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The Strictly ice dancing, coffee lovers and old crocks, welcome #64

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

And.....we're away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fit in on both counts

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you trying to get us confuddled sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I fit in on both counts "

Yeah me too, Mistress, hopefully it will open the door to a few more old crocks! Will be interesting to see who turns up

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you trying to get us confuddled sami"

I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh my back!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i fancy something really nice

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooh my back!"

Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i fancy something really nice"

What do you fancy, Voddy?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oooh my back!

Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame "

careful what you rub a genie could appear

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i fancy something really nice

What do you fancy, Voddy? "

thats the problum i dont know

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooh my back!

Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame careful what you rub a genie could appear"

Haha! It might take a lot of rubbing, he is getting on a bit!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i fancy something really nice

What do you fancy, Voddy? thats the problum i dont know"

Oh dear, that's the problem as we get older, we can't make our minds up!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you trying to get us confuddled sami

I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64 "

Let's see what happens at the end of 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh my back!"

Oh I see your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i fancy something really nice

What do you fancy, Voddy? thats the problum i dont know"

Seems a common problem on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx"

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x "

Morning well afternoon now angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie "

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x "

Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x

Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up"

Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x

Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up

Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x "

dont worry angie if she had cleaned her veri focals would have seen your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x

Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up

Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x "

Excused angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x

Morning well afternoon now angie

Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x

Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up

Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x dont worry angie if she had cleaned her veri focals would have seen your legs "

Oi I don't wear them feckers

You've got me down for false everything ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you trying to get us confuddled sami

I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64

Let's see what happens at the end of 65"

Hmmm....have to skip #66

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all x "

Afternoon Angie, howz you?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help "

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk! "

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker "

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! "

What you were married to Paul hull

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, that was a quickie, off to take my man for his extraction! Keep my seat warm Mistress, Hasta luego

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! "

hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name!

What you were married to Paul hull "

No...unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, that was a quickie, off to take my man for his extraction! Keep my seat warm Mistress, Hasta luego "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks"

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!"

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!"

bad sami you said the banned word

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word"

Wot...d*****t...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!"

Oh feck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word"

Your right _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word

Wot...d*****t... "

I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

Oh feck me "

I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word

Wot...d*****t...

I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

Oh feck me

I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me! "

You'll only piss more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word

Wot...d*****t...

I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady

Ouch! "

That was only a warm up

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

Oh feck me

I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!

You'll only piss more "

I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word

Wot...d*****t...

I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady

Ouch!

That was only a warm up "

Be gentle with me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

Oh feck me

I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!

You'll only piss more

I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers "

I think _oddys got plans for the tents too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word

Wot...d*****t...

I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady

Ouch!

That was only a warm up

Be gentle with me.... "

Ah didn't I give you a safe word?

I always forget the feckers anyhow with my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx

See you later sami

Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help

Don't call me Paul, people will talk!

Aw shit...just noticed that fecker

Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks

Nah that was Martin

BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!

I used to like Brian Tilsdley

So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!

Oh feck me

I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!

You'll only piss more

I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers

I think _oddys got plans for the tenas too "

Aw ffs I know your knickers art that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts "

Snap....

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x"

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie "

How the devil are ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya? "

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya?

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night "

yeah doing ya roots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya?

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night "

Can I pry... And ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya?

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night yeah doing ya roots "

That D***** seen to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya?

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night

Can I pry... And ask why? "

No

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ile tell you eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit in on both counts

Snap....

Evening all x

Only by a couple of days

Evening eenie

How the devil are ya?

I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night

Can I pry... And ask why?

No "

Feck!

Ahhh well I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ile tell you eenie "

Ooooo, go on then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ile tell you eenie

Ooooo, go on then "

she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ile tell you eenie

Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares "

Ohhhh you little bugger you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ile tell you eenie

Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares

Ohhhh you little bugger you!! "

Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ile tell you eenie

Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares

Ohhhh you little bugger you!!

Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra "

like he did in his y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ile tell you eenie

Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares

Ohhhh you little bugger you!!

Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra like he did in his y fronts"

Tw*t

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".........."

Reaches for flogger

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"..........

Reaches for flogger "

put that down sami is delicate

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger "

Got me running shoes on !

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate"

I am Voddy, like a little flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate"

She's bloody not

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate

I am Voddy, like a little flower "

snowdrop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..........

Reaches for flogger

Got me running shoes on ! "

I'll catch you with my stilettos on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate

She's bloody not"

yes she bloody well is

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"..........

Reaches for flogger

Got me running shoes on !

I'll catch you with my stilettos on "

places trip wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate

I am Voddy, like a little flower "

Them little flowers aren't delicate I can tell you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate

I am Voddy, like a little flower snowdrop"

Yes, a little white snowdrop

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 31/01/18 22:43:42]

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger

Got me running shoes on !

I'll catch you with my stilettos on "

You won't...I haven't got your stilettos on!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate

She's bloody not"

Yes I bloody well am!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"..........

Reaches for flogger

Got me running shoes on !

