laughing.

Its not as if im anything to write home about but christ..some realistic expectations and a touch of subtlety surely would benefit some folk ?"

I have to agree that a touch of subtlety is becoming. Truly unfuckable human being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Or they catch it mid-flight

Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).

this made me chuckle. Seriously though some peoples imagination of what looks sexy really fathoms me.

I for one don't find insertions sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse

Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Then they proudly show off Spiderman web hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse

Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ?

"
will anyone give it

'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't like pics of lady parts being held open.The worst I saw had her vagina and inner thighs smeared with blood. Looked like a horror film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Or they catch it mid-flight

Any gaping close ups, especially covered in jizz, or with an untidy undercarriage, or anything with random household items inserted (fruit, bottles, deodorant cans etc).

this made me chuckle. Seriously though some peoples imagination of what looks sexy really fathoms me.

I for one don't find insertions sexy."

They do have that " here's what you could have won..no..no..take it away again lads " bullseye unwon prize about them..i dont really want to see what somebody got last week for getting ' 3 in a bed '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like pics of lady parts being held open.The worst I saw had her vagina and inner thighs smeared with blood. Looked like a horror film. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like pics of lady parts being held open.The worst I saw had her vagina and inner thighs smeared with blood. Looked like a horror film. "

Yup..badduns they are indeed..im not likely to be aroused by something that appears to be the late onset of the birthing process..think i may prefer a smirking vagina to a yawning one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse

Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ?

will anyone give it

'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder

And so obviously for a circumsised penis..Len would shout " Severed "!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A post wank cum shot. Especially if they've just caught it in their hand and taken a pic

Then they proudly show off Spiderman web hands.

Hee

caught me off guard that and now im giggling taaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t see them now - but there was a couples profile who regularly posted pics of a clearly prolapsed vagina and arse - often with hair, cum or various objects sticking out of them!

Their veris made me smart too - saying how great it felt to get 2 fists up there!

Eeeeew - probably off the scene due to prolapse

Maybe we should institute an audience vote like they have on Strictly? Which disfigured rectum or blue waffle vagina would you like to send home this week ?

will anyone give it

'Seeeerrrvvvveerrn' I wonder

And so obviously for a circumsised penis..Len would shout " Severed "!!!

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