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"I fit in on both counts  "Yeah me too, Mistress, hopefully it will open the door to a few more old crocks! Will be interesting to see who turns up | |||
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"you trying to get us confuddled sami" I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64  | |||
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"Oooh my back!" Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame | |||
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"i fancy something really nice" What do you fancy, Voddy? | |||
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"Oooh my back! Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame "careful what you rub a genie could appear | |||
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"i fancy something really nice What do you fancy, Voddy? "thats the problum i dont know | |||
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"Oooh my back! Haha , would you like a quick rub down, Dash? Just got to find me walking frame careful what you rub a genie could appear"Haha! It might take a lot of rubbing, he is getting on a bit! | |||
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"i fancy something really nice What do you fancy, Voddy? thats the problum i dont know"Oh dear, that's the problem as we get older, we can't make our minds up! | |||
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"you trying to get us confuddled sami I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64 "Let's see what happens at the end of 65  | |||
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"Oooh my back!" Oh I see your back | |||
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"i fancy something really nice What do you fancy, Voddy? thats the problum i dont know"Seems a common problem on here | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx"See you later sami
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"Good morning all x " Morning well afternoon now angie | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie "Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie
Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x "Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie
Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x
Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up"Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie
Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x
Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up
Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x "dont worry angie if she had cleaned her veri focals would have seen your legs | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie
Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x
Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up
Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x "Excused angie | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning well afternoon now angie
Yes, I just snuck in at the last minute x
Sneaky bugger you nearly tripped me up
Sorry mistress. I’m a bit clumsy today x dont worry angie if she had cleaned her veri focals would have seen your legs "Oi I don't wear them feckers 
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"you trying to get us confuddled sami I know, I missed some numbers out on the last one, so was gently reminded it was #64
Let's see what happens at the end of 65"Hmmm....have to skip #66 | |||
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"Good morning all x " Afternoon Angie, howz you? | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help "Don't call me Paul, people will talk! | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk! "Aw shit...just noticed that fecker  | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker "Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! "What you were married to Paul hull | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! "hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name!
What you were married to Paul hull "No...unfortunately | |||
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"Right, that was a quickie, off to take my man for his extraction! Keep my seat warm Mistress, Hasta luego "Oh no | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks"Nah that was Martin BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex! | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!"I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him! | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!"bad sami you said the banned word | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word"Wot...d*****t... | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!"Oh feck me | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word"Your right _oddy | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word
Wot...d*****t... "I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady  | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!
Oh feck me "I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!  | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word
Wot...d*****t...
I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady "Ouch! | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!
Oh feck me
I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me! "You'll only piss more | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word
Wot...d*****t...
I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady
Ouch! "That was only a warm up | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!
Oh feck me
I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!
You'll only piss more "I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word
Wot...d*****t...
I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady
Ouch!
That was only a warm up "Be gentle with me.... | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!
Oh feck me
I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!
You'll only piss more
I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers "I think _oddys got plans for the tents too | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!bad sami you said the banned word
Wot...d*****t...
I'll have to think up a punishment for you lady
Ouch!
That was only a warm up
Be gentle with me.... "Ah didn't I give you a safe word? I always forget the feckers anyhow with my memory  | |||
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"Ok guys, got to go and get some slap on, the polyfilla's ready now! Catcha later xx
See you later sami
Paul I used to be a plasterer if you need any help
Don't call me Paul, people will talk!
Aw shit...just noticed that fecker
Haha Its my alter ego...and my ex husband's name! hmmm got a gail platt here me thinks
Nah that was Martin
BTW Brian used to live next door to my ex!
I used to like Brian Tilsdley
So back from dentist, with hubby, tooth out and some stitches in bless him!
Oh feck me
I know, bless him, he keeps asking when he can eat, the best thing is he can't drink alcohol for 12 hours, more for me!
You'll only piss more
I'll have to put the tenas on instead of the fivers
I think _oddys got plans for the tenas too "Aw ffs I know your knickers art that big  | |||
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"I fit in on both counts "Snap....
Evening all x | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x"Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie "How the devil are ya? | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya? "I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya?
I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night "yeah doing ya roots | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya?
I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night "Can I pry... And ask why? | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya?
