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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.

They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.

They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children.

Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whale for me as well

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!!

By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

thats fantastic i'm loving that

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should of said nothing and basked in the glory,you thief.

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"you should of said nothing and basked in the glory,you thief."

dunno what you are talking about - surely thats slander????

By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Fab...

The story of the little mermaid is one full of amazing insights that psychoanalysts still study.It is an exploration of the loss of virginity and the growth to womanhood...and yes mermaids have a crap time

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read this before...and loved it!

Please keep those curves ladies!