FabSwingers.com forum: Wink for wank

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure if this has been touched on before, but seeing as a fair few folk don't seem to respond to the good old "wink", can't we have a "wank" button instead ? Let the object of your interest really know just how much they be caught your attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might break the site don't you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((((

))))) for Jo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It might break the site don't you think

Oh i can just see the site management on the phone to Microsoft technical support.." yeah..yeah..some user called jo with a fabulous ASSet put up a new photo and boom !! We got 20000 wank hits and then the whole system went to shit..whats that ? Hold down control-alt and delete ? ..right yeah..nowts happening "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"((((

))))) for Jo

I'm only thinking that the amount of wanking that goes on the wank button would get very hot and blow up on the first day of being used

So OP back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will want a fab joystick next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A free cat to the first dude who has the gall to say he has a fab joystick..please god..just dont ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People will want a fab joystick next

This is like dragons den ...invent your fab thingies and whose will work the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A free cat to the first dude who has the gall to say he has a fab joystick..please god..just dont ok lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh god..here it comes lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol.."

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey "

Ooops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pressed the button it would lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it "

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you pressed the button it would lol"

If 30 thousand fabbers pressed the button it would explode into little pieces ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers.."

I'll give you 1% share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

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Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers.."

I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out "

Would they be fluffy socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share "

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

Oh really "

It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread has delicately swayed from a wank button and transformed into the local patents office lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

Oh really

It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....

I wouldn't get a new one

Takes along time to get used to a new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out

Would they be fluffy socks

Oh no...cotton, white...more absorbent, less likely to stain and don't leave fluffy bits everywhere...you know around edges and where you can't see .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has delicately swayed from a wank button and transformed into the local patents office lol"

I like the delicately swaying

Back on track

Wank button who thinks it's a good idea OP wants one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

Oh really

It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....

I wouldn't get a new one

Takes along time to get used to a new one

I think you're right...I'll keep looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I think you'll find they're called socks....I'm out

Would they be fluffy socks

Oh no...cotton, white...more absorbent, less likely to stain and don't leave fluffy bits everywhere...you know around edges and where you can't see ."

Don't worry your secret is safe with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost mine so can't I'm afraid..

Where did you lose it

I put it somewhere safe but can't find it

Oh really

It's very worrying....was going to consider a new one....but I was quite attached to the old one....it was getting on, a bit worn but it worked (after a fashion)....

I wouldn't get a new one

Takes along time to get used to a new one

I think you're right...I'll keep looking..."

Better had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!"

But it's a dreadlock holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!"

If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bugger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha "

I asked for that didn't i lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha

I asked for that didn't i lol"

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!

If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol"

Minestrone is off the menu and I take it you don't fratnise with leading clergymen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god..here it comes lol..

Explosion

Going back to your dragons den concept..erm, im now offering a 23% share in my idea for spunky screen wipers..

I'll give you 1% share

That gets you 10cc and a garage filled with some very suspiciously emblazoned boxes

Awesomely awesome

Thats not 10cc the band by the way

Oh shucks

He's not in love with those rubber bullets and pilots called Mandy are definitely out!

If you can work a dreadlock holiday mention into this you will have my utter respect lol

Minestrone is off the menu and I take it you don't fratnise with leading clergymen?"

You can feel the benefit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas."

You still have chocolates from Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I honestly read that and thought " he has a tin with dogs in ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary.."

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I honestly read that and thought " he has a tin with dogs in ??""

He might have ...but I'm reckoning chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol"

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies"

So you see eat them very slowly

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over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol "

Maybe they don't understand English

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

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over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

Present company excluded, oh there's plenty on here for whom English most definitely can't be a first language, though theyve mastered navvy and horny brickie very well lol...besides..do i really want a 3rd ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then "

You're telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

I really really daren't answer that jo lol x

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep "

It's a wink for wank remember

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over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

I really really daren't answer that jo lol x"

Ssssshhhh no one will see

no one is reading this

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over a year ago

Gosh we've had a 69

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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

I really really daren't answer that jo lol x

Ssssshhhh no one will see

no one is reading this "

Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol

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over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

I really really daren't answer that jo lol x

Ssssshhhh no one will see

no one is reading this

Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive taken this into my own hands, so to speak, and have drawn a big " wank " button on my laptop screen instead..granted indelible marker wasnt the best choice of stationary..

Ooops sounds like a great idea if only you used non permanent

I used the non permanent one up signing both my marriage certificates lol

I like it

Apparently my asking " can i get you a drink?" Seems to be a precursor to " i do " lol

Maybe they don't understand English

Hmmm, your suggesting that there are other ways to get a wife other than overseas mail order !!?? Damn..ive been a fool lol

Yes you could look on fab

A 3rd what I wonder

I really really daren't answer that jo lol x

Ssssshhhh no one will see

no one is reading this

Gaaah i cant !! I'll become your dirty little secret lol

Yerrrs..flirty blinky eyes..ahem ahem..my 3rd bo...oh no..erm..wank button for the masses !! Thats what i say !! ( an almost supersmooth james bond escape there )

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be "

Reward open to negotiations but the finder can have full use

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over a year ago

Back to the ops question

Wank button

Will it explode on impact have your say here

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over a year ago

"Back to the ops question

Wank button

Will it explode on impact have your say here

I think it should explode but be able to reform and be used again for a given number of uses in a 24 hour period.

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over a year ago

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"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be "

Hang on, someone has biscuits ???

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over a year ago

Know what would be great ? If like a foghorn or siren went off, full blast, upon depressing of the wank button..itd be worth it just for the excuses those who are working in offices would have to invent !

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be

Hang on, someone has biscuits ???

If Jo finds my joystick they are yours..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be

Hang on, someone has biscuits ???

If Jo finds my joystick they are yours..

If you took the jo out of your joystick..youd just have a ystick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be

Hang on, someone has biscuits ???

If Jo finds my joystick they are yours..

If you took the jo out of your joystick..youd just have a ystick

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over a year ago

"Back to the ops question

Wank button

Will it explode on impact have your say here

I think it should explode but be able to reform and be used again for a given number of uses in a 24 hour period."

How though once it's exploded

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over a year ago

"I'd rather have a tea button - Click here for a social cuppa

I likey

Ooops wrong thread

Get the kettle on methinks and the Rover selection tin left over from Xmas.

You still have chocolates from Xmas

I do...no sweet tooth...and a tin of biccies

So you see eat them very slowly

No, I entice unsuspecting ladies with the promise of free chocolate and biccies and, an old, but reliable, joystick...if only I could find the bloody thing

That's alot of enticing

Some need more persuasion than others...in fact the vast majority are not easily enticed...in my experience any way

You need to find your joystick then

You're telling me

Yes ..... yes I am

search for it ...dig deep

It's a wink for wank remember

Indeed, perhaps I can start a thread....help me find my joystick...offer a reward.....could be a plan

The reward would have to be huge

But entirely disproportionate with my joystick

Oh so big ...has has to be

Hang on, someone has biscuits ???

If Jo finds my joystick they are yours..

I'm still looking

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