I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night yeah doing ya roots "That D***** seen to them | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya?
I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night
Can I pry... And ask why? "No | |||
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"I fit in on both counts
Snap....
Evening all x
Only by a couple of days
Evening eenie
How the devil are ya?
I'm pretty good...was just a little busy last night
Can I pry... And ask why?
No "Feck! 
Ahhh well I tried | |||
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"ile tell you eenie "Ooooo, go on then | |||
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"ile tell you eenie
Ooooo, go on then "she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares | |||
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"ile tell you eenie
Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares "Ohhhh you little bugger you!!  | |||
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"ile tell you eenie
Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares
Ohhhh you little bugger you!! "Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra | |||
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"ile tell you eenie
Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares
Ohhhh you little bugger you!!
Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra "like he did in his y fronts | |||
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"ile tell you eenie
Ooooo, go on then she had a hot date so i hid her falseses and she had to look for them and i also took her spares
Ohhhh you little bugger you!!
Yeah I had to fecking stuff some socks in me bra like he did in his y fronts"Tw*t | |||
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Reaches for flogger "put that down sami is delicate | |||
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Reaches for flogger "Got me running shoes on ! | |||
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Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate"I am Voddy, like a little flower | |||
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Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate"She's bloody not | |||
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I am Voddy, like a little flower "snowdrop | |||
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Got me running shoes on ! "I'll catch you with my stilettos on | |||
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She's bloody not"yes she bloody well is | |||
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Got me running shoes on !
I'll catch you with my stilettos on "places trip wire | |||
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Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate
I am Voddy, like a little flower "Them little flowers aren't delicate I can tell you | |||
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"..... .....
Reaches for flogger put that down sami is delicate
I am Voddy, like a little flower snowdrop"Yes, a little white snowdrop | |||
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Got me running shoes on !
I'll catch you with my stilettos on "You won't...I haven't got your stilettos on! | |||
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She's bloody not"Yes I bloody well am! | |||
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Got me running shoes on !
I'll catch you with my stilettos on places trip wire"Hehe | |||
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"Feck me that was a rant and a half "Think you're being ganged up on! | |||
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"Feck me that was a rant and a half
Think you're being ganged up on! "Bloody surrounded by one woman | |||
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"passes hot chocs" Mmmmm...lovely, thank you, Voddy.xx | |||
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"passes hot chocs Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top "well done | |||
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"passes hot chocs Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done"Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop | |||
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"passes hot chocs Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done
Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop "What's instant pic? | |||
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"passes hot chocs Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done
Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop
What's instant pic?"On the mobile version you can send a instant picture without have to upload it through picture moderators | |||
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"passes hot chocs Sends pic of my coffee with leaf on top well done
Sends it to sami as a instant pic...I can't do it on desktop
What's instant pic?
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Oi...silky nightie ffs "Black negligent ...and a hairnet... | |||
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Oi...silky nightie ffs "Knee length? Just below the groin? Just wondering | |||
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Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador"..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador..... | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed "Well nothing of any interest. Mistress has been to the dentist, but we're not allowed to say dentist, so we just say d****** | |||
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Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!
Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador
..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador..... "Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion | |||
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Hello sweetie, you not been working?
No, been to see my parents and Nan
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks"And err! Ahem! | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks"**I'm 30 tenten now | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed
Well nothing of any interest. Mistress has been to the dentist, but we're not allowed to say dentist, so we just say d****** "she doesn't like being held down and pain lol | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! "and this cute young is mr nelson | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "Both of them! | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now "happy belated non getting older day lol | |||
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Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!
Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador
..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador.....
Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion "Yep, so be it! | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
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Hello sweetie, you not been working?
No, been to see my parents and Nan
(after work)
Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.
Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend "Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine. | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "Hows your shoulder ? | |||
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"Evening all ''F..k! I sound like Dixon of '...k Green' ....just back in the house
Evening Feliz, howz you?. Mistress is over the road in the crazy lounge thread, she's got her pyjamas and slippers on, as it's quite late!
Ah! That time of night, when she sits in her winged back chair, in her nightie, smoking a pipe and stroking her stuffed labrador
..are you sure it's a stuffed Labrador.....
