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By *smithy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Basically just been talking to a girl on pof,chatting away and got talking about 1st messages and whats the weirdest,and obviously being a lad... dont really get that many haha she told me hers,which was .... guess the size of my cock, 1.2.3 go!! I was dieing haha so basicly... whats the weirdest you've been sent and fab dont count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone who wanted to know if he could buy my sweaty boxer shorts after a gym workout. That was on another Swinging site a few years back. That’s the worst that it’s got for me thankfully, I don’t think us guys get it half as bad as the ladies do!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Basically just been talking to a girl on pof,chatting away and got talking about 1st messages and whats the weirdest,and obviously being a lad... dont really get that many haha she told me hers,which was .... guess the size of my cock, 1.2.3 go!! I was dieing haha so basicly... whats the weirdest you've been sent and fab dont count "

fab dont count ........

In that case ive had 0 messages

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By *smithy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"I had someone who wanted to know if he could buy my sweaty boxer shorts after a gym workout. That was on another Swinging site a few years back. That’s the worst that it’s got for me thankfully, I don’t think us guys get it half as bad as the ladies do! "
yeah thats pretty bad haha but yeah like you said i dont think its as bad for us lads as it is for the girls. I was kinda hoping a few woman share their story's as i think it would be worth the read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On POF .... a guy asked if I’d paint him green and spank him whilst calling him a naughty avacado !

After I stopped laughing I was actually quite worried for the chap

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By *smithy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"Basically just been talking to a girl on pof,chatting away and got talking about 1st messages and whats the weirdest,and obviously being a lad... dont really get that many haha she told me hers,which was .... guess the size of my cock, 1.2.3 go!! I was dieing haha so basicly... whats the weirdest you've been sent and fab dont count

fab dont count ........

In that case ive had 0 messages "

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

After a few days swapping txt.

Because of the distance thing why don't we skip the dating and I just come up and move in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On POF .... a guy asked if I’d paint him green and spank him whilst calling him a naughty avacado !

After I stopped laughing I was actually quite worried for the chap "

Isnt this exactly what brought the Hulk in to being ?

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By *smithy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"On POF .... a guy asked if I’d paint him green and spank him whilst calling him a naughty avacado !

After I stopped laughing I was actually quite worried for the chap "
hahahaha fucking hillarious honestly what goes on in peoples heads sometimes haha did you go meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I fuck ..., I hate green (unlucky colour) and uggghhh avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles. "

That's the difference between here and POF.... Here they only want to poke you with a strap-on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles.

That's the difference between here and POF.... Here they only want to poke you with a strap-on.... "

I much prefer here. To many weirdos on POF.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles.

That's the difference between here and POF.... Here they only want to poke you with a strap-on....

I much prefer here. To many weirdos on POF. "

Said the straight guy with long hair and a big pink rose in it!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Can't remember if it was a first message, but it was certainly a very early message... Guy on a dating site years ago asked me if I had any kids, and if not, would I like some as he was doing a 2 for 1 offer on twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple from here wanted to meet but first i had to attack and violently beat up the bf and then take his girl to bed ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles.

That's the difference between here and POF.... Here they only want to poke you with a strap-on....

I much prefer here. To many weirdos on POF.

Said the straight guy with long hair and a big pink rose in it! "

That doesn't make me a weirdo, that just makes me fabulous dahlin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On POF .... a guy asked if I’d paint him green and spank him whilst calling him a naughty avacado !

After I stopped laughing I was actually quite worried for the chap "

Pmsl I've got really strange mental pictures in my head now..... I've never look at an Avacado in the same way again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles. "

She got straight to the point then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl in POF asked if she could poke me with knives, branding irons and needles.

She got straight to the point then haha "

I actually ended up chatting to her for a bit, she was cool, we just weren't into the same things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you go on cam naked wearing only leather gloves?

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By *smithy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Loving the stories peeps im now wandering what the success rate is tho haha if anyones actually gone,do you know what dave...i cant believe it, you've just read my mind....im all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On pof- can I eat a mars bar from your cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On pof- can I eat a mars bar from your cunt?

"

I would have at least started with a better topic

Because that's no way to get into a ladies snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On pof- can I eat a mars bar from your cunt?

I would have at least started with a better topic

Because that's no way to get into a ladies snickers

"

Haha milky bar or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On pof- can I eat a mars bar from your cunt?

I would have at least started with a better topic

Because that's no way to get into a ladies snickers

Haha milky bar or nothing "

Ooh that's a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I want to watch you crush snails in your stilettos... I’ll pay you’

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

one guy wanted to meet me for coffee..another wanted to take me on holiday with him ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the stories peeps im now wandering what the success rate is tho haha if anyones actually gone,do you know what dave...i cant believe it, you've just read my mind....im all over it "

Haha, like has that guy found the one and has been painted an became a naughty avocado

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