FabSwingers.com forum: The Fartiquettes of Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, you're in a room and participating in an orgy. Do you;

A. Try to let the fart out silently?

B. Hold it in and use the nuclear energy and methane gases to fuel your performance?

C. Leave and let it detonate at a safe distance?

D. Let it rip right where you are because no one's judging, everyone is distracted anyway.

Tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E. Let rip - then look at the person next me in disgust and loudly proclaim “I beg your pardon!!”

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a head between my legs then B, try for a C, but if close to climaxing I my not be able to do anything but D

Peach x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Let’s hope while you were holding in the explosiveness you wernt having any anal action as whatever is inserted may become a cruise missile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at holding it in and then letting rip later!!

A fanny fart is a totally different matter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hope while you were holding in the explosiveness you wernt having any anal action as whatever is inserted may become a cruise missile"

That's my party trick....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they said in frozen

Let it go let it go I'm one with the wind and sky

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Let’s hope while you were holding in the explosiveness you wernt having any anal action as whatever is inserted may become a cruise missile

That's my party trick....

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart. My bum is a perfume factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it rip people will think its a fanny fart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D... let it rip. Can and do fart as good as any man lol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

C, The sound effects can be amusing but the smell could be a mood killer

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

With this thread a new low has been reached

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you on my bus?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E. Let rip - then look at the person next me in disgust and loudly proclaim “I beg your pardon!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Nets.. He is THE person to answer this question

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Let it rip people will think its a fanny fart..."

Not if it smells of sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to loo incase it's a wet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be a lot of different smells at an orgy. I'm guessing. People would be too busy to notice. Unless you did it if someone face was close to your bottom?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B i guess

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By *rhappy01Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

"D... let it rip. Can and do fart as good as any man lol"

This made me laugh so much an then there’s a picture of you bent over in your profile pic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger and find out

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