I'll catch you with my stilettos on places trip wire"

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me that was a rant and a half

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 31/01/18 22:50:40]

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck me that was a rant and a half "

Think you're being ganged up on!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes hot chocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me that was a rant and a half

Think you're being ganged up on! "

Bloody surrounded by one woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"passes hot chocs"

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes hot chocs"

Mmmmm...lovely, thank you, Voddy.xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes hot chocs

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top "

well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"passes hot chocs

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done"

Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes hot chocs

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done

Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop "

What's instant pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"passes hot chocs

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done

Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop

What's instant pic?"

On the mobile version you can send a instant picture without have to upload it through picture moderators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes hot chocs

Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done

Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop

What's instant pic?

On the mobile version you can send a instant picture without have to upload it through picture moderators "

Ah, didn't know that

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again "

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes 2 more hot chocs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house"

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late! "

Oi...silky nightie ffs

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late! "

Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Oi...silky nightie ffs "

Black negligent ...and a hairnet...

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Oi...silky nightie ffs "

Knee length?

Just below the groin?

Just wondering

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador"

..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador.....

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD

Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away "

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working? "

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away "

What a twunt

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back! "

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work) "

Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

What a twunt "

He won't be doing it again for a while think he was glad the police turned up

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed "

Well nothing of any interest. Mistress has been to the dentist, but we're not allowed to say dentist, so we just say d******

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador

..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador..... "

Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work)

Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations. "

Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

What a twunt

He won't be doing it again for a while think he was glad the police turned up "

Good on you (and anyone else who helped)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed "

where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks"

And err! Ahem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks"

**I'm 30 tenten now

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed

Well nothing of any interest. Mistress has been to the dentist, but we're not allowed to say dentist, so we just say d****** "

she doesn't like being held down and pain lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! "

and this cute young is mr nelson

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "

Both of them!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now "

happy belated non getting older day lol

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador

..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador.....

Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion "

Yep, so be it!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! "

evening to you as well

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! "

oh and he has a cunning evil brother

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work)

Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.

Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend "

Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine.

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "

Hows your shoulder ?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house

Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!

Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador

..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador.....

Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion

Yep, so be it! "

cross eyed like its mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Hows your shoulder ? "

signed off again for 2 more weeks dr said it dont feel right yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "

Who has a very nice bum

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother "

A very cunning evil brother you bunch of b.....d's, Nelson is putting kettle on, soft b.....d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol "

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother "

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x"

Watch you don't bang into anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work)

Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.

Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend

Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine. "

He will be, he is just a worry guys generally!!! (I've got a bit of it from him but not as bad thank goodness) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna pear?

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

STOTFOLD


"Anyone wanna pear?"

Not ripe enough for you to chew on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x

Watch you don't bang into anything lol"

Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing

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over a year ago


"Anyone wanna pear?"

Pear of what?

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x

Watch you don't bang into anything lol

Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing "

Don't know what you mean lol

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again

Hello sweetie, you not been working?

No, been to see my parents and Nan

(after work)

Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.

Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend

Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine.

He will be, he is just a worry guys generally!!! (I've got a bit of it from him but not as bad thank goodness) x"

Sounds like my dad, he's a worrier, but he is 88.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone wanna pear?"

Yes if you peel the skin off for me

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy "

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Anyone wanna pear?

Yes if you peel the skin off for me "

sounds painful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coooffffeeee

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Anyone wanna pear?

Yes if you peel the skin off for me "

This is getting rude

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Coooffffeeee "

SSSassy!! It has been so long, how the devil are you?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch "

Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Coooffffeeee "

Welcome Sassy

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch

Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... "

were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x

Watch you don't bang into anything lol

Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing

Don't know what you mean lol "

Just that I'll know where I'm going if I hit things

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch

Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ? "

They told me they were sweeteners, I put them in my coffee!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, off to bed lovelies. Na night, sleep tight xx

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch

Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... "

That was age and bladder control, do not blame my one eyed snake......jeez, try and help a damsel in distress

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson

Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother

I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy

That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch

Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ?

They told me they were sweeteners, I put them in my coffee! "

some shifty bloke lol, then seeing things after lol

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over a year ago


"Ok, off to bed lovelies. Na night, sleep tight xx"

Night... I need to go really myself

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away

Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!

Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks

**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol

I'm going backwards now... .

And thank you x

Watch you don't bang into anything lol

Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing

Don't know what you mean lol

Just that I'll know where I'm going if I hit things "

Buy shin pads!!

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By *un4meanduMan
over a year ago

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Night all, another early start

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over a year ago


"Anyone wanna pear?

Yes if you peel the skin off for me "

Oh should I make a start on thread grapes now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all I'm not far from Conking out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie "

How's you Mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress? "

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

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over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning "

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

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over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning "

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too

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over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too "

Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too

Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr "

It's quite mild up here this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too

Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr

It's quite mild up here this morning "

Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too

Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr

It's quite mild up here this morning

Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today "

Ah its just you soft southerners. ..need to be made of stronger stuff

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Arf noon gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning eenie

How's you Mistress?

Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning

I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning

It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too

Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr

It's quite mild up here this morning

Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today

Ah its just you soft southerners. ..need to be made of stronger stuff "

Actually it's cos I don't have 10 stone of blubber keeping me warm anymore... Never used to feel the fecking cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arf noon gang "

Hello Samiss x

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Arf noon gang

Hello Samiss x"

Hello Eenie I'm going to start #65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon you two.

Feck what number we on next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one sami

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