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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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Sorry about this

They have txt me to put this thread up .

they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub. It True birthday tomorrow and they said a big hi to everyone and they want you all to place bets on what they are going to do tomorrow to celebrate .

The slurred a big munchy kiss to HPC and shouted we love you and a slurp to everyone else ...

sighs .....they are bolloxed !!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suffering a wicked hasngover at a guess!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"suffering a wicked hasngover at a guess!"

ohhh definitely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMAO

Im on me way to Swanage for a drink

Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........

We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"LMAO

Im on me way to Swanage for a drink

Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........

We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest

they are pretty hammered i dont think they would recognise a sheep ...they are calling back in a bit to see what everyone said lol ....but somehow dont think the call will arrive ...LOL

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over a year ago

"LMAO

Im on me way to Swanage for a drink

Bets on what they're going to do tomorrow.........

We think they're going to kidnap a sheep and hold it to ransom until the gorgeous shit hot farmer locks them in a barn and ..........well you can guess the rest

they are pretty hammered i dont think they would recognise a sheep ...they are calling back in a bit to see what everyone said lol ....but somehow dont think the call will arrive ...LOL"

Too much fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

having just spoke on the phone with the pair of nuttas Ive changed my mind

A HUGE hangover is the correct answer

But it sounds as though it wil be worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell em jan said have a good one and give the sheep a gud shag off me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"tell em jan said have a good one and give the sheep a gud shag off me

I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 hours in the pub....we was messy

no hangovers tho hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9 hours in the pub....we was messy

no hangovers tho hahahahahahahahaha"

I bet the place will never be the same after you left lol

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.

If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.

15 years there was quite enugh :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.

If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.

15 years there was quite enugh :D"

Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are both pissed and in Swanage in the pub.

If I ever have the misfortune to find myself back in swanage I find the best thing to do is get extremely d*unk as well.

15 years there was quite enugh :D

Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling...we are back hehehehehehe

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

welcome back TP and Debs

xxmwahxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"welcome back TP and Debs

xxmwahxxx"

Hey missus!!!

We come back and you tootle off......hope you are ok beautiful. COME BACK SOON!!!!

MWAH MWAH MWAH xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out"

Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!

Dont even ask :O

But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo

Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out

Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!

Dont even ask :O

But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo

Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol"

we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hmmmmm I can still hear the words Marty ringing in my ears along with 100 I love yous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we dooooooo love you tho

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

oh we doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MWAH MWAH MWAH

MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH

MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH MWAH MWAH

MWAH MWAH MWAH

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

and.....

.....

WE LOVE YOU x 100!!!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"we dooooooo love you tho

Love yoooooooo toooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMFAO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out

Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!

Dont even ask :O

But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo

Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol

we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL"

Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out

Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!

Dont even ask :O

But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo

Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol

we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL

Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx"

i must have been a happy d*unk then...im going to bed night night my darlings

mwah xxxxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"yer welcome back the pair of yer. bet yer shagged out

Well its all down to Charlie and Marty really!!!!

Dont even ask :O

But was fun week -= neither of us wanted to come home.....boohoo

Have to say - we didnt kidnap OR shag the sheep - even "THAT" night - we were too hammered - chatted up the taxi driver but he wasnt playing. lol

we got a taxi? wondered how we got back LOL

Yes darling- and you only gave him a £1 tip cos he wouldnt play!!! LOL xxx

i must have been a happy d*unk then...im going to bed night night my darlings

mwah xxxxxxx"

As always beautiful!!!!

LOVE you - sleep tight xxxxx

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over a year ago

Night night xxxxxx

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....

A whole 7 days in swanage is right up there in my top 10 worst nightmares

having to speak to my stepdad every day for a week

randomly bumping into people I went to school with who were too lazy or stupid to leave and pretending that I remember them fondly

realising that in the 15 years since I left it's barely changed

sorry -I'm venting

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Think they are only there for the week..... Might even be enjoying from the sounds of it, good on em too....

A whole 7 days in swanage is right up there in my top 10 worst nightmares

having to speak to my stepdad every day for a week

randomly bumping into people I went to school with who were too lazy or stupid to leave and pretending that I remember them fondly

realising that in the 15 years since I left it's barely changed

sorry -I'm venting

was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

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was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????"

far far far far worse

officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant

How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????

far far far far worse

officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant

How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie

You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????

far far far far worse

officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant

How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie

You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun

I love camping - which site were you on?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

was it your step dad that had the sheep -= or was he the taxi driver????

far far far far worse

officious jobsworth low-grade civil servant

How I miss those long evenings of intellectual discussion and witty repartie

You shouldda been with us in our camp then - MUCH more fun

I love camping - which site were you on?"

BurnBake, near Corfe

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

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I love camping - which site were you on?

BurnBake, near Corfe"

dont know that one - I usual stay on the Herston Yards site - then tell my folks I'm just down for the day - and go diving and have dinner at The Cauldron the next night.

but 2 nights there is plenty for me

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I love camping - which site were you on?

BurnBake, near Corfe

dont know that one - I usual stay on the Herston Yards site - then tell my folks I'm just down for the day - and go diving and have dinner at The Cauldron the next night.

but 2 nights there is plenty for me

as i said - you didnt cam p with us.....2 nights would not have been enough.....AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YA MOTHER STILL would not have known!!!!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

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as i said - you didnt cam p with us.....2 nights would not have been enough.....AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YA MOTHER STILL would not have known!!!!"

Its not my mum I'm worried about!

Knowing my her, if she found out what I was up to she'd probably slip me a blisterpack of viagra from my stepdad's stash (he's diabetic so gets em free on the NHS) and tell me to dissappear and go have fun before he got home.

apparently acrons never fall too far from the tree

How those two ever ended up together is beyond me.

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