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Innocent innuendo’s

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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I made an innocent innuendo today whilst at work. I was discussing a property that is being sold with a professional snooker table included in the sale, my colleague said to me that I would like the table so I said ‘I don’t play, I just like to watch’ - this was met with raised eyebrows and a cough...I blushed!

Anyone else today made an innocent innuendo without realising it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.

Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.

Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional! "

I do that, while perfecting an innocent face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.

Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional!

I do that, while perfecting an innocent face."

exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I inadvertently had an innuendo on lickety's thread earlier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me if I'm vegetarian... I said I could never be because I enjoy meat too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum was struggling to get the dregs out of a calippo in the summer, I said " look, put it in your mouth, squeeze and suck it hard " my dad almost fell off the picnic bench pissing himself!! I didn't realise till I saw him crying with laughter

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