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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whilst a wandering through the village, the farmers wife gave wink at me

So I am jogging along to said farmstead, just me and my packet of three

She's a game old bird is Ma Jones and there's nothing that she won't do

So I am ducking under the farmers shotgun blast, just me and my packet of two

Whilst hiding in the churchyard the vicars wife, says "how do you do"

So I am jogging along to the vicarage, just me and my packet of two

She's full of tired frustration and chastity belt is soon undone

So I am whistling through the graveyard, just me and my packet of one

Whilst whistling across the village green, the landlords daughter asks for fun

So I am climbing down the cellar steps, just me and my packet of one

She's tired of farmers fumbles, and her arse is at pert as a bun

So I am having a pint in the alehouse, just me and my packet of none......

Sorry, got a little bored....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Whilst a wandering through the village, the farmers wife gave wink at me

So I am jogging along to said farmstead, just me and my packet of three

She's a game old bird is Ma Jones and there's nothing that she won't do

So I am ducking under the farmers shotgun blast, just me and my packet of two

Whilst hiding in the churchyard the vicars wife, says "how do you do"

So I am jogging along to the vicarage, just me and my packet of two

She's full of tired frustration and chastity belt is soon undone

So I am whistling through the graveyard, just me and my packet of one

Whilst whistling across the village green, the landlords daughter asks for fun

So I am climbing down the cellar steps, just me and my packet of one

She's tired of farmers fumbles, and her arse is at pert as a bun

So I am having a pint in the alehouse, just me and my packet of none......

Sorry, got a little bored....

"

MEDS go NOW

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I promise to take them..... Soon

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok I promise to take them..... Soon"

Doctor, more pills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I promise to take them..... Soon

Doctor, more pills

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It's the blue ones...... Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*smacks arse*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo! No pills... more poems!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooo! No pills... more poems!

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Another one tomorrow if the meds run out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok I promise to take them..... Soon

Doctor, more pills

It's the blue ones...... Right?

"

Only if you need them sweety

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I promise to take them..... Soon

Doctor, more pills

It's the blue ones...... Right?

Only if you need them sweety

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Every little helps..........

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