Well Mistress said it was a mountain lion, representing her passion and prowess but it looked like a Labrador to me....with three legs....and cross eyed...and a little dog tag saying 'Fluffy'...but if Mistress says its a mountain lion
Yep, so be it! "cross eyed like its mistress | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Hows your shoulder ? "signed off again for 2 more weeks dr said it dont feel right yet | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson "Who has a very nice bum | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother "A very cunning evil brother you bunch of b.....d's, Nelson is putting kettle on, soft b.....d | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol "I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother "I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol
I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x"Watch you don't bang into anything lol | |||
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"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again
Hello sweetie, you not been working?
No, been to see my parents and Nan
(after work)
Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.
Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend
Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine. "He will be, he is just a worry guys generally!!! (I've got a bit of it from him but not as bad thank goodness) x | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol
I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol
I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x
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"Just got home... And now joining you from me bed... Hello again
Hello sweetie, you not been working?
No, been to see my parents and Nan
(after work)
Ah, they all ok? and recovered from Monday and your birthday celebrations.
Dad's a bit stressed as he has an op coming up but mum + nan are good thanks for asking... And yeah we've all recovered from the birthday weekend
Ah bless him, it is stressful, hope all goes well, I'm sure he'll be fine.
He will be, he is just a worry guys generally!!! (I've got a bit of it from him but not as bad thank goodness) x"Sounds like my dad, he's a worrier, but he is 88. | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy "That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy
That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch "Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy
That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch
Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... "were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ? | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol
I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x
Watch you don't bang into anything lol
Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing
Don't know what you mean lol "Just that I'll know where I'm going if I hit things | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy
That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch
Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ? "They told me they were sweeteners, I put them in my coffee! | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy
That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch
Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... "That was age and bladder control, do not blame my one eyed snake......jeez, try and help a damsel in distress | |||
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Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
And err! Ahem! and this cute young is mr nelson
Both of them! oh and he has a cunning evil brother
I'm sure that was him flashing us,the other night when you were pushing me through that hedge, Voddy
That was not flashing! I was offering something to hold on to as you pulled yourself through the hedge, you had the choice of a prickly branch or my penis and you chose the branch
Yeah, well....I thought it was a one eyed snake...nearly wet myself.... were you on those sedatives out of the bottle over the bar before falling in the hedge ?
They told me they were sweeteners, I put them in my coffee! "some shifty bloke lol, then seeing things after lol | |||
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"Evening all back on after a nightmare week some toerag nicked my phone off site I was working on , he got caught with 2 drills a laser level and 2 phones but admitted selling mine and 2 others , he was a bit sore from resisting by the time police took him away Bloody Norah! Poor you. Welcome back!
Sorted now back to old phone for now , what have I missed where do we start mistress is toofless .Eenis had a birthday sami is delicate and im still off sick for another weeks
**I'm 30 tenten now happy belated non getting older day lol
I'm going backwards now... .
And thank you x
Watch you don't bang into anything lol
Ohhh that might not be such a bad thing
Don't know what you mean lol
Just that I'll know where I'm going if I hit things "Buy shin pads!! | |||
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"Anyone wanna pear? Yes if you peel the skin off for me "Oh should I make a start on thread grapes now? | |||
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"Good morning eenie "How's you Mistress? | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress? "Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning "I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning "It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning
It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too "Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning
It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too
Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr "It's quite mild up here this morning | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning
It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too
Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr
It's quite mild up here this morning "Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning
It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too
Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr
It's quite mild up here this morning
Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today "Ah its just you soft southerners. ..need to be made of stronger stuff | |||
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"Good morning eenie
How's you Mistress?
Good just enjoying my first double shot coffee of the morning
I've had two lattes... Struggling to wake up properly this morning
It will take another double shot to shake the cobwebs off here too
Think when I step out the front door it will freeze the cobwebs in place here... Brrrrr
It's quite mild up here this morning
Afternoon... Still bloody freezing down here today
Ah its just you soft southerners. ..need to be made of stronger stuff "Actually it's cos I don't have 10 stone of blubber keeping me warm anymore... Never used to feel the fecking cold | |||
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"Arf noon gang "Hello Samiss x | |||
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"Arf noon gang
Hello Samiss x"Hello Eenie I'm going to start #65 | |||
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